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June Wrasslin |OT| When you lose, you're a jobber, when you win, you're Cena.
- Thread starter Plywood
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John Cena's Wife: I Believe He Cheated On Me
TMZ rolling with Kenny Dykstra comments, and it should get better soon.
TMZ rolling with Kenny Dykstra comments, and it should get better soon.
Only one thing really. Air more vignettes about what a good guy John Cena is.
I know what you mean, but the thing is that Cena has been marketed based on 3 principles, one of them being Loyalty. So it's not about divorce, no one cares if people divorces, the issue would be if they go to court and his ex-wife wins because he cheated on her, this would surely go mainstream. How is the WWE going to spin this around?
Toki767 said:
"John Cena might not be loyal to his wife, but he sure as hell is loyal to the WWE Universe!"
funkystudent
Member
Foley tying up loose ends to their non-existant storyline? Making twitter useful.
at least we got that....
That feud would have been awesome though.
Maybe Ambrose can get his first feud and win over orton. Randy seems like he is on his last legs with the company so they might as well start farming him out to younger guys.
Orton is a pretty easy target for edgy promo's if they want to go there.
Well they have 3 choices
- Weather it out, stay away from smart cities so the crowd doesn't tear him apart, or don't bring him out on TV in smart cities
- Pull him off TV for a while
- Incorporate it into their storylines and turn him heel
Don't think they need to do anything. Hell, Rock himself made a crack about Cena making out with Eve dispite having a wife, so they're probably gonna go "mweh" and move on.
The kids and women will still cheer him either way. They didn't stop cheering him since his character went stale 5 years ago, they won't stop now.
kinda hoping he gets depressed and takes half a year or so off...
The kids and women will still cheer him either way. They didn't stop cheering him since his character went stale 5 years ago, they won't stop now.
kinda hoping he gets depressed and takes half a year or so off...
Yeah, won't happen.
Mr. Luchador
Member
- Declares he's now really poor and has to work for a conveniently returning Ted DiBiase Snr.
funkystudent
Member
One day soon they will be in a smarky ass town and they will start a smarky ass chant about this.
If that chant catches on in other towns.......
Taking Cena off the road would be better for everyone but it wont happen.
Maybe once Rey Returns and they have another kiddie favorite they can let Cena take it easy for a while but it wont happen.
The most we can hope for is he hurts himself soon. Nothing bad but something that would stop him wrestling for a few months.
He was pretty banged up after the Brock match but they have been letting him take it easy fighting Johnny and in tag matches for dark matches / house shows.
If that chant catches on in other towns.......
Taking Cena off the road would be better for everyone but it wont happen.
Maybe once Rey Returns and they have another kiddie favorite they can let Cena take it easy for a while but it wont happen.
The most we can hope for is he hurts himself soon. Nothing bad but something that would stop him wrestling for a few months.
He was pretty banged up after the Brock match but they have been letting him take it easy fighting Johnny and in tag matches for dark matches / house shows.
All depends on what happens with the merch sales once the case is resolved.
Yeah, I guess it all comes down to that.
You know how the WWE universe is, they might not take kindly the loyalty bits on his merch, so maybe a new slogan will make up for that.
I'd love to see The Ryback vs. Sheamus, but not until they're ready to put over Ryback as a loss against Sheamus would destroy the character.
Sandow vs. Sheamus would be awesome! Sandow vs. anyone is brilliant as it is.
Also, I love the SummerSlam 2012 Poster, nothing will top the NWO poster this year, but it does look great.
Sandow vs. Sheamus would be awesome! Sandow vs. anyone is brilliant as it is.
Also, I love the SummerSlam 2012 Poster, nothing will top the NWO poster this year, but it does look great.
CrunchinJelly
formerly cjelly
I'd love to see The Ryback vs. Sheamus, but not until they're ready to put over Ryback as a loss against Sheamus would destroy the character.
Sandow vs. Sheamus would be awesome! Sandow vs. anyone is brilliant as it is.
Also, I love the SummerSlam 2012 Poster, nothing will top the NWO poster this year, but it does look great.
I kind of like the comic book style they had the last few years for the logo etc, but this is pretty nice.
Arrowgigantic
Member
More like the probably still pretty flabby and as always a turd on the mic storm.
Brock Lesnar pictured with his mouth open only serves to remind that words come out of there.
Brock Lesnar pictured with his mouth open only serves to remind that words come out of there.
UberTag
Member
Should we start chanting Kelly Kelly during Cena matches? Or perhaps Barbie Blowjob?
Ex-cheerleader Kenny will show us the light. While ex-cheerleader Nicky continues to main event Smackdown and make Irish Cena look amazing.
Tony Jaa is pretty awesome, but what's up with Ong Bak 2 and 3 man? They were completely terrible. The only other ones I watched were the original Ong Bak and the Protector, I should see if he's been in anything else that's good...
We don't hate the playa, we hate the game!
And as you know, it's all about the game.
jordan0386
Member
Smh. Tyson is working his ass off to get those IRS people off his back.
What has Mike not agreed to do the last 3 years, lol.
What has Mike not agreed to do the last 3 years, lol.
funkystudent
Member
after the show he is going to bang that paralyzed kids mom.John Cena is on Good Morning America giving this paralyzed kid tickets to RAW's 1000th episode.
How can anyone not like that guy?
funkystudent
Member
Cena fix idea I haven't seen mentioned yet.
Move him to Smackdown and let him be the focus of that show.
He can still do house shows and they can edit the fuck out of the crowd so he will never get a mixed crowd reaction on TV ever again.
Move him to Smackdown and let him be the focus of that show.
He can still do house shows and they can edit the fuck out of the crowd so he will never get a mixed crowd reaction on TV ever again.
Kccitystar
Member
Move him to Smackdown, rename the show "Cena and Friends" or "All Star Cenation".
Truth is, that will never happen. He'll just get thrown into more Cena vs Authority Figure feuds that nobody really gives a shit about because there is no one in the company that WWE Creative has booked well enough to be on Cena's level.
Barack Lesnar
Banned
Great Raw on Monday, loved it.
This thread is on repeat.
Well eeeeeeexcuuuuuuuuse me, princess, for not being up at 5:25 AM to read all the WrassleGAF posts
PopfulMail
Member
I always miss the midnight showing.... but I have not seen this posted before and felt that it needed to be shared.
Monster Brawl
If old... feed me to Ryback.
Monster Brawl
If old... feed me to Ryback.
Nocturnowl
Member
Sign Guy made this sign for World's Greatest Tag Team in Ring of Honor, but it really applies to Cena segments.
LOL As if Sign Guy would make a smarky sign.
funkystudent
Member
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Still my top wrasslin' .gif of 2012.
billy beane
Banned
I'm suprised Sign Guy even knows what Ring of Honor is. His signs were always a little mark-ish.Sign Guy made this sign for World's Greatest Tag Team in Ring of Honor, but it really applies to Cena segments.
funkystudent
Member
why not both.
Heck you are already cheating on your wife and think you have a iron tight prenup.
Why stop at one women?