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[Herr K]

You're a complete piece of shit.

 

[AuthenticM]

I think OP is full of shit and so was his story about the North Korean woman.

 

[plasmawave]

Sounds like a porno plot line.

 

[Lazyslob]

oooooh yes op what about these women

.

 

[Camp Lo]

You're a complete piece of shit.

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

What exactly do you flirt with her about? Are you still in China? What happened to the 41-but-looking-young-for-her-age-Mongolian-looking MILF who likes you that you posted in the show off your significant other thread? Are you talking about her in this thread? What about those three women that are into you from the dating-age thread?

after we got together a couple of times, she wanted me to start giving her money so that she could afford to send her daughter to a private tutor. i dont have that kind of money nor would i do that unless we wanted to marry down the road. she said i was no good and stopped talking to me.

Other three girls are just in the dating stages. one says she'll move in about a month, so I'm not getting attached...actually that's been a problem for me for a while. I don't get attached at all anymore after my first longterm gf and i finally ended it. that was two years ago.

 

[Maddocks]

can't believe you had ten years and couldn't close the deal. You should be in mourning.

 

[Madrin]

Other three girls are just in the dating stages. one says she'll move in about a month, so I'm not getting attached...actually that's been a problem for me for a while. I don't get attached at all anymore after my first longterm gf and i finally ended it. that was two years ago.

And how do their husbands feel about all of this?

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

OP I'll be seeing you in November.

Oh, I cannot wait for fall.

 

[FUME5]

after we got together a couple of times, she wanted me to start giving her money so that she could afford to send her daughter to a private tutor. i dont have that kind of money nor would i do that unless we wanted to marry down the road. she said i was no good and stopped talking to me.

Other three girls are just in the dating stages. one says she'll move in about a month, so I'm not getting attached...actually that's been a problem for me for a while. I don't get attached at all anymore after my first longterm gf and i finally ended it. that was two years ago.

Just be honest with yourself. You don't get attached because the end game is this guys mother.

 

[watershed]

after we got together a couple of times, she wanted me to start giving her money so that she could afford to send her daughter to a private tutor. i dont have that kind of money nor would i do that unless we wanted to marry down the road. she said i was no good and stopped talking to me.

Other three girls are just in the dating stages. one says she'll move in about a month, so I'm not getting attached...actually that's been a problem for me for a while. I don't get attached at all anymore after my first longterm gf and i finally ended it. that was two years ago.

Whatever happened with the North Korean sugar mamma?

 

[Darkmakaimura]

What about your friend? How do you think he would feel?

 

[red731]

Dose of morning wat served.

 

[maomaoIYP]

Whatever happened with the North Korean sugar mamma?

If my memory serves me well, the NK sugar mama turned out to be a South Korean who got scared about her husband finding out and pretended to be from NK.

 

[May16]

Hello darkness, my old friend....

 

[Mariolee]

Dude, you realize this is messed up right?

 

[kai3345]

the fuck OP

 

[BeatResetsTheWorld]

Hey OP don't you find it weird you're bragging out being an asshole? I mean, that's really weird

 

[Ryaaan14]

Congrats OP, you've done the unthinkable. You got friendzoned by your friend's mom and after 10 years it finally fizzled out.

 

[tensuke]

his name and avatar makes me believe its bs, and he's still mad about aeris dying.

she WHAT

 

[StickSoldier]

Yo dude that's messed up. How would you like your son's friend to hit on your wife, given the same situation? It's not cool at all.

 

[Lazyslob]

If my memory serves me well, the NK sugar mama turned out to be a South Korean who got scared about her husband finding out and pretended to be from NK.

DUN DUN DUN

 

[Blargonaut]

Abort mission now

 

[Nafai1123]

OP, everyone has douchey things they did in the past they shouldn't share. This is one of them.

 

[Mariolee]

OP, everyone has douchey things they did in the past they shouldn't share. This is one of them.

Much less brag about them.

 

[Replicant]

I think I've seen this plot on a gay porn once.

The dad ends up fucking the son's friend in the end. Y'know, the real sexual tension is between the two of them.

 

[Escape Goat]

I think I've seen this plot on a gay porn once.

The dad ends up fucking the son's friend in the end. Y'know, the real sexual tension.

Go on...

 

[Satch]

I think I've seen this plot on a gay porn once.

The dad ends up fucking the son's friend in the end. Y'know, the real sexual tension is between the two of them.

the fact that you even pay that much attention to the plot at all............

 

[Replicant]

Go on...

I'm trying to remember who plays the dad. Colby Jansen maybe? Avoid though. The sex is not as hot as the plot set up.

Of course there's a new variation of the plot with Dirk Caber & Luke Adams. That's not too bad if you're keen.

the fact that you even pay that much attention to the plot at all............

What can I say? I love porn with plots. MEN sometimes do some decent job at this. Sometimes.

 

[Escape Goat]

I'm trying to remember who plays the dad. Colby Jansen maybe? Avoid though. The sex is not as hot as the set up.

Of course there's a new variation of the plot with Dirk Caber & Luke Adams. That's not too bad if you're keen.

This is relevant to my interests. Will follow up on tomorrow. Your gay poem PSA is appreciated.

 

[Live Free or Die]

The fuck did I just walk into

The same thing I was wondering.

 

[maomaoIYP]

What can I say? I love porn with plots.

Me too, there's an entire genre of JAV that's dedicated to stories similar to the OP's. The protagonist goes to his friend's house to study (or something else which is wholly unimportant) and then he seduces his friend's mother.

 

[Escape Goat]

Me too, there's an entire genre of JAV that's dedicated to stories similar to the OP's. The protagonist goes to his friend's house to study (or something else which is wholly unimportant) and then he seduces his friend's mother.

I saw one where a guy comes home and it looks like he's been burglarized. There's bloody hand prints going up the stairs. Then the guy makes the robber fuck him. I think it was a domination/rape/blood thing. It creeped me out.

 

[tensuke]

the fact that you even pay that much attention to the plot at all............

i need to know their motivation for banging or i can't enjoy it

 

[Escape Goat]

Retitle thread "just got off on my high school friend and his father" and we can discuss something of value. Gay porn story setups.

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

Whatever happened with the North Korean sugar mamma?

I was being honest and told her about the new woman i met (41 year old). then she stopped talking to me...d'oh!

 

[davepoobond]

i wouldnt mind being the father to a friend from high school.

actually, i would.

 

[BadAss2961]

I was being honest and told her about the new woman i met (41 year old). then she stopped talking to me...d'oh!

Describe friend's mom to us. I have to use my imagination since no pics.

 

[HiiiLife]

OP is the woat.

 

[Aselith]

OP is the woat.

u woat m8

 

[TheBear]

I'm pretty sure one of the most heinous acts I could ever do to someone who I call a friend is fuck their mother.

 

[Replicant]

Retitle thread "just got off on my high school friend and his father" and we can discuss something of value. Gay porn story setups.

Speaking of "The Father and his son's friend" porn genre, I'd recommend Edu Boxer & Allen King's romp in "Papi Rules". Damn, the chemistry is sizzling, to say the least.

I'm pretty sure one of the most heinous acts I could ever do to someone who I call a friend is fuck their mother.

There's a Hollywood film where two mothers screwed each other's son. Naomi Watts and Robin Wright?

EDIT: Apparently it's titled "Adore". I'd have called it "Motherfuckers"

 

[MisterAnderson]

I mean I knew I had it coming. I was hitting on my friend's mother on Facebook for ages, now.

But the dad was snooping on the wife's FB. she'd never cheat on him, sadly, lol.

It was just some good natured flirting. She thinks I'm a pretty good guy and I enjoy her insight as well. We've been chatting on and off for a good 10 years now since I graduated.

She'd always tell.me to be careful because her husband liked to snoop and she said it was really annoying that he got so jealous and paranoid... whoops.

Anyway, anyone else have a crush on a friend's mom from HS?

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

Describe friend's mom to us. I have to use my imagination since no pics.

short, about 5'5", red head. thin, pretty. i don't know what else to say. she's short, thin, pretty face and I'm attracted to her.

 

[Satch]

short, about 5'5", red head. thin, pretty. i don't know what else to say. she's short, thin, pretty face and I'm attracted to her.

man... theres more to life than this

 

[HK-47]

Listen to Pa Kent.

 

[BadAss2961]

man... theres more to life than this

lol

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

man... theres more to life than this

I know that, but it's still fun to flirt with her.

 

[Coffee Dog]

Hahahaha you're such a brazen cunt it's sorta endearing

 

[Rembrandt]

Gotta say, I thought of some reasons why a friend's dad would tell you off and this definitely wasn't one of them. Is she hot? Post a pic.