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[Matlock]

"YES, I GOT THIS SHIT LOCKED DOWN."

http://sify.com/movies/hollywood/fullstory.php?id=13873522

 

[DMczaf]

"Didn't you get the memo?"

 

[bishoptl]

looks like the Wildcard is getting ready to cut him off a slice first

 

[Ninja Scooter]

:lol

"Xenu ain't got shit on me, bitch!"

 

[Dan]

"Didn't you get the memo?"

That picture would be so much funnier if you couldn't see his right hand.

 

[Justin Bailey]

London : Hollywood actress Katie Holmes is reportedly planning to marry her less than three months old boyfriend, actor Tom Cruise.

Another baby rapist, to death with you!

 

[Ryck]

Im not going to say it............ ok: I don't care......should I ...is their something wrong with me......*slaps self for clicking on topic*

 

[darscot]

Anyone else think this is purely a publicicty stunt?

 

[Guzim]

"Didn't you get the memo?"

"Sorry Freeman! But I win!"

 

[Matlock]

Anyone else think this is purely a publicicty stunt?

http://www.expressindia.com/fullstory.php?newsid=48857

 

[sprsk]

A DOOM HOUSE?!?!?!

 

[tedtropy]

"Back of the line, Freeman, it's the Cruise Missile's turn." <proceeds to thrust crotch>

 

[OmniGamer]

Anyone else think this is purely a publicicty stunt?

Yep...they'll start filming a movie together, it'll open to scathing reviews and shitty box office numbers...afterwhich they'll split up...it's all very Ben&Jen...it's all one big career-whoring handjob.

 

[heavy liquid]

Cruise can have her. Blech..

 

[ToxicAdam]

#1 GAF Celebrity Tom Cruise says:

So long "gay rumors"!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

#1 GAF Celebrity Tom Cruise says:

So long "gay rumors"!

how fitting that he has a BEARD in that pic.

 

[Matlock]

how fitting that he has a BEARD in that pic.

 

[shuri]

Katie Holmes (WHO STARS IN BATMAN FOREVER OPENING THIS WEEK CHECK LOCAL THEATER SCHEDULES) wants to marry Tom Cruise (GO SEE WAR OF THE WORLDS NEXT WEEK!!!)

 

[karasu]

Who really cares anymore? They'll be divorced in no time. That or they're E-meter readings will be so high that they'll sponatneously combust. Either way, we win.

 

[DJ_Tet]

Eyes Wide Shut part 2?

I'm in.

 

[Manics]

Katie Holmes (WHO STARS IN BATMAN FOREVER OPENING THIS WEEK CHECK LOCAL THEATER SCHEDULES) wants to marry Tom Cruise (GO SEE WAR OF THE WORLDS NEXT WEEK!!!)

I have waited for this wedding all my life. Now I can watch Batman Begins and War of the Worlds and hope to catch cameos of both stars in each other's movies. The joy!!!!!

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

"Back of the line, Freeman, it's the Cruise Missile's turn." <proceeds to thrust crotch>

:lol :lol holy shit....cruise missile...crotch thrust....tedtropy,you made my day so much better :lol

 

[Lhadatt]

"LET OUR THETANS COMBINE!"

 

[DMczaf]

"Back of the line, Freeman, it's the Cruise Missile's turn." <proceeds to thrust crotch>

"...Shit."

 

[bishoptl]

:lol :lol Look at the expression on the Wildcard's face!

 

[Shogmaster]

"LET OUR THETANS COMBINE!"

"...IN THE FORM OF A GIANT HERPES SORE!!!"

 

[Tazznum1]

Hey, that's my job to scare the hell out of GA'ers with Katie.

 

[Ned Flanders]

God, its so sad that those beautiful, voluptuos titties that she was sporting in the film didn't even make the premier. She had to go fucking Lohan herself from the perfect bod in The Gift into some spindly stand-in from The Nightmare Before Christmas, complete with facial wounds. I've never seen a dream girl fall so far, so fast.

 

[CosmicGroinPull]

God, its so sad that those beautiful, voluptuos titties that she was sporting in the film didn't even make the premier. She had to go fucking Lohan herself from the perfect bod in The Gift into some spindly stand-in from The Nightmare Before Christmas, complete with facial wounds. I've never seen a dream girl fall so far, so fast.

Yeah, I've given that much thought too. I thought that Batman Begins confirmed that she still has the fine form she displayed in The Gift. Maybe she just likes to hide 'em.



Edit:

Yep, still there.