Kanye West: Michael Jackson is dead, we need a new King of Pop, and I am it.

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If he really said that, it just confirms my suspicions of him being a cocky somofabitch. Seriously, who would say that!? I guess he thought the MJ fans might follow him instead of revolt against him.. :lol
 
Kanye's great and an entertaining pop star personality. Why are people so loath to accept artists who actually seperate themselves, in any way, outside of their music? Is it so bad that someone spouts a lot of honest, sometimes ridiculous, things about himself? What's the danger in someone being a little animated? Better that than everyone being reserved and quietly intelligent. Pop needs people like Kanye.
 
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All jokes aside though, shut the fuck up Kanye. It's if not behind a mic on a stage or in a studio, I don't want to hear what you have to say


Edit: Is what I'd be saying if Kanye actually said this
 
Personifried said:
I love Kanye, it says so much that that was believable.

He is a master troll
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this. i thought it could easily be real before reading up on it.

I am relieved that it is a joke
 
Sorry Kanye.

The International Pop Confederation held an emergency meeting the day after Michael Jackson's Death. IT was decided that Prince would be the New King of Pop and was sworn in later that evening. Prince is waiting for the official public ceremony until his name change to "King" is made official.
 
chubigans said:
Edit: turns out this was originally from a parody site, picked up by a few legit blog sites. My mistake. :p
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For a second there I could've swore Kanye buried his career.
 
Does anyone have the clip where he went on stage at the MTV music awards when someone else besides him won best album? He started saying how it was bullshit and how his record (which only had been out for a few days) should have won. Oh and the backstage one where he keeps saying they are racists and didnt wanna give it to him cuz he is black or something.
 
Which has me thinking. Who will be the new king of pop? I think we should have them knife fight for it.

My money is on John Mayer.
 
i was coming into the thread to say "what the fuck is wrong with that boy" but instead, i'l laugh at the people who fail at NeoGAF. the least you can do is read (skim) the OP people!!!

:lol :lol :lol
 
i always thought of kanye as the 'michael jackson of the 2000s'

of course he won't be as groundbreaking as jackson but he's the closest thing we've got so far
 
fuck those that believed it.

EschatonDX said:
At least the fuck is finally admitting that he makes pop music now.
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he has never denied it. he strived to create a pop album in 808s so that it would be easily accessible. so obviously you have no idea wtf you are talking about
 
bangladesh said:
I don't know why all you guys are hating on Kanye. He is a musical genius. He was supposed to be in the Bible.
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Indeed.

But even with this being fake, it still rings eerily true. When Michael was in his true prime, he had a jheri curl. Kanye has that stupid shag haircut from the mid 80's going on right now. Michael loved him some white wimmins, Kanye was last seen dating a bald white woman. Michael can sing, Kanye whines about not winning awards. The correlations are all there, man.


Kanye is Tito Jackson Redux.
 
Rashanii said:
Indeed.

But even with this being fake, it still rings eerily true. When Michael was in his true prime, he had a jheri curl. Kanye has that stupid shag haircut from the mid 80's going on right now. Michael loved him some white wimmins, Kanye was last seen dating a bald white woman. Michael can sing, Kanye whines about not winning awards. The correlations are all there, man.


Kanye is Tito Jackson Redux.
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lol at you thinking Amber Rose is white.
 
I know it's cool to hate on Kanye for being so arrogant and outrageous, but if he didn't say this... this is probably just an excuse to bash on Kanye in general than statements he did not actually make in this "story".
 
Medalion said:
I know it's cool to hate on Kanye for being so arrogant and outrageous, but if he didn't say this... this is probably just an excuse to bash on Kanye in general than statements he did not actually make in this "story".
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Look. I used to be a huge fan until he started jock riding the auto tune. He started to believe that he was above his own talents. I enjoyed his first two albums, where he was 'down to Earth, plain old aw shucks I'm just glad to be here' Kanye. The one that promised his fiancee's dead father that he was going to marry his daughter. Then we got to the third album, and I had to hear about his pursuits for 'Drunk and Hot Girls.' That's when he lost me.

Kanye is a gay fish.
 
Rashanii said:
Indeed.

But even with this being fake, it still rings eerily true. When Michael was in his true prime, he had a jheri curl. Kanye has that stupid shag haircut from the mid 80's going on right now. Michael loved him some white wimmins, Kanye was last seen dating a bald white woman. Michael can sing, Kanye whines about not winning awards. The correlations are all there, man.


Kanye is Tito Jackson Redux.
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LOL bringing up the women thing as a win for Michael. You realize the mother of his children looks like Greg the Hammer Valentine?
 
Rashanii said:
The one that promised his fiancee's dead father that he was going to marry his daughter. Then we got to the third album, and I had to hear about his pursuits for 'Drunk and Hot Girls.'
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Kinda how Michael wanted everyone to beat it.

Just so he could proclaim how bad he was.
 
Ninja Scooter said:
LOL bringing up the women thing as a win for Michael. You realize the mother of his children looks like Greg the Hammer Valentine?
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When I saw her lately, I truly cringed. But he kissed Priscilla.

Priscilla!
 
who is this guy..?

i know that he was featured in a ho hum southpark episode (fishsticks)

but he seems to be popular.. yet i never ever heard of him outside of that southpark episode..
 
farnham said:
who is this guy..?

i know that he was featured in a ho hum southpark episode (fishsticks)

but he seems to be popular.. yet i never ever heard of him outside of that southpark episode..
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Legends, artists and geniuses are only known decades after their deaths.
 
Imm0rt4l said:
Fuck Kanye

Edit: holy shit, I can't believe he reached out to his family to use the moniker. WOOOOW

Edit 2: I hope he didn't really say/do that....but fuck him either way.
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wtf, you're a parody in a parody.
 
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