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[Woggleman]

There are a ton of firetrucks and cop cars down the street and the whole area is blocked off. I don't know what is going on.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Just remember to film vertically, jump around making the camera shoot the sky and generally overreact while talking over anything actually contextually meaningful.

Other than that, be safe.

 

[Avid Reading Horse]

Okay no problem buddy, I'll just run down the street and ask the cops what's up for you. Be back in a jiffy.

 

[Jsisto]

Hope all is well, bud. Did you find anything out?

 

[Woggleman]

I just saw a bunch of firetrucks speed out of the area and I can smell burning so I imagine it was some kind of fire. I will check the area out in the morning.

 

[intbal]

It's just the global November 7th noise festival.
You should go outside and shoot some guns up into the air in celebration.
No worries. Everything is fine.

 

[DrFigs]

i would simply stay inside

 

[Days like these...]

Where do you live that you felt compelled to post this?

 

[Mihos]

I sleep through 99% of stuff like this

 

[Woggleman]

Where do you live that you felt compelled to post this?

At the Jersey Shore in Seaside Park. Everybody is gone now so I will take a look at the area in the morning and hopefully find out what went on.

 

[newtypepilot]

it's the weekly american mass shooting.

Nothing to see here. Just some thoughts and prayers and it will go away.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Alien vessel crashed nearby.


I don't know what the hell happened to OP, but

 

[Jsisto]

Wait this sounds like the beginning of Earthbound. You better get out there! Take the dog with you.

 

[EverydayBeast]

Cops and ambulances have sirens for a reason and ive heard enough of fireworks after wrestlers ring entrance to last a lifetime.

 

[Celcius]

Where do you live that you felt compelled to post this?

I agree... how is this worth posting? and what kind of reaction was OP expecting?

 

[AJUMP23]

You think one of us know? Is that why you posted this.

 

[NecrosaroIII]

I lived in a low income area in socal with heavy gang activity. Juet stay inside and mind your business and you'll be fine

 

[Woggleman]

I just posted it to vent. For a minute it sound like WW3 outside. That is all.

 

[Jsisto]

Hello, it's your dad. You've been out there for a long time now… It may be
none of my business, but don't you think it would be a good idea if you took a
break?

 

[Dirk Benedict]

Hello, it's your dad. You've been out there for a long time now… It may be
none of my business, but don't you think it would be a good idea if you took a
break?

Shut up, Dad. Just send me a damned Xtra Large Mach Pizza.

 

[eddie4]

Moving to the city and living in an apartment I hear shots and sirens all the time, I also hear my neighbor having a loud ass orgasm a few times a week. I mean, it's the city life, amirite?

 

[NecrosaroIII]

Moving to the city and living in an apartment I hear shots and sirens all the time, I also hear my neighbor having a loud ass orgasm a few times a week. I mean, it's the city life, amirite?

I get so hyped whenever I hear my neighbors fuck. Highlight of my week.

 

[Soodanim]

Moving to the city and living in an apartment I hear shots and sirens all the time, I also hear my neighbor having a loud ass orgasm a few times a week. I mean, it's the city life, amirite?

I know you lot become numb to it, but I wouldn't want to subject myself to that. I like the peace and quiet too much.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

U OK babe? Msg me hun.

 

[Drew1440]

Probably a gender reveal party gone wrong

 

[FunkMiller]

Probably a gender reveal party gone wrong

A mass shooting at a gender reveal party would be 100% on brand for America 2023.

 

[ahtlas7]

Quick! Run toward the mayhem.

 

[mitch1971]

I just saw a bunch of firetrucks speed out of the area and I can smell burning so I imagine it was some kind of fire.

Jesus, Sherlock, your powers of deduction are something else.

/s

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[Toots]

If every cop car in your city is there, it means they aren't anywhere else

 

[Woggleman]

I went to the area and it didn't seem like there was any damage. With the amount of firetrucks you would have thought it was a 4 alarm blaze.

 

[Papa_Wisdom]

Be careful

 

[mindfreak191]

When I used to live in Bushwick, the sirens and gun shots where a reminder to water my plants.

 

[IDKFA]

You do see and hear wild shit in big cities.

I once saw two naked men, on all fours like dogs, growling and biting each other in a back alley in London. There was also a third guy, fully clothed, watching and howling like a spider monkey.

Wild shit.

 

[Papa_Wisdom]

You do see and hear wild shit in big cities.

I once saw two naked men, on all fours like dogs, growling and biting each other in a back alley in London. There was also a third guy, fully clothed, watching and howling like a spider monkey.

Wild shit.

You should have stopped to say hi, always nice to meet a fellow gaffer in person!

 

[The Lunch Legend]

 

[Trilobit]

Open a bottle of whiskey, OP and have an inner growling monologue. "Here I was, in this pit of human waste, crime filling the city streets up to my knees no matter where I went. Had I not had my bottle of Jim Beam to keep me company in my bed bug filled studio apartment, I would probably have went out to the nearest bar to pick a fight. Just to feel something."

 

[GutsOfThor]

Sorry op, I had a bad meatball sub....

 

[Krafter]

OP, you are 30 miles from me. I didn't see anything here.

 

[Hawking Radiation]

Probably a gender reveal party gone wrong

I've got my money on this LMFAO

 

[Days like these...]

You do see and hear wild shit in big cities.

I once saw two naked men, on all fours like dogs, growling and biting each other in a back alley in London. There was also a third guy, fully clothed, watching and howling like a spider monkey.

Wild shit.

Don't kink shame me

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

You do see and hear wild shit in big cities.

I once saw two naked men, on all fours like dogs, growling and biting each other in a back alley in London. There was also a third guy, fully clothed, watching and howling like a spider monkey.

Wild shit.

I was about to go "what the fuck?" irl. Then I read it's London.

 

[Hawking Radiation]

You know its always GAF that can put a smile on my face if I'm having a crappy day and threads like these and the replies from the community are a ray of sunshine on a dark day.

Appreciate the humor and conversations on this forum very much. Thanks guys/gals ❤

 

[Mossybrew]

OP this is the kind of white noise post that belongs on your citys reddit, why u postin here.

 

[AJUMP23]

This is better than the news from lake woebegone.

 

[GeekyDad]

I went to the area and it didn't seem like there was any damage. With the amount of firetrucks you would have thought it was a 4 alarm blaze.

Nothing in your local news? Wonder if perhaps it was a chemical blast of some kind.

 

[Woggleman]

It turns out a hot water heater exploded which din't cause much damage. The explosion was loud so I can understand the panic.

 

[Avid Reading Horse]