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[themadcowtipper]

Not a sex tape, but

Just when you think they could not bastardize anything else while filming this movie, I submit to you for your viewing pleasure, Jessica and Willie performing 'These Boots are Made for Walking'
http://www.hawtalta.com/viewvideo.php?id=369

 

[brooklyngooner]

Had she remade it into These Boots Were Made For Knocking, then...

 

[Luscious LeftFoot]

Had she remade it into These Boots Were Made For Knocking, then...

LOL

I think this was posted already.

 

[themadcowtipper]

I think this was posted already.

Oh well it was bound to happen sooner or later,posting something old...

 

[brooklyngooner]

Even if not posted it was rather obvious. I am ashamed at my attempt at a cheap laugh.

 

[Matlock]

Not a sex tape

shit

A woman goes to a tattoo parlor, and says "I'd like Elvis on my thigh."

The artist does it, she looks at it, and says to him "That doesn't look like Elvis!"

He apologizes, offers to do it on her other thigh, and she agrees.

Again, "That doesn't look like Elvis!"

So the artist is somewhat frustrated, and he goes outside. He finds a drunk, brings him in, and points him towards the woman. "Who do you see there?"

The drunk looks for a while, rubs his chin, and says "Well, I don't know who the guy on the left and the right are, but the one in the middle is Willie Nelson!"

 

[shuri]

Poor Willie and his struggle against parkinson

 

[SickBoy]

Maybe I'm cynical, I mean, I know he's in the movie but I saw the video and the song as an effort to rebrand Willie Nelson as the new "cool country" guy a la Johnny Cash's last couple of years...

I guess the other purpose of the song is to put Jessica Simpson in bikini car wash scenes, which I'm fine with

 

[ohamsie]

the one in the middle is Willie Nelson!"

I have seen a picture with that exact tatoo. It is not pretty.

 

[Matlock]

The joke was that there wasn't a tattoo there. :lol