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Khrno

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RBH

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Yukes acquires the license for........the Lingerie Football League:


LAS VEGAS (June 14, 2012/LFL360.com) – Officials from ‘US’ fastest growing sports league’ (BusinessWeek), Lingerie Football League, LLC. (or ‘LFL’) announced moments ago that the LFL has teamed with Osaka, Japan based Yuke’s Co. Ltd to design and develop the official LFL gaming platforms.

Yuke’s is a leading video game developer, having produced popular sports game franchise such as ‘Undisputed’ for the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC and ‘Smackdown!’ for World Wrestling Entertainment. “As a leading sports and entertainment focused company, we have to keep a pulse on what is the next big franchis. We at YUKE’S feel that there is incredible momentum building behind the LFL and that the sport is perfectly positioned to become the next big franchise in the gaming world,” said Yukinori Taniguchi, CEO, Yuke’s Co., Ltd.

Yuke’s and the LFL will go into design and development of the official LFL gaming platforms with a focus on capturing the essence of the intensity, speed, beauty and on-the-field action of LFL Football. The core global fan base of the LFL, which consists of nearly 60-percent Men, 18-34, perfectly aligns with the gaming world’s target market.

“This truly a monumental moment for our sport and its credibility as a mainstream franchise. Having an industry leader with a proven track record such as Mr. Taniguchi and his team at Yuke’s developing our game will insure a quality game that our fans around the world will love”, said Mitchell Mortaza, Founder & Chairman, Lingerie Football League, LLC.
 

SoulPlaya

more money than God
AJ wants people to tweet her fanart so that she can choose one to be her background. What hell has this poor girl unleashed upon herself?
 

Khrno

Member
AJ wants people to tweet her fanart so that she can choose one to be her background. What hell has this poor girl unleashed upon herself?

I didn't know your 37 birthday was yesterday. Congratulations man.




Also, I just found out that Kane is the first Spanish-born WWE Champion ever.
 
Also, I love the SummerSlam 2012 Poster, nothing will top the NWO poster this year, but it does look great.
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Dear WWE:
This is your 25th Annual Summerslam
That means it is the 24th Anniversary of Summerslam

This is not the first time that you have made this mistake and the fact that you still don't have a single person in marketing (or fucking anywhere in the company) who understands this is kind of pathetic.
 

SoulPlaya

more money than God
I didn't know your 37 birthday was yesterday. Congratulations man.




Also, I just found out that Kane is the first Spanish-born WWE Champion ever.
I'm old. :(

Yeah, he was born in Spain, but I believe his parents were in the US military and stationed there. I also believe that he's a non-practicing Jew by ethnicity, but I'm not sure. He's just so damn mysterious.
 

Khrno

Member
Exclusive Interview With Former WWE Superstar Kenn Doane

Note From Kenn: “First and foremost before reading this interview if your going to say “Your a cheerleader” or make comments of how I got beat in matches then your probably too uneducated and immature to continue so please hit the back button located at the top left of your webpage now. And now lets begin…”

When you were in the Spirit Squad, was there a feeling like this would brand you with a ‘stench’ that would be impossible to shake, or were you just happy to work with DX and Vince McMahon so early in your WWE career?

“We always knew going into it that groups don’t last forever and the best way possible to get out of that ‘stench’ so to say would be simply to fight each other or go back down to developmental and be repackaged. Fortunately Dolph had that opportunity, the other 3 got fired and I got brought back the following week as Dykstra. Spirit Squad was basically a group designed to bring back DX and that’s it. We came in as badass cheerleaders that took advantage of a 5-2 ratio and beat up every tag team they put in our way. Except when it came to DX, no 5 grown men could ever beat 2 not those 2 lol. This is where haters will say “duh haha you got superkicked and pedigreed.” But I’ma let them in on a secret. ITS FUCKING FAKE! I knew what was going to happen and I did because that was my job. That is equal to me saying haha you just got a stack of papers at your desk and now have to work more. People don’t understand that this is a job. Nobody is really the champion of anything. It is a simple show that you watch and enjoy. If you were in a movie with Sly Stallone and beat his ass but then at the end he killed you would you be mad? Absolutely not you would tell everyone to go watch it. We make short action movies where in the end one loses and the other wins. So if you think otherwise then you didn’t read my disclaimer at the beginning and you can hit the back button now.”

What are your thoughts on fellow Spirit Squad alum Dolph Ziggler’s breakout potential?

“I think it’s great and I am a HUGE Dolph supporter. I text him sometimes before big matches telling him I may do a shoot run in and help him win because he deserves it. I think if THEY let him above the glass ceiling he will be a big player when it comes to the future. We already know Cody Rhodes will get through the glass ceiling eventually for sure. His damn father is a writer. Nothing against Cody he is a great talent just saying it how it is. And as for THEY i mean the politicians in the top spots. Guys like… like…. whats his name??? (haters and nerds get ready here it comes) John Cena that’s it. This man seems afraid of losing his spot and I never understood it because they are very high on him as we can all see but I guess when your at the top you must be afraid of falling sometimes. John is greedy in the ring and he is allowed to be. Very rarely do we see top babyfaces selling for anyone anymore. I think this is part of whats missing in wrestling today. I remember Bret Hart would sell for anyone at any level in every match, the reason being is if your babyface isn’t in danger then why do we care to cheer for them? Steamboat did the same thing. But guys feel it makes them weak to sell now when in reality it makes people interested. If we watched UFC and nobody got hurt we wouldn’t watch right? (a verbal yes will do fine here)

Based on what you’ve seen on television and heard from friends still working for the company, what has changed most in WWE since you left in 2008?

“Everybody walks on egg shells backstage. Nobody gets an opinion and everyone is afraid to speak up. That is what i noticed the times i went back there after my release. The new guys are like little kids that got scolded by their mothers and are on strike 2 when they didn’t do anything to begin with. and most are ass kissers which only gets them faster out the door. Nobody has a chance to become anything unless WWE wants them to be. It seems no fun, nobody really jokes or plays around like they used too. I remember bringing heely’s backstage [the sneakers with wheels in the heels], following week everyone had them, we would have races and such but now they all seem afraid to have fun or afraid to smile. their like pawns waiting to get picked up and moved to a certain spot. Silly if you ask me.”

Can you shed more light on your recent comments that John Cena wanted Randy Orton fired when you were in WWE?

“It was the same night when Cena tried toughening up Carlito (which was absolutely stupid of Cena) he was pretty much bullying him because we all know if Carlito hit Cena and hurt him he would be fired plain and simple. But regardless once John calmed down I asked him what that was all about he ranted and other crap saying people need to hold their own weight around here and some how he got to Randy being suspended saying he is trying for Randy’s release to send a message to everyone that they can all be fired just as easily. As for now I don’t know if John is trying for Randy’s release or not but if I had to guess I would say it is due to the fact that he told me he was before. This assumption could be wrong (meaning this could be false and not the truth) however John telling me in the past he did want Randy fired is true (that’s true because he told me, see how that works haters?).”

Based on your recent tweets about your former relationship with Mickie James, it’s clear that behind-the-scenes romance often winds up affecting WWE storylines. What is WWE’s attitude towards wrestlers dating divas?

“It depends on who you are, top guy like Cena can do what he wants but most of the time they try to fuck with it like put you on separate shows and make one date another on TV. I think its a little sick joke but who knows really. I mean look at past relationships usually their on separate shows.”

Since a return to WWE does not seem likely at this point due to your issues with the company’s top star, are you interested in working for Impact Wrestling? (Turns into a tangent about his relationship with Mickie James, her cheating on him with Cena, Cena’s “rats” and clearing his reputation)

“This is where its going to get interesting i may stray from this question until the end but i will answer you. So one day I see Mickie on the computer and I don’t give a damn it’s not my right to see what she is doing and it never was. I was always great to her. took her many places on vacations and bought her many things, was a great boyfriend. Now at the time Cena was messing around with another diva at the time (who’s name will remain anonymous because she had no effect on my life or job so its not our business) but i ended up using the computer once Mickie got off it and i went to Google and when you start typing it pulls up past searches. Past search was “Mickie James dating John Cena” so I’m not mad just curious I was like hey what the heck is this your trying to find info on? She stared at it for like legit 2 mins and I’m looking at her like “did you forget how to read? say something, WTF” she got up and ran into the other room crying saying she was sorry and she felt bad and admitted to it. I’m not one to get mad or jealous I don’t know why, I think it has to do with all the things I’ve been through as a child that you really cant hurt me much more than i have been already. So i look at it as there are SO many woman in this world why get upset over 1? to me that makes sense. So I don’t have John’s number so I call his diva “road” girlfriend. I ask her if she knows anything about it and she says she had a feeling because John recently dumped her and she is over him now. (yes by this point your probably thinking if WWE just videotaped the real lives of these wrestlers we would have a much better show to watch on Mondays) So here i am sitting on my porch trying to piece all this crap together. Got 1 diva who is married to a guy outside of the business but she sleeps with Cena, then we got Cena who sleeps with rats (groupies, girls not in the biz, girls in the lobby waiting for an invite upstairs, in some countries mules because their fat) and this married diva, and now my girlfriend, then i got Mickie who is supposed to be my girlfriend who is Googling if her secret has been let out. Now I’m thinking before I do anything stupid and risk losing my job that I’ve worked for since I was 13 and gave up college scholarships to play football for I need to think of the best way to handle this. I tell Mickie just leave, go to your moms house or your sisters i just need time to think. I decide to call WWE office and ask for John’s number and explain what happened. They say their sorry and try to make me think they got my side. Following weeks I’m off TV and off the road until i get sent to Smackdown. Ironically Johns former diva got sent too. So now were on complete separate schedules and when their is a joint PPV I’m off the road that day too and get flown in on a Monday for a Tuesday Smackdown. Yeah complete B.S. I get jobbed out then they take me off the road more and fire me. When Johnny ace called me to fire me I asked him if this is why I’m getting fired. He told me we don’t have anything for you and depending on whether you choose to discuss this issue will determine on if your allowed to come back in the future. (so basically if i mention Cena and Mickie then I’m banned) I decide i will keep it to myself since I just want to wrestle and entertain people. I go back every time their in my area and they always say the same leading on words (we like you we will call you in a week) then never call me at all. So I now figured out their just going to keep doing this because if they piss me off i will reveal their Superstar for what he really is and if they bring me back I could start trouble with Cena and that wouldn’t be great for the company either. Lets go back a little bit shall we. So now I’m gone from WWE and Mickie and Cena are banging full time having a merry old time. Mickie becomes champ, get TV roles and gets attached too. John knowing this is going too far needs to put a stop to it so he breaks it off for whatever reason (maybe he felt guilt as he was getting married) and Mickie flips out cries all over backstage snotting everywhere and it looks really bad. She now loses her title and jobs out and becomes Piggy James (inside joke since she was a piggy for sleeping around, they even had Jared from subway introduce her – ya know, “roast beef”) then gets fired.”

“Now to answer your question. I get flown into TNA to try out. before my try out I see Dixie Carter and tell her thank you for bringing me in and I hope she gets a chance to see what I can do. We talk for a little bit and she ends the conversation with “ya know for a guy who got fired for a bad attitude I don’t think your that bad” I’m like what! so i chase her down and say Mrs. Carter why did you say that and where did you get that information if I might ask. She said its all over the internet. So I do my research and find it all over the place that i got fired from WWE for a bad attitude. So now John and Mickie took my personal life, took my job, and left me with a bad reputation. That’s real nice. When i was there in November i was actually excited to talk with John and I wanted to bury this all. He walked by I put my hand out and said hey you got a minute? he didn’t shake my hand and said “for you absolutely not” so i was like “really OK John, that’s cool”. So to all you people that disagree with me bringing this up now Its merely to clear my name of having a bad attitude, I respond to you haters with respect and I don’t poke fun at you through twitter or anywhere. and because I now realize that if John is there then I probably wont ever be in WWE again. And i understand WWE’s point, he is a bigger star and he is their number 1 guy. I get it i own my own business and am happy doing what i do. I’m not doing this for 15 mins of fame or to try to get bookings or anything like that. Would i wrestle for TNA? if I could make more money working for them or equal to what i do now then yes otherwise it would be a dumb choice right? (verbal yes or head shake is suffice) Another thing people claim my timing is bad on this and maybe your right. John is going through a divorce right now and really wish him and Liz a peaceful divorce. But if anyone of you lost your job, personal life and then got stuck with a bad reputation your gonna honestly say you wouldn’t do the same thing? lets get real people.”

Name Association:

Vince McMahon: Crazy (in a good way)

Triple H: Smartest man in the business (married boss’s daughter come on lol)

John Cena: Tiger Woods

Randy Orton: if he overcame his demons the the future if not then wasted talent

CM Punk: great example to kids (drug-free)

Final Thoughts: “Going forward I have no reason but to speak the truth and to make all this up would be absolutely insane. I’m not saying you have to believe anything i say but that is the truth. WWE portrays Cena as this big hero and savior to all of us but truth be told that is a character he plays much like me as a cheerleader. When watching wrestling know your watching a show and not real life situations or scenarios. We are basically live comic books brought to life and make short action movies for you to enjoy. Whether you agree or disagree with me on this is solely your opinion which i respect positive or negative. I don’t wrestle that much anymore and that is simply my choice, I guess when you get such a bad taste in your mouth from previous encounters its not something you try to re-hash lol. To say I’m retired is stupid because who really retires from wrestling? and to say im retired from fake fighting sounds even stupider. so no i still wrestle from time to time. I can be easily reached at @kenndoane via twitter where you can tell me how much you hate me, like me, tell me I’m a cheerleader, tell me i suck and that I’m trying to get 15 mins of fame. Its all accepted with arms wide open. Much love to all of you positive or negative. #GodBless you all. And thanks to @SEScoops for doing this interview. There you have it people Love it or Hate it. Truth has been told.”
 

Ydahs

Member
Some classic Observer notes from April 24th 1995;

WWF;

TCI reported the national buy rate for Wrestlemania at 1.1 which indicates the final figure may even be lower than the disappointing preliminary projections. However, Monday Night Raw continues at its most popular with the 4/10 show doing a 3.7 rating coming off the 3.5 the previous week. The 4/10 show (Bret Hart-Kid-Holly vs. Owen Hart-Yokozuna-Hakushi) would tie the show's highest rating ever.

Paul Levesque's first vignettes appeared this weekend. Not only is he doing a Steve Regal gimmick, but he's doing a 100% copy using the name Hunter Helmsley I believe. This is the first time I can remember WWF ever using a current WCW gimmick on one of its wrestlers.

Glen Jacobs (SMW Unabom) was in the office with the character development people.

4/17 Raw featured a great 1-2-3 Kid & Bob Holly vs. Owen Hart & Yokozuna match. Yoko squashed Kid with a powerslam, but not before Kid pulled out a great series of spots at the finish.

WCW;

Steve Austin's job appears to be safe after all. This past week Hulk Hogan was politicking to save Butcher's spot as well.

Ric Flair's reinstatement aired this past weekend in a totally stupid skit.

Vader was asked to turn face which makes no sense on the surface but if you think about who is running the company, it makes perfect sense. As a face, there is no clamor for Hogan vs. Vader. If he's turned face, in the match he does the turn, he can do a job for Hogan as part of the turn and there is no reason to book a rematch. After 4/20 if Vader loses the strap as I suspect will happen, there is no political reason that he can't put Hogan over.

ECW;

Eddy Guerrero and Dean Malenko tore down the house at the 4/15 show before about 1,000 fans with a 30:00 (which actually lasted 25:57) draw that many are saying was the best match in the history of the promotion.

Guerrero vs. Scorpio aired on television this past week and topped ****. I've seen Scorpio in matches where he does more high flying, but I've never seen him work a better match and Guerrero was, if anything, even better than usual. Now that he's working in the U.S., he's one of the three best workers in the country along with Benoit and Michaels.

SMW;

New Jack is once again in the middle of controversy stemming from a series of incidents on 4/14 in Erlanger, KY. SMW was scheduled to run a house show that night at Peall's Palace, a night club across the river from Cincinnati. After a disastrous show the last time in, the club owners wanted to change the rent deal. An SMW official called the building the next morning to cancel. At that point, because there was a decent advance (whatever that means since only 200 fans showed up), local promoter Bob Harmon and Johnny Diamond decided to put on a show of trainees at Harmon and Les Thatcher's Bonecrusher's wrestling school. They posted signs in front of the building that there would be no SMW show, but instead a "Northern Wrestling Federation" show. For whatever reason, D.Lo Brown and New Jack showed up anyway, and when they saw there was a show, talked with the promoter, and got booked on the show and agreed to work the show for free. With the two milling around the crowd before the show it caused fans to believe they were going to see "name" wrestlers and those who showed up bought tickets even with the signs saying SMW wrestlers weren't going to be there. New Jack continued to interact with the fans during the show and heckle the wrestlers, some of whom by all accounts were too inexperienced to even be in the ring. During a tag match, New Jack threw a bar table onto the shoulder of one, and separated his shoulder, although that was perhaps an accident. In the main event, a 10-man elimination tag, New Jack did a run-in and began throwing real punches in several people's face including giving one young wrestler a 12-stitch cut from a punch to the mouth. New Jack later claimed the guy either had said a racial remark to him or that he had punched one of the guys who didn't sell it and wanted to make sure he would sell the second punch. At this point, a large security guard named Mike McCord (no relation to Austin Idol) realizing something was amiss, tackled New Jack which led to more brawling into the parking lot and New Jack finally taking off before a few police cars showed up to quell the problem.

NJPW;

Keiji Muto will challenge and apparently win the IWGP heavyweight title from Shinya Hashimoto in the main event on this show. While speculated here last week that this would be the case, this was confirmed by WCW when it sent out a press release listing the 5/21 Slamboree show as having Muto, as "Great Muta" defend the IWGP title against Paul Orndorff. In addition, the WCW hotline also released the Muta-Orndorff bout as being for the title this past week, although it was called the "IWCP" title.

AJPW;

Mitsuharu Misawa captured All Japan's annual Champion Carnival tournament by defeating Akira Taue on 4/15 at Budokan Hall before a sellout 16,300 fans.

Misawa pinned Taue in 27:03 with a Tiger suplex in a match that aired on television the next night. It appears that the injury Misawa suffered last week in the match with Toshiaki Kawada was a legit injury since he had obvious swelling around the eye all week and nothing having to do with an eye injury was used as part of an angle. If it had been an angle, it would have been used as an excuse for the top star to do a job. The win sets up the already announced 6/9 Budokan main event with Misawa challenging Stan Hansen for the Triple Crown.

1995 was so much more interesting :(
 

DMczaf

Member
Stop living in the past. Paul Levesque is not walking through that door. Glen Jacobs is not walking through that door. Ric Flair is not walking through that door. Vader is not walking through that door.
 

Striker

Member
The nameless diva has to be Candice Michelle.

However, Monday Night Raw continues at its most popular with the 4/10 show doing a 3.7 rating coming off the 3.5 the previous week. The 4/10 show (Bret Hart-Kid-Holly vs. Owen Hart-Yokozuna-Hakushi) would tie the show's highest rating ever.
Raw in 1995, a supposed drought, is still hammering 2012 Raw.
 
Tony Jaa is pretty awesome, but what's up with Ong Bak 2 and 3 man? They were completely terrible. The only other ones I watched were the original Ong Bak and the Protector, I should see if he's been in anything else that's good...

It seems that he had some kind of falling out with the director of Ong Bak and The Protector, Prachya Pinkaew, and decided to direct Ong Bak 2 and 3 by himself. He was also in the middle of some weird breakdown that eventually led him to locking himself away in a Buddhist temple for like a year 1/2. He's out now though, and working with Prachya Pinkaew on THE PROTECTOR 2 so he should be back to greatness.

Watch Prachya Pinkaew's movie Chocolate if you want more Tony Jaa style stuff. It stars an actress named JeeJa Yanin who's basically the female version of Jaa and is co-starring in The Protector 2.
 

Kaladin

Member
Corporate Man Punk?

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Corporate Man Punk.

You know, if this were ROH, Vince would have turned Punk into his corporate champion months ago because the fans would be booing his babyface title reign.
 
Now at the time Cena was messing around with another diva at the time (who’s name will remain anonymous because she had no effect on my life or job so its not our business)

Got 1 diva who is married to a guy outside of the business but she sleeps with Cena, then we got Cena who sleeps with rats (groupies, girls not in the biz, girls in the lobby waiting for an invite upstairs, in some countries mules because their fat) and this married diva, and now my girlfriend,

I decide to call WWE office and ask for John’s number and explain what happened. They say their sorry and try to make me think they got my side. Following weeks I’m off TV and off the road until i get sent to Smackdown. Ironically Johns former diva got sent too.

Uhhhhhh ... shouldn't be too hard to figure out who it was, Ken. Smackdown divas who are married and appeared on SD starting in July 2007. That should narrow the pool quickly.

EDIT: Actually, that did narrow it down. It's probably Torrie Wilson, who was married to one Mr. Billy Kidman and the two subsequently divorced in 2008. So yep. A-Rod is dating Cena's tablescraps.
 

RBH

Member
More wrestler run-in stories from Deadspin:


Back in April 2003, a friend of mine and I attended Monday Night Raw at Philips Arena in Atlanta. After the show, we were at a red light outside the arena when I noticed three black guys were going around talking to people stopped at lights looking like they were trying to sell stuff. We didn't think anything of it. At the next light, they came to our car. I rolled down the window and much to my surprise, the guy in the middle was current WWE wrestler R-Truth.

At the time, he was Ron "The Truth" Killings in TNA. He had wrestled briefly for the then-WWF from November 2000-February 2002. He asked us if we would be interested in buying his rap CD, which included a "controversial" track about how much Vince McMahon sucks. Not wanting to spend $10 on this, we told him we spent all our money at the arena. Visibly annoyed, he said, "All right then" and walked off. As he and his posse were walking off, I yelled at him, "Keep up the good work in TNA." He turned around and yelled back, "Fuck TNA".

I was at Barney's Beanery in West Hollywood about 3 years ago, and a gentleman came walking in with a leather jacket and sunglasses on at 11:30pm. He was of middle-age, and he was accompanied by a younger couple. After glancing at him a couple more times I realized it was "Rowdy" Roddy Piper. I walked over and said, "Hot Rod! I'm a big fan."

His immediate response was to shake my hand and ask, "How's your family? How many kids you got?"

I said, "I'm too young for kids. I'm not even married." This triggered a life lesson on starting a family from him, and he did not disappoint.

"Good. Here's my advice: take your fucking time. I got a 19 year-old with a Mustang. You can HAVE him. I don't need him. Do you see this guy here (gesturing to the couple at his table)? That's my daughter and her boyfriend. He'll be dead by sundown. He doesn't even know what's coming!"

I laughed at being invited inside Piper's Pit for about 30 seconds, and went about my evening. It's still my favorite celebrity encounter after six years in Los Angeles.

In the mid '90s, my family and I were on a flight to Jackson, Miss. It was the tail-end of a vacation so I slept for almost the entire trip. As we land, my father makes a comment about someone he recognizes sitting in first class, but I'm zonked out and hardly pay attention. He then says, "Oh, you're gonna love this." I look up at him from my resting position and notice a smirk. I glance down the aisle but don't see anything out of the ordinary. Right before the plane comes to a complete stop, the captain says over the intercom (paraphrasing) "Ladies and gentleman, thank you for flying with us today, blah blah blah, and before we go, we have a special message from one of our passengers."

At that moment, one of the most unmistakable voices in all of wrestling came over the loudspeakers.

"This is the Million Dollar Man, Ted DiBiase wishing you a safe journey..." and by that point I'd stopped listening and tried to run to the front of the plane. Unfortunately, my father held me back, saying we had to wait our turn. When I'm finally able to exit the plane, the Million Dollar Man is long gone. Despite the potential for an Amber Alert, I bolted to the baggage claim and waited for my favorite heel to arrive. He never did. Pretty disappointed.

I had heard that in North Charleston the parking garage was always the easiest place to meet wrestlers because it was the only way into the arena. My friends and I got there early in hopes of meeting our favorite wrestlers. Three fresh stars made their way over to sign autographs. They were Johnny Nitro (later John Morrison), Joey Mercury, and Melina. They immediately walked over to the fans. Then John was like "Who wants an autograph!" To which of course everybody cheered. They walk up to the smallest girl there, she was probably about 3-4 years old, ask her what her name is and take her marker from her. Just as they go to sign the autograph... John takes the marker and throws it across the parking lot and yells "Go fetch!" It was the greatest thing I've seen in my life.

Two years later, I parked next to him (inadvertently) at the parking garage. I saw him getting out and I was like "Hey John, can I get a quick autograph?" He looks at me stunned and goes "Sure, I'll give you a verbal autograph. From John Morrison to you." I laugh about it and then asked for a REAL autograph to which he said "Go get Jeff Hardy's autograph."
http://deadspin.com/5919728/getting...mbat-with-the-road-dogg-more-wrestler-run+ins
 
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