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[PleaseDontBanMe]

Learn basketball skills from Lebron James (a once in a lifetime thing) or go to ur grandmothers birthday party? (where all ur family is expecting you and waiting for you)

or

 

[ManaByte]

Kick him in the shin so he falls on the ground rolling around overreacting so he'll have to reschedule.

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

Kick him in the shin so he falls on the ground rolling around overreacting so he'll have to reschedule.

 

[Mistake]

Have grandma’s birthday with Lebron

 

[VAL0R]

Grandma 100%

 

[p_xavier]

Grandma has probably Alzheimers so next time you talk to her make sure you say how great her party was even if you weren't there.

 

[ClanOfNone]

My grandma is dead and I'm betting she'd still be better company than Lebron.

 

[Korranator]

Tell Lebron I'm going, but go see grandma's instead.

 

[Amory]

Give the training session to my grandma as her 90th birthday present

 

[clem84]

Basketball lessons would be useless. His innate abilities, which I do not have, make him good at Basketball. I would instead love to have a long talk with Lebron about the job and responsibilities of police officers. This could be super entertaining.

I would visit my grandma the next day.

 

[darkangel-212559]

My grandmother passed away and I can't play Basketball. Can we just go out for a man date and have dinner together instead?

 

[BlakeofT]

I'm not familiar with who that is, so it's a tough choice. By court, I'm assuming you mean tennis court. I've played tennis a few times and the other people were impressed with how much I improved during my first few games. I think I could probably be fine without Mr. James training. I'd choose the grandmother's birthday even though both of mine have been dead for quite some time now.

 

[Jaysen]

Invite her to join you at Lebrons and then dunk on the bitch.

 

[Torrent of Pork]

Tell LeBron to head back to the Hundred Acre Woods, as blood is thicker than hunny.

 

[Mistershine.]

Go and see my nan, basketball is shit anyway.

 

[AmuroChan]

It's not even a debate. My grandmother easy. She escaped communist China in the 40s when she was just a little girl. She's spent her whole life speaking out against the CCP's oppression and human rights violation. She's a fucking hero in my eyes.

 

[Romulus]

Dude is over the top woke and a 6'8 softy. Granny it is.

 

[poppabk]

Can I not play basketball against my granny and go to LeBron's birthday party?

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

I'd gladly ditch grandmama for a 3 hour lecture on Malcolm X from LeBron James. I hear he's a very very very smart man.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Only about 20 posts into this thread and it's got the best responses I've seen in any thread lately. lol

I'd choose Lebron if he's willing to teach me an hours worth of Chinese history. The guy's an expert.

 

[EverydayBeast]

 

[Boss Mog]

That would be the easiest decision ever since I wouldn't take up Lebron on his offer even if I had nothing planned that day.

 

[bob_mugabe]

Great players rarely make for the best coaches and, anyway, regular people/amateur players don't even master basic skills and can learn from any low-level professional coach. On the other side, your presence at one of your grandmother's last birthday parties will probably be invaluable to her. Easy choice, really.

 

[Taxexemption]

I care so little about basketball I would decline an offer to learn from LeBron James even if I literally had nothing going on that day.

 

[xrnzaaas]

But would you have to take a knee before the training session?

 

[mr.dilya]

I’m a Knicks fan.

 

[Nobody_Important]

I would auction off the opportunity on Ebay and spend the money on Dogecoin.



Oh and I would buy my Grandma a really nice gift.

 

[Cravis]

Grandmama you say?

 

[Pegasus Actual]

My grams are dead and fuck LeBron so none of the above.

 

[Xenon]

100% grandma, I hate having a look at that guy every time I eat Wheaties.

 

[gunslikewhoa]

I'd never pass up an opportunity to punch LeBron in the face.

 

[*Nightwing]

Both my grandmas be dead before I entered the earth, so I’d take Lebron with me to solve the mystery of the zombi grandma a la scooby do in a heartbeat. He’s no Jordan, but I’d prefer him by my side for any real life wacky adventures over the basketball goat. Jordan is a one trick pony (minor league baseball and other untelivised events don’t count), Lebron is versatile and as we’ve seen on teen titans go, always ready for a wacky adventure.

 

[BigBooper]

I don't care about him or NBA so grammy. All of my grandparents are dead though, but I'd still rather visit their graves than spend three hours with him.

 

[nush]

I'm sure Grannys party would last longer than three hours, I can do both.

 

[DragoonKain]

Can get all the training in the world, if you're an unathletic fat slob, it isn't gonna do shit for ya. Spend time with your grandma.

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

Why does Neogaf hate Lebron so much?

I thought he was the most beloved NBA star since Michael Jordan

Are you guys Nascar fans?

 

[Virt McPolygon]

My family was taking shots of tequila on my grandmother's 90th.. so I'd rather do that than spend 3 hours with Lebron. Nothing against him, but I don't think I'd learn anything in that short amount of time lol

 

[Dthomp]

Looking for the only proper responses "Fuck Lebron" or "Fuck the Lakers"

 

[Dacon]

Why does Neogaf hate Lebron so much?

I thought he was the most beloved NBA star since Michael Jordan

Are you guys Nascar fans?

Because he's trash. He's an actual idiot who loves broadcasting to the world that he's an idiot, and he doesn't even come close to the legend of Jordan.

Kick him in the shin so he falls on the ground rolling around overreacting so he'll have to reschedule.

Also this, the guy is such a drama queen.

 

[JSoup]

Looking for the only proper responses "Fuck Lebron" or "Fuck the Lakers"

Would "Fuck basketball" be acceptable?
Cause that's my answer.

 

[Hatemachine]

Unless Lebron James can teach you to be 6'10" and black, there's not much he's going to be able to do to improve your basketball game.

 

[AJUMP23]

I would just go there and ask him why he doesn’t know anything about China but he is willing to take so much money from them. Talk about willful ignorance.
I would be at my grandmothers though.

 

[T8SC]

He's maybe big in America, but elsewhere he's very much "Who?" compared to sports & their stars that are bigger in other countries. (You know, non-American sports .... or as we call them, real sports).

 

[Haint]

Ain't nobody gonna get shit out of a training session. I couldn't give less of a fuck about any celebrity or sportsball hero, they'd have to pay me to come waste my time with them. Are you 12 years old or something?

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[highrider]

Any basketball player knows that a 3 hour block of instruction from anyone isn’t going to make difference in your game. It takes decades to become a real basketball player. That said also fuck bitch ass Lebronica crying about injustice all the time here but not a peep about China he’s just out for the bag, fuck dude.

 

[Shubh_C63]

I will be at Lebrons. and its not about Basketball, this could be any thing.

Even If personally my grandmother wasn't a tele show drama she devil, I would have expected her to understand if this was a once in a life time thing.

 

[farmerboy]

Being Sicilian I wouldn't have a choice.

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[Porcile]

Meet Grandma because basketball is a shit sport