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Escape Goat · Jun 9, 2012

Breaking news from Dont Mess with The Lohan

Lindsay Lohan was hospitalized briefly Friday after slamming her Porsche into the back of an 18-wheeler on the Pacific Coast Highway, TMZ reported. The accident occurred at about 11:42 a.m., according to the Santa Monica Police Dept.

The Porsche is totaled -- the passenger window was shattered and the bumper was fully off the car. As for Lohan, TMZ reports that she was not taken to the hospital by ambulance, but that she went to an L.A.-area emergency room to get checked out.

Sgt. Richard Lewis said in a press release that the cause of the accident is being investigated. He also noted that neither the driver of the truck nor Lohan and her assistant, who was in the car with her, were impaired. Police are still working to determine who was driving the Porsche when the accident occurred.

Lohan's rep told TMZ that the actress had no serious injuries and is fine. Lohan's passenger was not seriously hurt either. The actress has already left the hospital.

Jarmel · Jun 9, 2012

The bigger question is which is more of a wreck? Her car or her face?

Avixph · Jun 9, 2012

Is she dead?

Clegg · Jun 9, 2012

Bath Salts?

Deleted member 81567 · Jun 9, 2012

I'd wreck her with my 6 incher.

Escape Goat · Jun 9, 2012

Avixph said:
Is she dead?

No but her career is.

Dishwalla · Jun 9, 2012

Why is California still letting her drive? Revoke that damned license.

Thagomizer · Jun 9, 2012

EDIT: this joke was lame.

Nevasleep · Jun 9, 2012

Was she so high she thought she was in 2fast 2furious?

lunchtoast · Jun 9, 2012

Does she need a new assistant?

NaturalHigh · Jun 9, 2012

Thagomizer said:
EDIT: this joke was lame.

I liked it.

.

But I am lame...so yeah, you are probably better off.

Edit: Oh and plus Hamburglar beat you.

MYE · Jun 9, 2012

Teh Hamburglar said:
No but her career is.

I wish i could say the same and still afford to drive a Porsche

TheMan · Jun 9, 2012

Teh Hamburglar said:
No but her career is.

other than mean girls (which i actually didn't like that much) has she ever been in anything that didn't suck?

big_z · Jun 9, 2012

Probably got a glimpse of her face in the mirror and freaked out.

Technosteve · Jun 9, 2012

she can drive stick?

NaturalHigh · Jun 9, 2012

1 hour prior to this wreck:

Lindsay Lohan slams her nose into 18 grams of cocaine.

spiderman123 · Jun 9, 2012

I just went to this TMZ site and saw a headline saying, "Donkey Semen." Never again GAF never again.

Escape Goat · Jun 9, 2012

TheMan said:
other than mean girls (which i actually didn't like that much) has she ever been in anything that didn't suck?

Her Parent Trap remake wasn't that bad. Shes no Haley Mills though.

Dishwalla · Jun 9, 2012

TheMan said:
other than mean girls (which i actually didn't like that much) has she ever been in anything that didn't suck?

I liked Freaky Friday. Don't hate.

MYE · Jun 9, 2012

Technosteve said:
she can drive stick?

......nah, too easy

PhoenixDark · Jun 9, 2012

Teh Hamburglar said:
Her Parent Trap remake wasn't that bad. Shes no Haley Mills though.

I wish someone would find Lohan's twin from that film. I doubt she became a drug addict, and would likely look quite amazing today

Duke Togo · Jun 9, 2012

big_z said:
Probably got a glimpse of her face in the mirror and freaked out.

I lol'd.

lazybones18 · Jun 9, 2012

spiderman123 said:
I just went to this TMZ site and saw a headline saying, "Donkey Semen." Never again GAF never again.

NBC finally gonna air the Fear Factor "Donkey Semen" episode?

EDIT: lol, Danes love two chicks guzzling down donkey fluids

UrokeJoe · Jun 9, 2012

Technosteve said:
she can drive stick?

a plenty, I bet.

The English Conquistador · Jun 9, 2012

Dr Eggman said:
I'd wreck her with my 6 incher.

Turn over the ruler. You mean centimeters.

ecurbj · Jun 9, 2012

Dr Eggman said:
I'd wreck her with my 6 incher.

The English Conquistador said:
Turn over the ruler. You mean centimeters.

Omfg I'm laughing my ass off right now.

G0523 · Jun 9, 2012

That poor Porsche.

Why do bad people happen to good Porsches?! WHY?!

Archer · Jun 9, 2012

She, Chris Brown, Amanda Bynes and other celebs rent their exotics from BW Car Rental in Beverly Hills. Amused that many starlets don't own an exotic, but rent by the day.

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/lindsay-lohan-hospitalized-bad-car-accident-202507172.html

Lindsay was driving a rented black Porsche on the PCH when she crashed into an 18-wheeler, and her car was “totaled”.

spindashing · Jun 9, 2012

Dr Eggman said:
I'd wreck her with my 6 incher.

don't do this

don't

lazybones18 · Jun 9, 2012

*watches FF donkey clip*

Damn, she drank that donkey piss like it was nothing lol

DonMigs85 · Jun 9, 2012

Lucky for her it didn't end like the Catsouras girl.

Ultratech · Jun 9, 2012

Dishwalla said:
Why is California still letting her drive? Revoke that damned license.

It's California; so long as you're famous, you could pretty much kill somebody and get off scot-free.

ivysaur12 · Jun 9, 2012

Why did her assistant let her drive? So fucking stupid.

Mammoth Jones · Jun 9, 2012

Just saying...I doubt she's sad about it. Prolly more mad at the truck driver for being in her way....

Escape Goat · Jun 9, 2012

Mammoth Jones said:
[IM]http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/images-12/lindsay-lohan-ugly.jpg[/IMG]

OOh shit son. Why would you do that?

Slayven · Jun 9, 2012

What year? Cause if she still has porsche money I will scream.

Live Free or Die · Jun 9, 2012

Dr Eggman said:
I'd wreck her with my 6 incher.

The English Conquistador said:
Turn over the ruler. You mean centimeters.

antonz · Jun 9, 2012

ivysaur12 said:
Why did her assistant let her drive? So fucking stupid.

Thats the fun part now. They are trying to decide who was driving so Lohan will probably pass some blow or cash the assistants way to take the fall

Jayayess1190 · Jun 9, 2012

Teh Hamburglar said:
No but her career is.

No it isn't, she is playing Elizabeth Taylor in the upcoming Liz & Dick movie. And she is in this other movie called InAPPropriate Comedy.

dejay · Jun 9, 2012

Live Free or Die said:

What's the x-axis?

JCX · Jun 9, 2012

Herbie must have been fully loaded.

NaturalHigh · Jun 9, 2012

dejay said:
What's the x-axis?

Age?

jts · Jun 9, 2012

That's a 991 right? What a fucking shame.

Escape Goat · Jun 9, 2012

Jayayess1190 said:
No it isn't, she is playing Elizabeth Taylor in the upcoming Liz & Dick movie. And she is in this other movie called InAPPropriate Comedy.

InAPPropriate Comedy (2012)
Stars: Rob Schneider, Michelle Rodriguez

And Liz and Dick is a lifetime movie.

It may not be dead but that sounds like life support to me.

BertramCooper · Jun 9, 2012

I'd love to see how my bank account compares to Lindsay Lohan's.

Stahsky · Jun 9, 2012

dejay said:
What's the x-axis?

girth

ToxicAdam · Jun 9, 2012

Must have been texting or something. How do you run into a semi?

Talon · Jun 9, 2012

Sgt. Richard Lewis?

iamaustrian · Jun 9, 2012

I hate it how americans and brits pronounce porsche. it's not "porsch" for hells sake. it's porschE
is it really that hard to say an "e"?

Clevinger · Jun 9, 2012

I guess they're going to let her kill someone before they take her license.

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