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[BladeoftheImmortal]

OP's either a bold-faced liar or an asshole.

latter

 

[Love Deterrence]

OP's either a bold-faced liar or an asshole.

whynotboth.gif

 

[Summer Haze]

What did the dad say to you, exactly?

Because I'm surprised he used words, and not his hands.

 

[jim-jam bongs]

I mean I knew I had it coming. I was hitting on my friend's mother on Facebook for ages, now.

But the dad was snooping on the wife's FB. she'd never cheat on him, sadly, lol.

It was just some good natured flirting. She thinks I'm a pretty good guy and I enjoy her insight as well. We've been chatting on and off for a good 10 years now since I graduated.

She'd always tell.me to be careful because her husband liked to snoop and she said it was really annoying that he got so jealous and paranoid... whoops.

Anyway, anyone else have a crush on a friend's mom from HS?

 

[Squalor]

OP's either a bold-faced liar or an asshole.

whynotboth.gif

Bold-faced asshole?

 

[psylah]

Let me fix that for you.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I've been with a few married women.

fall back nerds, marriage means shit

You're the man, tell them nerds.

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

lol, i love Google ads.

 

[TuXx]

here's a regular conversation.

Were you trying to insinuate a threesome? And if so, who was the third man you were suggesting?

Spoiler

Please say the son so this thread can get all kinds of weird

 

[Skele7on]

So I read all of the OP's replies.

You say you had a good relationship with your parents yet you carried on running to your friends mum to talk about stuff and get advise from and then you fell for her.

You're looking for a mother figure, yet now you want to bang said mother figure...

You're lucky you were just told off, I think some other husbands would have gone for a beating rather then a childish "telling off"

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

Were you trying to insinuate a threesome? And if so, who was the third man you were suggesting?

Spoiler

Please say the son so this thread can get all kinds of weird

I was insinuating her husband as the third dude.

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

So I read all of the OP's replies.

You say you had a good relationship with your parents yet you carried on running to your friends mum to talk about stuff and get advise from and then you fell for her.

You're looking for a mother figure, yet now you want to bang said mother figure...

You're lucky you were just told off, I think some other husbands would have gone for a beating rather then a childish "telling off"

now i have an alright relationship. I've since told them all about what i wouldn't back then. Told them I'm atheist and other things. They took it alright i guess, but still think it's just a phase I'll get over.

 

[TomcatTheLion]

"Manga"

lol

I would get specific but there are so many that it's pointless.

 

[Love Deterrence]

Bold-faced asshole?

:lol Your words!

 

[Replicant]

OP has a sugar momma!

LOLOLOL.

My JPG reaction was more appropriate than I thought.

EDIT: WTF?! How many sugarmommas you've managed to seduce OP?

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

LOLOLOL.

My JPG reaction was more appropriate than I thought.

EDIT: WTF?! How many sugarmommas you've managed to seduce OP?

well chinese woman wasn't a sugar momma, just an older woman.

 

[Dopus]

Pretty despicable.

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

Pretty despicable.

.

 

[Squalor]

Pretty despicable.

Both parties, but especially O.P. since he claims to have a history of adultery.

 

[sappyday]

I wanna be you when I grow up OP.

Spoiler

I actually lost my virginity with a older woman.

 

[GameAddict411]

if this was the other way around, it would be on the news.

 

[Famassu]

I caught an ex-buddy of mine aggressively hitting on my mom, cornering her in a bathroom. He has full dentures now.

So basically what I am saying here is be careful.

Then you're really no better than your ex-friend, even worse for actually injuring him. Just throw him out of the bathroom/house (and if there was some kind of attempted rape going on, call the cops), no need for excessive violence, that's pathetic.

 

[GameAddict411]

Then you're really no better than your ex-friend, even worse for actually injuring him. Just throw him out of the bathroom/house (and if there was some kind of attempted rape going on, call the cops), no need for excessive violence, that's pathetic.

like it or not, it works.

 

[Squalor]

Then you're really no better than your ex-friend, even worse for actually injuring him. Just throw him out of the bathroom/house (and if there was some kind of attempted rape going on, call the cops), no need for excessive violence, that's pathetic.

I want to agree, but "100% likely wrong."

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

Thing is, I never cornered her in her bathroom or anything like that. I've only ever said how i feel.

 

[BlueSteel]

Thing is, I never cornered her in her bathroom or anything like that. I've only ever said how i feel.

mmm maybe you should withhold how you feel : |

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

mmm maybe you should withhold how you feel : |

Edit: A bad joke so I'm editing it out.

Oi, i was talking about how the dude was cornering that guys mom in a bathroom. Sorry. I don't see how telling my feelings is as bad as that.

That's what cornering someone in a bathroom sounds like could have happened, to me.

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

The hell is the matter with some of ya'll? :/

 

[eot]

better than rape, I'd say.

don't go there

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

don't go there

That's what cornering someone in a bathroom sounds like could have happened, to me.

 

[GungHo]

It's only fair that you give your friend your mom's info.

 

[Windam]

I mean I knew I had it coming. I was hitting on my friend's mother on Facebook for ages, now.

But the dad was snooping on the wife's FB. she'd never cheat on him, sadly, lol.

It was just some good natured flirting. She thinks I'm a pretty good guy and I enjoy her insight as well. We've been chatting on and off for a good 10 years now since I graduated.

She'd always tell.me to be careful because her husband liked to snoop and she said it was really annoying that he got so jealous and paranoid... whoops.

Anyway, anyone else have a crush on a friend's mom from HS?

Wtf dude

 

[SliceSabre]

Can't support ya here.

He did the right thing by making sure some guy wasn't trying to move in on his wife and it sounds like he was right because it sounds you would have taken the chance if it presented itself.

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

better than rape, I'd say.

Were these the only two choices? Rape or weird facebook messages?

 

[RandyBobandy]

I'd like me an older woman.

47 is where I draw the line though

 

[block tower]

not really friends moms, but i did hook up with a substitute teacher i had sometimes during high school after i graduated lol.

and i get the older woman love haha, when i was 17/18 in high school i hooked up with a few women at my gym who were divorced and in there early 40's. some of best sex i ever had. something really sexy about an older woman who knows what she wants sexually.

 

[Mariolee]

better than rape, I'd say.

Holy shit dude.

 

[jmdajr]

This is how things eventually take a turn for the worse.

 

[inm8num2]

better than rape, I'd say.

Time to log out and take a break.

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

Oi, i was talking about how the dude was cornering that guys mom in a bathroom. Sorry. I don't see how telling my feelings is as bad as that.

not really friends moms, but i did hook up with a substitute teacher i had sometimes during high school after i graduated lol.

and i get the older woman love haha, when i was 17/18 in high school i hooked up with a few women at my gym who were divorced and in there early 40's. some of best sex i ever had. something really sexy about an older woman who knows what she wants sexually.

You get it, lol.

 

[Vandiger]

 

[Lord Thrappleper The 49th]

So just to clarify, do you tend to go after married woman who are clearly unhappy in their relationship and so divorce is most likely within next next year or so for said couple, or do you go after women who are perfectly happy with their husbands?

 

[Mr-Joker]

Urm okay? What do you plan to do now that the husband knows?

 

[Takuan]

Wow. You're lucky that's all he did. You actively tried to ruin his marriage/life.

Good on her for rejecting you.

 

[Sheroking]

Dude, there are some things you just don't MAKE happen in life and your friends mother is one of them.

Spoiler

If she comes onto you, fair fucking game

 

[chris121580]

better than rape, I'd say

Why don't you sit this next one out champ....maybe stop talking for awhile?

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

Why don't you sit this next one out champ....maybe stop talking for awhile?

I edited it out, long before you posted that, and I said why i talked about that long before. I broke no rules, either. So it'd be nice if people wouldn't gang up on me about that.

 

[block tower]

You get it, lol.

i do lol. i don't get why people are trying to make you a villain when the mom was reciprocating the flirting and what not. hardly seems like you were the only one interested. the husband shouldve taken it up with his wife.

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

i do lol. i don't get why people are trying to make you a villain when the mom was reciprocating the flirting and what not. hardly seems like you were the only one interested. the husband shouldve taken it up with his wife.

I'm sure he took it up with her also. But she never did anything besides chatting with me. Although she might have been told not to talk to me again after the last time and still did it, so i don't know how angry he'd be this time.

 

[Kopite]

I'm sure he took it up with her also. But she never did anything besides chatting with me. Although she might have been told not to talk to me again after the last time and still did it, so i don't know how angry he'd be this time.

There was a last time?