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Laziest Meal You've Made.

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Got home tonight, didnt feel like dirtying dishes. So I grabbed the Chinese BBQ pork I got at central market, a couple hard dinner rolls and 1/4 a block of cheddar. Thats dinner. Im so lazy after work I cant even combine basic ingredients, I just eat the ingredients!
 

demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
A roast beef sandwich. Instead I didn't even put the meat inbetween the bread....I'd just take a bite out of the bread, then take a bit out of the beef. God I was lazy that night.
 

Dilbert

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It's a tie between dry cereal and a spoonful of peanut butter.

Unless you count a bottle of water, which requires even less work.
 

Chony

Member
1. Loaf of bread.

2. Chocolate Milk (A very large glass)

3. Several nutra-grain bars.

4. 4 candy bars (when they were 4 for a dollar at QFC)

5. Bag of Tims Cascade Jalepeno Chips (Nothing to drink, mouth was on fire)
 

tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
Hah, today I got home from work, didn't feel like taking off for fast food, so I busted open a gift basket somebody gave me. Sure enough there was some nice cheese dip and crackers in there. One raging case of constipation later, dinner was done. :lol
 

tt_deeb

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Peanut butter and jell sandwhiches? Grilled cheese sandwhich? Pigs in the blanket? Pastres for breakfast? Bowl of cereal?
 
Some of these "lazy" meals really make me feel lazy.

One time I found a TV dinner that somebody forgot in the microwave. I had the munchies so bad that I didn't bother even cooking it...I just ate it. (It had thawed becuase it was in there for several hours, but it was very cold).

I was incredibly stoned, btw.
 

DarthWoo

I'm glad Grandpa porked a Chinese Muslim
A couple grabs at the box of a dozen donuts I happened to buy from Dunkin Donuts the day before.
 

Pochacco

asking dangerous questions
I was once so lazy that I didn't even eat!
I usually just pick up some ready-made food nowadays: that's pretty lazy.

As I'm typing this, I'm eating some Chunky soup, which I've mixed with some macoroni I cooked - pretty lazy.
 

ghostface

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Forgotten Ancient said:
Some of these "lazy" meals really make me feel lazy.

One time I found a TV dinner that somebody forgot in the microwave. I had the munchies so bad that I didn't bother even cooking it...I just ate it. (It had thawed becuase it was in there for several hours, but it was very cold).

I was incredibly stoned, btw.
:lol You don't want to hear about the shit I've eaten while stoned. I'm disgusted just thinking about it. Someone should make a thread about that.
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
Pochacco said:
I was once so lazy that I didn't even eat!

I'm doing this right now. I just really cannot be fucked making anything. I can't even face spreading some margarine on a piece of bread. I'd get a packet of crisps, but I'm not sure if I've got any in, and I'm sure as hell not checking.
 
I just drank a can of diced pears, but I had to borrow a can-opener from someone down the hall, so it wasn't that easy.
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
I should buy some pop tarts or something next time I'm out. I never have enough stuff in that takes no effort.
 

AntoneM

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Cloverdale Tangy Summer Sausage, that's it, just peeled back the... whatever the hell it's called, skin or covering or something. So, it was just me and a big ass stick of meat, <stewie> Oh yes, I went there </stewie>. However, it was a great meal because that shit is like the mana of the gods as any North Dakotan can tell you.
 

belgurdo

Banned
Bagel sandwich (pre-cut bagel, slice of American cheese, strip of sliced meat), prepared on the front of cereal box
 
robojimbo said:
Once I tried eating ramen noodles without cooking it first. You're gonna need some kind of food IV to be lazier than that.

I do that all the time! That shit's great. My laziest meal recently was probably tortillas and marinara sauce. Cold. I just dipped the torillas in the jar of sauce and ate them.
 

Zaptruder

Banned
laziest meal for me in recent history was 2 slices of bread.

I was gonna make a sandwich but I decided against it and starting eating the bread like it was a sandwich :p
 

Grizzlyjin

Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
On Saturday morning I was too lazy to go grocery shopping, so I started eating whipped cream. It was good at first, but I started feeling very sick after five minutes.

I've also just eaten crackers before. Not graham or animal, just plain saltines. I would just sit in my room and eat a box of crackers...
 

spliced

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Usually after I'm sick my first meal will be a bunch of saltine crackers.

I've had many, many, many lazy meals. hot dogs straight from the package, 64 slices of american cheese(ok maybe not that many :p), raw noodles with those flavor packs, cereal from the box, pickles and peanutbutter, tuna from the can.
 

lordmrw

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ketchup sandwiches. of course, we were poor as hell back then, and anything, anything , was better than government cheese.
 

SSGMUN10000

Connoisseur Of Tedium
lordmrw said:
ketchup sandwiches. of course, we were poor as hell back then, and anything, anything , was better than government cheese.


What u talking about? That cheese made for some real good nachos.
 

TheOMan

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Glass of chocolate milk and white bread.

Cereal is pretty lazy, been there, done that.

Sandwich meat.

Left over pizza is pretty lazy. Especially cold.
 

Sledn

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A couple of nights after thanksgiving I sat down with a bag of ham and just ate out of the bag. Ham is good.
 

op_ivy

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instant oatmeal. but i was too lasy to even heat up some water and ate it raw! :lol
 
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