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[Zizbuka]

I guess it's wrong that I was hoping she was dead. Not because I'm evil, just because I'm tired of hearing about her. Oh, and some people don't deserve to live.

 

[Holy Wars]

I guess it's wrong that I was hoping she was dead. Not because I'm evil, just because I'm tired of hearing about her. Oh, and some people don't deserve to live.

She deserves to live, man. She's not done anything that bad in her life.

 

[GaimeGuy]

I guess it's wrong that I was hoping she was dead. Not because I'm evil, just because I'm tired of hearing about her. Oh, and some people don't deserve to live.

dude...

 

[Napoleonthechimp]

I wonder if we'd be this forgiving if she managed to kill people due to how much of a damn idiot she is. Her license to drive should be permanently revoked.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

other than mean girls (which i actually didn't like that much) has she ever been in anything that didn't suck?

Machete.

 

[djSyndrome]

I guess they're going to let her kill someone before they take her license.

Because that's going to stop her from driving in California? We don't even take your car away any longer.

 

[jaxword]

I guess it's wrong that I was hoping she was dead. Not because I'm evil, just because I'm tired of hearing about her. Oh, and some people don't deserve to live.

Yes, it was wrong to wish death upon someone else, and classically is considered part of the definition of "evil."

 

[Derrick01]

Maybe she thought the truck was carrying cocaine?

 

[Ignatz Mouse]

I hate it how americans and brits pronounce porsche. it's not "porsch" for hells sake. it's porschE
is it really that hard to say an "e"?

Everyone I know says it correctly.

 

[caramac]

Must've been following the wrong lines.

 

[Lucky Forward]

Truck Driver Claims Bribe Offered for Silence

James tells TMZ after the accident, he called 911 as Lindsay and her male assistant got out of the Porsche and into the Escalade. James says the assistant picked up a pink bag, "filled it up with something" and then put clothes on top of it.

James says the Escalade driver offered him money, saying they could "go to the bank" and withdraw some cash.

James says the Escalade driver and Lindsay's assistant put on a full court press: "Him and the guy took me across the street and told me this was some kind of famous person and they didn't want to be in the media. But I'd already called 911 because they were trying to get away from the scene. But they packed a bag and then the limousine driver told me, 'Don't mention the bag to the cops.'"

 

[PhoenixDark]

I'm confused. Why are there no apparent consequences to her actions, like ever? She's not some rich A list star anymore.

 

[strafer]

Why Lindsay, why? You could have been my wife.

 

[Wanda/Wander]

nvm.

 

[Digishine]

Why Lindsay, why? You could have been my wife.

that's why she was driving away.

 

[Hulud]

Just because you can afford it doesn't mean you should buy it

 

[gogogow]

According to reports she wasn't DUI.

Police said there was no indication that Lohan was under the influence of alcohol or drugs, unlike in 2007 when she was convicted of Driving under the Influence (DUI) having tested positive for booze and cocaine.

 

[Seraphinianus]

That's like winning the lottery. I'd be all "pay up and I won't go to TMZ with this"

 

[SmithnCo]

I wish someone would find Lohan's twin from that film. I doubt she became a drug addict, and would likely look quite amazing today

You know she played both twins, unless that was the joke.

 

[SteveWinwood]

Didn't she JUST retake her drivers test a few days ago? Pretty sure I heard that on the radio...

 

[Zoe]

Truck Driver Claims Bribe Offered for Silence

What's in the bag??

 

[strafer]

Bonus.

 

[Dany]

I wish someone would find Lohan's twin from that film. I doubt she became a drug addict, and would likely look quite amazing today

Not sure if serious...

 

[Az]

So, like, how does she still make money? Ads? Photoshoots?

 

[jaxword]

So, like, how does she still make money? Ads? Photoshoots?

There's multiple ways. Random examples:

1. Residuals from her popular films.
2. She's still a celebrity, she could probably turn up at some local event and get paid 1000 bucks for an hour of signing photographs. Do that 5 times a month and you have enough cash for coke and gas.
3. Regardless of what gaf thinks of her looks, she's still recognizably famous and relatively good looking. That's enough to get...gifts from rich people from around the world who want to...spend time with a their favorite female celebrity.

Or it's none of these and she's a stock market genius. Who knows? Just tossing out different ideas.

 

[Escape Goat]

There's multiple ways. Random examples:

1. Residuals from her popular films.
2. She's still a celebrity, she could probably turn up at some local event and get paid 1000 bucks for an hour of signing photographs. Do that 5 times a month and you have enough cash for coke and gas.
3. Regardless of what gaf thinks of her looks, she's still recognizably famous and relatively good looking. That's enough to get...gifts from rich people from around the world who want to...spend time with a their favorite female celebrity.

Or it's none of these and she's a stock market genius. Who knows? Just tossing out different ideas.

I don't know if Lohan is on the list anymore but Paris Hilton gets paid to show up at clubs and party.

 

[Az]

There's multiple ways. Random examples:

1. Residuals from her popular films.
2. She's still a celebrity, she could probably turn up at some local event and get paid 1000 bucks for an hour of signing photographs. Do that 5 times a month and you have enough cash for coke and gas.
3. Regardless of what gaf thinks of her looks, she's still recognizably famous and relatively good looking. That's enough to get...gifts from rich people from around the world who want to...spend time with a their favorite female celebrity.

Or it's none of these and she's a stock market genius. Who knows? Just tossing out different ideas.

I am guessing #1, plus a nice savings account from her teen/popular years that got invested by someone smart.

 

[jaxword]

I don't know if Lohan is on the list anymore but Paris Hilton gets paid to show up at clubs and party.

Lohan still gets invited to do photoshoots, so her name still has some buzz left.

I am guessing #1, plus a nice savings account from her teen/popular years that got invested by someone smart.

I'd say her father, except he's a complete scumbag leeching off her money and gives off major "I abused my daughter" vibes whenever he smugly laughs off criticism.

 

[bengraven]

Welp, going to get worse from here on out.

 

[UFRA]

I hate her.

 

[Weapxn]

I am guessing #1, plus a nice savings account from her teen/popular years that got invested by someone smart.

Yeah. There was probably something set up by Disney and SAG way back when.

 

[Goodacre0081]

coke. coke everywhere

 

[Unregistered007]

come one guys, she just wants her car to look similar to her face.

 

[Az]

She doesn't deserve that car. I would pamper the shit out of it.

/hate

 

[PhoenixDark]

You know she played both twins, unless that was the joke.

There was another actress, we've gone other this before

 

[Ken Masters]

The bigger question is which is more of a wreck? Her car or her face?

1.5/10