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[Foamy]

For a family that has almost unlimited resources for themselves and are treated like gods, they are generally not in good health.
Must be bad genetics.

Too much chlorine in that gene pool.

Edit - I'm only joking you have a lovely family please dont nuke my house
k thx bye

 

[eot]

Median XL?

 

[Valonquar]

His sister looks like the admin assistant from Avenue 5.

 

[Great Hair]

His sister Kim Yo-jong is next in line

I'd hit it to help spread democracy...

I wouldn´t let her play with my Eye Toy TM.
Sony copyright patented innuendo.

 

[buizel]

 

[Cravis]

Dang, every time I see this thread bumped I come in expecting confirmation that he is either dead or alive.

 

[buizel]

Dang, every time I see this thread bumped I come in expecting confirmation that he is either dead or alive.

sorry ): yeah me too. fingers crossed

 

[Stouffers]

Dang, every time I see this thread bumped I come in expecting confirmation that he is either dead or alive.

Or maybe just on a bikini volleyball retreat.

 

[MasterCornholio]

If he dies...

 

[Kazza]

Although he's a bit on the chubby side, he still is very young, so it's very suspicious for him to get so sick. I would guess that the sister, or an ally of the sister, put some poison in his kimchi. She looks like the better leader anyway.

 

[GAMETA]

Although he's a bit on the chubby side, he still is very young, so it's very suspicious for him to get so sick. I would guess that the sister, or an ally of the sister, put some poison in his kimchi. She looks like the better leader anyway.

I'd bet on COVID-19

 

[Kazza]

I'd bet on COVID-19

Nah, the chance of death is too low on a young man like that. Might work with Biden or Trump though.

 

[Max_Po]

Surprised there are no updates.

 

[Kazza]

Surprised there are no updates.

It's the hermit kingdom we're talking about here - it's not surprising at all. Maybe he already passed away and they want to hide it until the succession is confirmed.

 

[haxan7]

Kim Jong Un is doing just fine. You can take that to the bank.

 

[Tesseract]

Kim Jong Un is doing just fine. You can take that to the bank.

 

[nush]

Although he's a bit on the chubby side,

He got gout from a cheese addiction. A "Bit chubby" is an understatement.

 

[Ogbert]

His sister Kim Yo-jong is next in line

I'd hit it to help spread democracy...

That’s how I imagine ResetEra mods looking.

Gender neutral nutjobs.

 

[Fushitsusha]

is he dead yet?

 

[Papa]

I’m really looking forward to the sequels, Kim Jong Dos and Kim Jong Tres

 

[Papa]

u can use that one Tess, I don’t mind

 

[Chittagong]

Kim Jong Un is doing just fine. You can take that to the bank.

yeah this is my bet as well. this tends to happen every couple of years when he has not been seen for a while or he can not be arsed to attend some event he is supposed to be in. his grand pas birthday was a big one of course.

 

[Max_Po]

That’s how I imagine ResetEra mods looking.

Gender neutral nutjobs.

looks like a cold psychopath, goes down to give you a blow job and bites one of your nuts off....

 

[buizel]

looks like a cold psychopath, goes down to give you a blow job and bites one of your nuts off....

good thing kim jon has an army of underage girls that are sex slaves to him and his cronies amirite LOL

 

[TimFL]

ITT: People thinking Kim dying would change anything. He‘s just a puppet for the military generals, they‘ll find another minion to do their deeds.

 

[Chittagong]

Kim Jong-un: China sends doctors to check on health – report

Speculation continues about dictator’s condition after reports of heart surgery and absence from important events

www.theguardian.com

 

[nush]

ITT: People thinking Kim dying would change anything. He‘s just a puppet for the military generals, they‘ll find another minion to do their deeds.

We're just anticipating the 'shops and memes.

 

[The Pleasure]

thems dick suckin lips

right @Macapala?

Only Ajit Pai has the title of luminous dick sucking lios that any escort would kill to have.

 

[xrnzaaas]

If he dies...

...he dies.

 

[Mason]

Interesting/relevant read:
Time | What Happens Next with North Korea Following Those Kim Jong-un Rumors

Regarding succession:

Should Kim be permanently incapacitated—still a massive unknown—his sister Kim Yo-jong is the frontrunner to replace him as head of the country. That’s because Kim’s children are too young to take up the mantle, and his older brother (Kim had a half-brother assassinated in Malaysia) seems more interested playing guitar than running a murderous regime (well, wouldn’t you be?). And keeping leadership in the family is crucial—North Korea’s political mythology circles around the Kim family specifically. It is also possible that she remains in place until one of Kim’s children is old enough to assume the country’s leadership.

 

[buizel]

CNN reporting Kim Jong Un in "grave danger" after surgery

Well I'm from Peru, so he was our President for several years (and the fucker is behind bars, finally), but it's got more to do with the Japanese population that arrived in our coasts several decades ago, thus resulting in a huge Peruvian-Japanese community here, some schools and businesses were...

www.resetera.com

金正恩は「植物状態」に…？ 関係者らが明かした「重病説」最新情報（近藤 大介） @gendai_biz

「現代ビジネス」は、第一線で活躍するビジネスパーソン、マネジメント層に向けて、プロフェッショナルの分析に基づいた記事を届ける新創刊メディアです。政治、経済からライフスタイルまで、ネットの特性を最大限にいかした新しい時代のジャーナリズムの可能性を追及します。

gendai.ismedia.jp

Japanese weekly magazine Shukan Gendai is reporting that Kim Jong Un is currently in a vegetative state, following failed cardiac surgery. The magazine is claiming to have spoken to a member of the Chinese medical team that was sent to advise on the dictator's health.

{sorry to link THERE)

but

 

[cryptoadam]

Fake news.

You seen Kim? Hes never seen a vegetable in his life never mind being a state full of them. Fatty boom boom.

Anyways they will just weekend at Bernies this until they can make up a 30 year old son and photoshop him into NK propaganda to prove he was there all along.

 

[bRacing]

TMZ reporting that he's dead. Poor little fella. What an absolute shame.

 

[Ememee]

Oh shiiiiiit...

 

[Chittagong]

Wow :O

 

[Tesseract]

rekt

 

[ManaByte]

 

[EviLore]

TMZ reports he’s dead.

 

[Airbus Jr]

Well..i dont know how to react about this..rip...

Heard hes done alot of bad thing...

Hopefully his sister is better leader than him....

 

[Windle Poons]

Would they ever legit come out and say yes he is dead?

 

[JordanN]

TMZ reports he’s dead.

They've updated their article. They're reporting a rumor, not a confirmation.

North Korea's Supreme Leader/dictator Kim Jong-un has reportedly died, or is on his death bed with no hope for recuperation -- according to media outlets in China and Japan.

Amid reports China has sent a medical team to their communist neighbors this week to check in/advise on Kim, a Hong Kong-backed news channel's vice director -- who's apparently the niece of a Chinese foreign minister -- blasted out the news herself ... he's dead. TMZ has not confirmed that.

 

[NeoGiffer]

Hopefully his sister is better leader than him....

 

[EverydayBeast]

Yeah I'm not buying that the leader of North Korea is dead if its not on CNN's front page, not that they don't miss on news.

 

[Airbus Jr]

Kims replacement in case hes dead

What you guys think of her?

 

[JLMC469]

 

[EviLore]

Kim Jong Un in 'vegetative state' after heart surgery - Japanese Media

China has dispatched a team to North Korea including medical experts to advise on him, according to three people familiar with the situation.

www.jpost.com

 

[Tesseract]

Kims replacement in case hes dead

What you guys think of her?

challenge accepted

 

[JLMC469]

This is the real MVP.

 

[Gamerguy84]

RIP

 

[Chittagong]

Kims replacement in case hes dead

What you guys think of her?

I mean, she is kinda hot. But then again I am partial to DPRK girls.

We need to go back