Let's chat about this girl I met this weekend

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-NinjaBoiX- said:
Can someone explain why that water drinking gif is so funny? I'm not sure I get it, but people are rolling around in here.

Is it just because he looks nonplussed at the threat?
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Its from the most recent breaking bad where said character is stuck in a very awkward dinner scene
 
NinjaBoiX

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This feels like one of those moments on school, where the big circle has been made, everyone is shouting "FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!" but the two dudes already went home.

A bit of an anti climax. Hopefully we get some closure later.
 
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ya'll rubbernecking like houston's bout to walk back in and up the ante with cellphone pics or somethin

Imm0rt4l said:
Dude you already fucked her, contact her whenever the fuck you feel like it. No need for games at this point.
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realest advice this thread saw

Devolution said:
Text her this

(^_(^o^) or 8=======}~ (o )( o)
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okay, this is pretty good too

-NinjaBoiX- said:
When I broke my banjo (perenum?) was some horrible shit. Sex was basically impossible for months.
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not that we can't handle another hot mess, but...may i ask how this happened? i very much want to make sure this never happens

HiiiLife said:
I'll stop instigating now.
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you know we had to do a remix, right? haha no you won't, cause you bout that life

siddx said:
Let this be a lesson to everybody. Someone somewhere is out there looking to call you on your internet bullshit. This thread became wonderful.
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oh god, can a mod change my username and/or post history
actually wait just shut down registrations
 
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RawNuts said:
I see that you're speaking from personal experience here, Joe. From what I understand, your standards for women you date are extremely low and I'm sure that you've personally been through the little story you wrote here multiple times.
This is Brian, by the way; I'm sure you remember me.


Also, I've already seen your posts in the Dating Age thread, they made for a good laugh; this is one of my favorite:I mostly find it funny because this is my ex you're talking about here, who I was with at the time. You never had sex even once with this woman and you never "hooked up" with her friend/roommate either.

I wish I was aware of how hard you were trying to push yourself (apparently hard enough to make her depressed, shame on you) on my girlfriend at the time (who wasn't at all interested in you if you couldn't tell) so I could have handled the situation accordingly. Instead you insisted that you were "just friends" with her, so I was alright with you desperately hanging out with her all the time.

Another little exert from that thread:That's funny, I did just that; I allowed that to happen because I thought I could trust that guy since he was my friend, but apparently I couldn't. I knew you were far too much of a loser to actually have any chance with her, and you probably didn't get to be with too many women very often, so I felt bad for you and assumed that there was no risk in it.

You're a pathetic, two-faced weasel of a child. The posts I see from you on this site are just pathetic, lie-filled stories from someone who is trying to be a douchebag but realizes just how much of a loser they are (or at least I hope you're aware of it?), poorly-veiled bragging, and overly-confident remarks filled with ignorance. It's interesting to read your posts on here when I know what you actually are in real life.

As far as Katrina is concerned, I've seen you lie to her, lie about her and insult her (probably as a result of you being angry with her when she wouldn't get together with you) in your posts on this forum. She is aware of this as well; if she wasn't so desperate for someone to call a friend and forgiving of you, you would have been kicked the fuck out of their apartment long ago.
I, however, have no pity for you and I won't be forgiving you, especially after the time I gave you a heartfelt apology after telling you off about this very subject, just to later see that my suspicions at the time were all actually true.

If I ever decide to visit NY to see Katrina, you would be smart to stay the fuck away from me.
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NinjaBoiX

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IrishNinja said:
not that we can't handle another hot mess, but...may i ask how this happened? i very much want to make sure this never happens
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I dunno man, just doing the do, felt a sharp pain, then the sheets looked like a murder scene. I thought it was her at first which scared the shit out of me, as she had just finished her cycle. Kind of a relief to realise it was just the old banjo string.

I guess, just don't go as long, hard, deep and as awesome as I did and you should be fine.

Derp.

; )
 
Johnny Cage In The Shower

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Tence said:
Houston is never coming back is he :(
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Strafer said:
Don't think so.

I wouldn't.
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I wouldn't either, it's probably a wise choice to not let it escalate. Although it doesn't work so well in our favour: The rabid hyenas starving to read some drama between two "friends"


-NinjaBoiX- said:
Can someone explain why that water drinking gif is so funny? I'm not sure I get it, but people are rolling around in here.

Is it just because he looks nonplussed at the threat?
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User33 said:
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The context of this gif is a dinner guest sitting between a married couple who share a recent dark history and tension between each other.

As the guest tries to hide behind his drinking glass, the couple are discussing personal and embarrassing stories about each other. The guest feels entrapped and very uncomfortable as the wife tells him, my husband is a liar, and hides his own secrets by making me look like a cheating whore etc. all the while staring at the husband's eyes... Then the husband (in the absence of the wife) retaliates with "My wife wishes I die from the cancer, My OWN wife wants me to die of cancer"...

Hence why it's the most appropriate response to RawNuts' post. It's also very effective because it's referenced from the most recent episode of a very popular TV series that happens to also be highly praised and loved on GAF
 
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RawNuts said:
I see that you're speaking from personal experience here, Joe. From what I understand, your standards for women you date are extremely low and I'm sure that you've personally been through the little story you wrote here multiple times.
This is Brian, by the way; I'm sure you remember me.


Also, I've already seen your posts in the Dating Age thread, they made for a good laugh; this is one of my favorite:I mostly find it funny because this is my ex you're talking about here, who I was with at the time. You never had sex even once with this woman and you never "hooked up" with her friend/roommate either.

I wish I was aware of how hard you were trying to push yourself (apparently hard enough to make her depressed, shame on you) on my girlfriend at the time (who wasn't at all interested in you if you couldn't tell) so I could have handled the situation accordingly. Instead you insisted that you were "just friends" with her, so I was alright with you desperately hanging out with her all the time.

Another little exert from that thread:That's funny, I did just that; I allowed that to happen because I thought I could trust that guy since he was my friend, but apparently I couldn't. I knew you were far too much of a loser to actually have any chance with her, and you probably didn't get to be with too many women very often, so I felt bad for you and assumed that there was no risk in it.

You're a pathetic, two-faced weasel of a child. The posts I see from you on this site are just pathetic, lie-filled stories from someone who is trying to be a douchebag but realizes just how much of a loser they are (or at least I hope you're aware of it?), poorly-veiled bragging, and overly-confident remarks filled with ignorance. It's interesting to read your posts on here when I know what you actually are in real life.

As far as Katrina is concerned, I've seen you lie to her, lie about her and insult her (probably as a result of you being angry with her when she wouldn't get together with you) in your posts on this forum. She is aware of this as well; if she wasn't so desperate for someone to call a friend and forgiving of you, you would have been kicked the fuck out of their apartment long ago.
I, however, have no pity for you and I won't be forgiving you, especially after the time I gave you a heartfelt apology after telling you off about this very subject, just to later see that my suspicions at the time were all actually true.

If I ever decide to visit NY to see Katrina, you would be smart to stay the fuck away from me.
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RawNuts said:
I see that you're speaking from personal experience here, Joe. From what I understand, your standards for women you date are extremely low and I'm sure that you've personally been through the little story you wrote here multiple times.
This is Brian, by the way; I'm sure you remember me.


Also, I've already seen your posts in the Dating Age thread, they made for a good laugh; this is one of my favorite:I mostly find it funny because this is my ex you're talking about here, who I was with at the time. You never had sex even once with this woman and you never "hooked up" with her friend/roommate either.

I wish I was aware of how hard you were trying to push yourself (apparently hard enough to make her depressed, shame on you) on my girlfriend at the time (who wasn't at all interested in you if you couldn't tell) so I could have handled the situation accordingly. Instead you insisted that you were "just friends" with her, so I was alright with you desperately hanging out with her all the time.

Another little exert from that thread:That's funny, I did just that; I allowed that to happen because I thought I could trust that guy since he was my friend, but apparently I couldn't. I knew you were far too much of a loser to actually have any chance with her, and you probably didn't get to be with too many women very often, so I felt bad for you and assumed that there was no risk in it.

You're a pathetic, two-faced weasel of a child. The posts I see from you on this site are just pathetic, lie-filled stories from someone who is trying to be a douchebag but realizes just how much of a loser they are (or at least I hope you're aware of it?), poorly-veiled bragging, and overly-confident remarks filled with ignorance. It's interesting to read your posts on here when I know what you actually are in real life.

As far as Katrina is concerned, I've seen you lie to her, lie about her and insult her (probably as a result of you being angry with her when she wouldn't get together with you) in your posts on this forum. She is aware of this as well; if she wasn't so desperate for someone to call a friend and forgiving of you, you would have been kicked the fuck out of their apartment long ago.
I, however, have no pity for you and I won't be forgiving you, especially after the time I gave you a heartfelt apology after telling you off about this very subject, just to later see that my suspicions at the time were all actually true.

If I ever decide to visit NY to see Katrina, you would be smart to stay the fuck away from me.
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RawNuts said:
I see that you're speaking from personal experience here, Joe. From what I understand, your standards for women you date are extremely low and I'm sure that you've personally been through the little story you wrote here multiple times.
This is Brian, by the way; I'm sure you remember me.


Also, I've already seen your posts in the Dating Age thread, they made for a good laugh; this is one of my favorite:I mostly find it funny because this is my ex you're talking about here, who I was with at the time. You never had sex even once with this woman and you never "hooked up" with her friend/roommate either.

I wish I was aware of how hard you were trying to push yourself (apparently hard enough to make her depressed, shame on you) on my girlfriend at the time (who wasn't at all interested in you if you couldn't tell) so I could have handled the situation accordingly. Instead you insisted that you were "just friends" with her, so I was alright with you desperately hanging out with her all the time.

Another little exert from that thread:That's funny, I did just that; I allowed that to happen because I thought I could trust that guy since he was my friend, but apparently I couldn't. I knew you were far too much of a loser to actually have any chance with her, and you probably didn't get to be with too many women very often, so I felt bad for you and assumed that there was no risk in it.

You're a pathetic, two-faced weasel of a child. The posts I see from you on this site are just pathetic, lie-filled stories from someone who is trying to be a douchebag but realizes just how much of a loser they are (or at least I hope you're aware of it?), poorly-veiled bragging, and overly-confident remarks filled with ignorance. It's interesting to read your posts on here when I know what you actually are in real life.

As far as Katrina is concerned, I've seen you lie to her, lie about her and insult her (probably as a result of you being angry with her when she wouldn't get together with you) in your posts on this forum. She is aware of this as well; if she wasn't so desperate for someone to call a friend and forgiving of you, you would have been kicked the fuck out of their apartment long ago.
I, however, have no pity for you and I won't be forgiving you, especially after the time I gave you a heartfelt apology after telling you off about this very subject, just to later see that my suspicions at the time were all actually true.

If I ever decide to visit NY to see Katrina, you would be smart to stay the fuck away from me.
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