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[Cloud Strife]

Brag about being a homewrecker brehs.

Dost thou even "YOLO"?

 

[exmachina64]

Yup. They say she got it from her momma and boy the fuck did she. Like woooooooah! Single too.

Never flirted directly, but did make sure the friend knew I thought her mom was the beez neez. The epitome of thickness. A queen.

What am I reading...

 

[doctorcdcs]

The bolded line tells me that she likes the attention too.....so yeah I don't know man.

Very true, but considering the threads he's made on here in the past, his moral compass is clearly broken.


Or he's just trolling to get a reaction out of people on here.

 

[toneroni]

Haha damn, you like living on the (old) edge buddy

 

[Magwik]

Surprised you're not missing a few teeth. Youre a homewrecker.

 

[Lan Dong Mik]

What did the dad/husband even say to you btw? You kinda left that part out

 

[exmachina64]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=529863

Dammit, I remember that thread.

 

[robotzombie]

Yeah, I had the biggest crush on a friend's mother.
I don't remember the name of her mother, but the friend's name was Stacy.

The only thing I ever think of whenever I read one of your posts is "I dont 'get' comedians"

 

[krioto]

Is your friend's mum the wife of a North Korean dignitary? Or is this story actually true?

 

[maomaoIYP]

Very true, but considering the threads he's made on here in the past, his moral compass is clearly broken.


Or he's just trolling to get a reaction out of people on here.

His posts on MILF chasing have always been interesting, but I don't think he's trolling. Seems believable to me.

 

[Escape Goat]

Very true, but considering the threads he's made on here in the past, his moral compass is clearly broken.


Or he's just trolling to get a reaction out of people on here.

He seems too clueless and/or desperate you hope he's a joke poster because its not funny or endearing.

 

[Shaanyboi]

It's like OP at no point stopped and thought "Wow, this is actually a totally shitty and not cool thing to do." Like it's not like he just talks to his friend's mom still years later. He describes it himself as saying he's "hitting on her." Like....fucking what?!

 

[TheChocoboCadet]

This is definitely a Whiteman's law situation. We're going to need some proof. Preferably entire transcripts along with photo documentation.

 

[Stoze]

More like BladeoftheImmoral

Spoiler

i'm sorry

 

[LyleLanley]

Well he is GAF's resident MILF-hunter.

edit: OP can we have some chat logs of this "good-natured flirting"?

I agree, we need some chat logs.

 

[jWILL253]

Should've paid attention to that Mike Epps sketch, OP.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

This is definitely a Whiteman's law situation. We're going to need some proof. Preferably entire transcripts along with photo documentation.

I'm down to seeing the milf.

 

[Deified Data]

I don't feel comfortable saying someone who flirts with their son's friends on Facebook would "never cheat". Maybe she'd "never cheat" with you OP, but that's hardly normal behavior.

 

[B!TCH]

Having a crush on someone like a friend's mom or sister kind of makes sense... you get to know a lot about them without really making a direct effort and it's never awkwardly confrontational like if you approached them in public.

OP I can't tell if this was good natured, knowing not to cross that boundary flirting or if you were really trying to hook up with her... you make it sound as if the husband was right to be suspicious of you.

I had a crush on my best friend's mom but, naah man, I never let her know that. There was a point in my early teens when I probably had a crush on every reasonably attractive non-related and older-but-not-too-old female in my life so I never read too deeply into it.


PS. Stffler's mom is NOT attractive. That's one thing that always bugged me about those movies.

 

[RiZ III]

You sound like an immature prick op. Glad I don't know anyone like you.

 

[Wazzy]

You're seriously a terrible friend. What the actual hell at you hitting on your friends mom.

 

[Yado]

Uh why didn't he check his wife for encouraging your advances?

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

I said hi sexy about two weeks ago and she never responded. then today i got a message saying

"hi sexy...."
"this is 'her husband' and you should find your own wife."

Along that line anyways. I'm about to go exercise so i won't be responding for a good two hours. see you

 

[Sushi Nao]

Haha, you've got stones, op. Careful, some dudes get punchy

 

[freenudemacusers]

that's it?


boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[LyleLanley]

I said hi sexy about two weeks ago and she never responded. then today i got a message saying

"hi sexy...."
"this is 'her husband' and you should find your own wife."

Along that line anyways. I'm about to go exercise so i won't be responding for a good two hours. see you

Wait, I thought you said she was replying to you?

 

[Magwik]

Wait, I thought you said she was replying to you?

He is hiding something. We have to go deeper.

 

[Arkos]

op how old are you

I'm going to assume this is not real until further notice

 

[kewlmyc]

You sound like a piece of shit.

 

[Ventara]

Weren't you the guy who posted about secretly dating a North Korean official's wife? I was a lurker back then, but what came of it?

 

[Aselith]

Oh yeah, one of my friends mom was soooo hot. At one point he showed us what he found in their room when he was snooping which was her "personal device" and his dad had granny mags. She looked like the blond scientist lady from Species.

 

[Starphoenix]

BladeoftheImmortal
MILF chasing home-wrecker wanted by North Korea
(Today, 10:29 PM)

 

[jb1234]

You're a real piece of work, OP.

 

[Paracelsus]

Just that? You're lucky he's not coming to break your bones one by one.

 

[Strike]

Sounds like you're looking for a tag, dude.

 

[terrisus]

The only thing I ever think of whenever I read one of your posts is "I dont 'get' comedians"

An equally apropos consideration for that post would be that I don't like music :þ

 

[WarMacheen]

Good way to get an ass beating OP

 

[Thorakai]

we don't need joke accounts round here

 

[zeemumu]

Beating up bladeoftheimmortal for hitting on their wife/mom will be a great father son bonding experience.

 

[MikeDip]

Not what I expected when I clicked. Thought it would be about you getting his son into trouble or something.

Maybe don't flirt with her anymore.

 

[WarMacheen]

we don't need joke accounts round here

Join Date: 12-05-2008

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

she'd never cheat on him, sadly

Huh. You sound like a swell guy, OP.

 

[DarkFlow]

Join Date: 12-05-2008

Congrats?

 

[zer0blivion]

Too bad he didn't beat your ass.

 

[WarMacheen]

Congrats?

My post in relation to the one I quoted, plus the Christy Mack / War Machine issue

 

[RP912]

Goddamn finch at it again..

 

[Skeyser]

My post in relation to the one I quoted, plus the Christy Mack / War Machine issue

I dont think the guy mentioning joke accounts was talking to you though

 

[WarMacheen]

I dont think the guy mentioning joke accounts was talking to you though

Then I apologize for the derail. Carry on =)

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

...

You sound proud. Are you proud?

 

[LQX]

The fact the wife allowed that for 10 years tells me she would have taken it further if you pushed hard enough.