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[TheMan]

Sounds like a good way to build up static

 

[Scotty W]

Me too plz!

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Sounds like a good way to build up static

Perfect tool to distract your couch enemy at that vital moment.

 

[NickFire]

That’s so stupid it’s awesome

100% this. Can’t knock the hustle if they really get people to buy this.

 

[FoxMcChief]

Making sure the controller stays warm in the long periods between first party game releases.

I see you Phil.

Who needs first party when they can release third party gems Day 1 on Game Pass. I’m looking at you Monster Hunter Rise.

 

[kapshin]

I feel sorry of the workers in the sweatshops having to make crap like this.

They know how to keep things warm tho

 

[Esppiral]

This is so stupid and unnecessary...,I need one.

 

[Hendrick's]

Now if they could just sell green hoodies for rats.

 

[ShadowNate]

They look so cute!

But they're pointless and I'd hate myself if I threw money at them with my current priorities.

I hope anyone who buys in enjoys them though.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

They can't hardly ship a first party game this year but they got you covered on stupid merch.

 

[DAHGAMING]

No wonder theres a cost of living crisis lol.

 

[sainraja]

This is purely a marketing move.

 

[BlackTron]

My first thought was...OK Microsoft has officially taken this thing they have for controllers too far.

But then I realized, an actual problem I have is being able to throw controllers in a bag without feeling like they are rubbing against or scratching each other. If I start putting them in cases the whole affair gets too chunky. These seem to have just the right amount of padding that they aren't too big, and if only 2 of 4 are wearing it, that ought to be enough for the set as long as you pay the smallest attention to how they go in the bag.

So I mean...they don't seem completely useless. But at $25, it's definitely novelty when you could achieve the same with a few socks lol...

 

[Magic Carpet]

They also have jackets for drink cans.

https://gear.xbox.com/collections/drinkware/products/puffin-xbox-pahka

Weird Al Yankovic Hardware store
Would ya look at all that stuff

 

[GamesDontSuck]

Nah....

 

[EverydayBeast]

Heated controllers will have their moment because of this and end of being a big next gen features heated seats are already established in the car world.

 

[SafeOrAlone]

I love it.

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

NeoGAF: F2P MTX are a blight on the industry!

Also NeoGAF: These controller hoodies are a great value!

 

[Magic Carpet]

Heated controllers will have their moment because of this and end of being a big next gen features heated seats are already established in the car world.

I've seen gas powered hand warmers for ball games. I can see the tech stuffed into a controller. Just have to replace the gas cylinder when fuel runs out.

 

[DeepEnigma]

It's the perfect size to fit a rat.

 

[64bitmodels]

i love these, theyre cute as hell.... but i'd never buy them

 

[Eddie-Griffin]

American companies never cease to amaze with their stupidity and the people that eat it up.

it's available internationally tho.

And it's mostly sold out everywhere as of now. Except for the places where you pre-order.

 

[Captain Toad]

This is bullshit!

It won't arrive until mid to late February. Am I supposed to just let my controllers freeze to death throughout the cold winter months of December and January??

 

[GymWolf]

I usually just use this for my dual cock

 

[Captain Toad]

I usually just use this for my dual cock

You might want to see a doctor. That's way too crooked.

 

[GymWolf]

You might want to see a doctor. That's way too crooked.

I'm not gonna buy the one from Microsoft, it look like something that mitch conner could wear during a vg tournament.

 

[Elder Legend]

it's available internationally tho.

And it's mostly sold out everywhere as of now. Except for the places where you pre-order.

That doesn't change the fact that Microsoft is an American company so not sure what your point is.

Yes, it's creative and stupid at same time.

 

[Drizzlehell]

I legit thought that he was doing the invisible dick in mouth move, lol.

 

[Eddie-Griffin]

IGN this morning

 

[DeepEnigma]

IGN this morning

They forgot #ad