You need to work out that dick, brah.
Let's chat about this girl I met this weekend
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You need to work out that dick, brah.
Yeah...yeah sex. Right. *kisses left hand*
Count Dookkake
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First time this happened to me, I thought it was herpes.
every positive story about a girl is perceived as a stealth brag thread on gaf.
OriginofHysteria
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This might turn into a 'People with game' thread.
you're asking for advice on how you should go about talking to a girl you already had a fun time with and slept with. There really isn't much to discuss.
NinjaBoiX
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Messypandas
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yea it was a pretty brutal post. it did make me laugh though.
Tornado Condor
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GAF has the worst girl advice ever. Just text her when you want to see her before she makes plans. End of story.
Just be true to yourself - if you want to call her today, call her. If she liked you for who you were that night, she'll appreciate the honesty of who you are being now.
If she freaks out because you called her too soon, or anything like that, then she probably isn't the girl for you anyway.
Of course, don't call her every 10 minutes or so... that would be creepy.
If she freaks out because you called her too soon, or anything like that, then she probably isn't the girl for you anyway.
Of course, don't call her every 10 minutes or so... that would be creepy.
NinjaBoiX
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When I broke my banjo (perenum?) was some horrible shit. Sex was basically impossible for months.
Karak
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I would text her asap. Sounds like she doesn't have a problem with that kind of thing. If you want to make sure you are the only horse-head dipping into that well, you better get on it quick.
Wow someone else this happened to.
OriginofHysteria
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Man you should've just done this in the beginning! If she didn't reply there would be plenty more fish in AC next time!
KoruptData
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From the day i met my wife, I've seen her everyday since. Follow your heart.
Karak
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That happens in arranged marriages though. Have to keep her at home so she won't escape through duct taped windows. I use a police ankle cuff myself
KoruptData
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That happens in arranged marriages though. Have to keep her at home so she won't escape through duct taped windows. I use a police ankle cuff myself
We moved in with each other after only 2 months. Not typical but it has worked. 3 years this Wednesday. Very happy.
Karak
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Awesome! Happy Anniversary this Wednesday!
Live Free or Die
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Houston3000
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He admitted to being impotent due to his anti-depression meds.
paparazzo
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What's with the sudden "Should I approach her/talk to her/call her" threads lately? We have the dating-age thread for a reason, gents.
In the OP's case, going by his username I'm guessing he's at least 30 and already slept with the chick but still needs gaf's advice on when to contact her again? Seems more like a stealth brag to me.
In the OP's case, going by his username I'm guessing he's at least 30 and already slept with the chick but still needs gaf's advice on when to contact her again? Seems more like a stealth brag to me.
And this story, my friends, takes a terrible turn for the worse. She wants to see me but she just dropped a fucking nuclear bomb on me. She is currently going through a divorce and has two daughters, 3 and 7. Fuck!
Knew this story was too good to be true
Talk about a downer. I told her i would call her after work and she said "we can make plans via text but don't call because i have my kids." This sounds like she is probably still living with the "ex" and doesn't want him to see who's calling.
Knew this story was too good to be true
Talk about a downer. I told her i would call her after work and she said "we can make plans via text but don't call because i have my kids." This sounds like she is probably still living with the "ex" and doesn't want him to see who's calling.
Makes sense now. She was trying to lure you in for father duties, with her pussy.
Devolution
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Text her this
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CrushDance
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And this story, my friends, takes a terrible turn for the worse. She wants to see me but she just dropped a fucking nuclear bomb on me. She is currently going through a divorce and has two daughters, 3 and 7. Fuck!
Knew this story was too good to be true
Talk about a downer. I told her i would call her after work and she said "we can make plans via text but don't call because i have my kids." This sounds like she is probably still living with the "ex" and doesn't want him to see who's calling.
Us Gaffers really have some stupidly bad luck with women :S
TheChocolateWar
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Eh, I have a policy of not dating girls that smash on the first meeting. Great for booty though.
Messypandas
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well shes got some baggage but shes mid to late 30's so what did you expect? And shes going through a divorce so its not like shes being unfaithful.
Ken K in the Fresh!!!
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a lot of bitterness in this thread lol
anyway, op, hope things work out. despite what some of these cynics have said, it is totally possible to find ur next gf at a club/bar. not everyone who likes to party and dance are sluts..
my only advice to u is that don't try to come off as too eager, especially not early on. if this girl is in her 30s and single, then it is safe to say she had seen her fair share of crazies, jerks, and bullshit. don't do anything that would trigger red flags in her head like bombarding her w texts or constantly trying to set up dates. respect her space and don't impose yourself onto her.
one more thing.. if it is determined that she's just in it for the fuck, don't go out of ur way to change her. move on and don't let this sour u. be happy that she gave u a ride of ur life........
good luck
edit: just saw the latest update.. whoa.. can't really help u there :/
anyway, op, hope things work out. despite what some of these cynics have said, it is totally possible to find ur next gf at a club/bar. not everyone who likes to party and dance are sluts..
my only advice to u is that don't try to come off as too eager, especially not early on. if this girl is in her 30s and single, then it is safe to say she had seen her fair share of crazies, jerks, and bullshit. don't do anything that would trigger red flags in her head like bombarding her w texts or constantly trying to set up dates. respect her space and don't impose yourself onto her.
one more thing.. if it is determined that she's just in it for the fuck, don't go out of ur way to change her. move on and don't let this sour u. be happy that she gave u a ride of ur life........
good luck
edit: just saw the latest update.. whoa.. can't really help u there :/
And this story, my friends, takes a terrible turn for the worse. She wants to see me but she just dropped a fucking nuclear bomb on me. She is currently going through a divorce and has two daughters, 3 and 7. Fuck!
Knew this story was too good to be true
Talk about a downer. I told her i would call her after work and she said "we can make plans via text but don't call because i have my kids." This sounds like she is probably still living with the "ex" and doesn't want him to see who's calling.
wow for some reason I have a feeling she isn't even going through a divorce and she is still in the marriage :/
Devolution
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Better luck can only come with more experience and seeing the signs so you can spot crazy a mile away.
Like when it burns when you pee?
MasterOfPastures
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She's entering the usual age range where most females stop fucking around for the lolz, and start considering a serious approach to men. It might be that you were a blast to the past for nostalgia's sake.
Then again, I don't know her or you, so discount everything I say.
Then again, I don't know her or you, so discount everything I say.
SMT
this show is not Breaking Bad why is it not Breaking Bad? it should be Breaking Bad dammit Breaking Bad
Haha, I knew we had assholes on this forum, but this just cuts the cake. I decree you King of Bitterness.
OP, I think you should believe in yourself, text her Wednesday evening and ask her if she is doing anything next Tuesday night.
See her only once a week, and keep the textual tension going with witty conversation.
CrushDance
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True. Going through the experience though is the hard part. FML.
Devolution
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Dude Abides
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Are you sure your friends didn't hire you a prostitute? I hear such things can happen on bachelor trips AC.
Karak
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For some reason that was the first thing I thought of as well. JET out of there!
she said in the summer, they split custody half the time. and she said please don't call because she has her girls now. we have to make plans via text (red flag)
she said if this is all too much for me, she understands but she had a great time with me sat night. man i'm bummed
i think i'm pretty good at getting a read on people and she didn't strike me as crazy at all. and judging by some of her texts it sounds like she is concerned about her daughters more than anything (though this could be a good cover)
Messypandas
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she said in the summer, they split custody half the time. and she said please don't call because she has her girls now. we have to make plans via text (red flag)
she said if this is all too much for me, she understands but she had a great time with me sat night. man i'm bummed
why? I'm guessing you're looking to settle down, but if not this is a great opportunity to blow off some steam and have some fun. She sympathises with your position but at least shes being open with you.
HamPster PamPster
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she said in the summer, they split custody half the time. and she said please don't call because she has her girls now. we have to make plans via text (red flag)
she said if this is all too much for me, she understands but she had a great time with me sat night. man i'm bummed
You can still enjoy it while it last. Nothing wrong with being the rebound guy if you can handle it. Just have some fun and don't get too attached
Devolution
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I was mostly talking to Crush and his luck. I don't think moms are crazy necessarily but baby daddy/mama drama is typically unavoidable with divorcees.
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