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[Ripclawe]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2004331718,00.html

 

[Fifty]

Good work Suerte!

 

[aoi tsuki]

Quick Suerte! Give 'em The Stunner!

Edit: Beaten.

 

[Incognito]

That bitch.

 

[The Bookerman]

Looks like SuerTe's plans worked. Now Miss Dunst, are you available?

 

[OmniGamer]

Kirsten Dunst gains eyesight

 

[fart]

Only last month Jake was talking of how he felt about the pretty actress.

He said: “Yes, we are in love. She’s the only girl for me.”

Poor Jake. Although I don’t suspect he’ll have much difficulty finding a new boyfriend.

If anything, they’ll be stalking him from the internet.

FIXED FOR SUERTE GOGOGOGOGGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGGOGO

 

[Baconäger]

Good for Jake. He could do a lot better.

 

[DSN2K]

[Suerte\]ONE STEP CLOSER![/Suerte]

 

[Mugen]

d00d I'm next in line for Kirsten. <3<3<3

 

[Naked Snake]

I didn't know they were together.

 

[calder]

Good for Jake. He could do a lot better.

I think Dunst is cute, but you are oh so right.

 

[karasu]

They all could do btter. They're rich.

 

[Dujour]

Jake always looked like a distorted Tobey Maguire. That is to say, he is Peter Parker's doppleganger.

 

[FortNinety]

John Titor predicted this as well. 0WNED!

 

[Dead]

Tobey Maguire is the oddest looking person ever

 

[belgurdo]

Jake's door is ready for your fast moving frost! Go!

 

[Flynn]

I'm waiting for someone to say that they'd do them both.

 

[Dujour]

Tobey Maguire is the oddest looking person ever

hm. This can only mean that you must be a doppleganger as well.

/me raises the Infinity Gauntlet to eye level and a moment later, all dopplegangers dissapear.

 

[MrCheez]

"Kirsten Dumpst"?

 

[Felidae_Khrall]

Ok, I give this 4 months before we start seeing little Spider Children runnin around

 

[=W=]

Suerte still has one more obstacle to get through...

 

[Minotauro]

Kirsten Dunst gains eyesight

Oh, c'mon. I'm straight and even I'd toss his salad.

 

[PartlyCloudlike]

Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jakes sister, looks a little like Kirsten Dunst. At least to me. hmm...jake's a sick little monkey.

Especially in this pic.

 

[fart]

holy shit she does

sick

...but hot

 

[PartlyCloudlike]

so wrong...

yet so right...

yet so WRONG...

aggh

my brain's exploding!

edit: it's wrong. Jake probably screamed out his sisters name while he was doing Kirsten. No wonder she dumped him.

 

[yoshifumi]

for some reason i read this as kirsten dunst jumps jake gyllenhaal, and i thought she beat him up or something. that would've been hilarious.

 

[mightynine]

/me raises the Infinity Gauntlet to eye level and a moment later, all dopplegangers dissapear.

Ok. I got this one. Kinda surprised to see it, but I got it.

And if I had the chance, I'd go with Maggie before Kirsten. But that's a close call there.

 

[LinesInTheSand]

Good. Dunst is way too good for him.

 

[KarishBHR]

so thats why she started call me again!

 

[Shinobi]

Jake always looked like a distorted Tobey Maguire. That is to say, he is Peter Parker's doppleganger.

Jake should play Ben Reily in Spider-Man 4.

 

[MetatronM]

Can I ask why we are discussing this when this headline:

"The Specials to reform

THE SPECIALS hope to reform for their 25th anniversary this year."

is on the same page?

 

[deadhorse32]

It's Orlando Bloom fault .....

 

[psycho_snake]

who is suerte?

anyway, his sister looks too much like kirsten dunst, maybe thats the reason she dumped him.

 

[The Bookerman]

SuerTe is a dude who has this huge crush on Jake.

 

[psycho_snake]

SuerTe is a dude who has this huge crush on Jake.

a crush on Jake.....well, what can I say, Go suerte

 

[Baron Aloha]

Suerte....

GO GET'EM TIGER!!!

 

[Tritroid]

Suerte will blow his load when he sees this thread.

 

[MrPing1000]

Suerte will blow his load when he sees this thread.

I think thats what he's probably doing right now *fap* *fap* *fap*

 

[Tritroid]

In all seriousness, I wonder if this has anything to do with Jake being gay. He is going to star in that homosexual movie coming up, and didn't he make the comment: "It's not like I haven't had crushes on guys before" in a brief interview about the movie?

 

[Saturnman]

Kirsten is an air head. Trying to carry a conversation with her must be a chore.

 

[Suerte]

So.....happy.......*splooge*

DUNST OWNED!! Sling yer hook bitch, no more of this for you!

*opens arms for Jake* I'll comfort you

 

[Outdoor Miner]

Can I ask why we are discussing this when this headline:

"The Specials to reform

THE SPECIALS hope to reform for their 25th anniversary this year."

is on the same page?

My sentiments exactly, sir.

 

[bishoptl]

Kirsten is an air head. Trying to carry a conversation with her must be a chore.

Who's looking to talk?

 

[karasu]

Jake isn't exactly the brightest bloke on the block.

 

[Necroscope]

Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jakes sister, looks a little like Kirsten Dunst. At least to me. hmm...jake's a sick little monkey.

Holy fuck, she does... hot...

 

[tedtropy]

Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jakes sister, looks a little like Kirsten Dunst. At least to me. hmm...jake's a sick little monkey.

Not only does she resemble Kirsten, but she gets quite naked in alot of her movies. Let the transference fantasies begin!

 

[Richiban]

Can I ask why we are discussing this when this headline:

"The Specials to reform

THE SPECIALS hope to reform for their 25th anniversary this year."

is on the same page?

YEAH!

THE SPECIALS!

 

[gofreak]

Suerte still has one more obstacle to get through...

Haha. I saw a very recent interview with Dunst, and when she was asked about Jake, she jokingly said "Oh, he's away making out with Heath Ledger. No seriously". She seemed to be joking, but at the same time she seemed a little pissed. Maybe things were falling apart by that stage..

 

[demon]

Tobey Maguire is the oddest looking person ever

Shutup you. Ever since Spiderman2 came out, I get almost on a daily basis "Has anyone ever told you you look like Toby Maguire?"

I'm starting to get tired of it. I don't think I look too much like him, though. He has weird eyes.