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[Espio]

Put a turd on the mouse.
Take the mouse ball out.
Leave a dissected cadaver on your computer desk.
Make a 'fat old men pooping' website with the search engine keywords "black on blonde".
Murder.
Buy your own computer and give them the wankermachine.
When you find out they like the 'fat old men pooping' website, charge money for it and give some of it to me.
Leave a bag of potato chips on the desk, and lace the mouse and keyboard with arsenic.
Buy the internet.
Turn your room into a convent.
Cut off their penii.
Make them into racists.
Put two turds on the mouse.
Condition them using vomit and balloons.
Sell them into slave labor.
Introduce them to "blonde on blonde"
Distract them with nuclear war.
Mail order brides.
Your brothers are terrorists. The government will take care of them.

I almost cried :lol

 

[Brannon]

I don't understand why they get off on it, but I've had roommates who did the porn surfing on my PC, which was okay as long as they did their business away from the desk. Except for this one guy I banned from ever using it again on pain of the book being thrown at him because he was searching up child porn. Fuck That(tm), Lolita ain't worth a court martial and dishonorable discharge. If your siblings start down that road, tell your parents ASAP and ban them from the computer. The law usually comes down on the primary user, so it's no joke.

 

[xsarien]

Tell them you set up a webcam, and that no, you won't tell them where it is.

 

[DJ Sl4m]

Isn't it funny how sometimes we overlook the obvious ?

When they are gone simply remove your door from it's hinges and put it in the attic, or somewhere to keep it stored safely that they won't find it.

 

[alejob]

Why do have your family PC in your room anyway? Thats the problem right there.