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Lindsey Lohans missing breasts thread...

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whytemyke

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I haven't SEEN any proof.... but I heard this and need to see whether this is true or not.

so if any of you are camped up outside her house or something with a digital camera, it's time to start putting your pics on GAF
 
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SolidSnakex

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lohan8ft.jpg
 
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SolidSnakex

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whytemyke said:
nahh... not buyin it yet. that's just one pushup bra away from heaven.
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Do you remember those pics of her in that white dress where her boob is basically exposed? The girl doesn't need a push up bra with those torpedos. :p
 
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Borys

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I'm not into this Lohan thing so I'm asking is this is true:

She was a normal girl. She had her breasts augmented like 99.9% of celebs. Now she had those implants removed.

But why? Cause doctors said so?
 
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Minotauro

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Man, it's entertaining when people with absolutely zero chance of even getting within shouting distance of a celebrity try to use a minor thing like smoking as justification for not being interested in said celebrity.

Also, her boobs disappeared because she's been sick and she lost weight. She didn't have breast implants nor did she have breast implants removed.
 
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galeninjapan

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Minotauro said:
Man, it's entertaining when people with absolutely zero chance of even getting within shouting distance of a celebrity try to use a minor thing like smoking as justification for not being interested in said celebrity.

Also, her boobs disappeared because she's been sick and she lost weight. She didn't have breast implants nor did she have breast implants removed.
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Masterbation man ! MASTERBATION!!
 
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Kung Fu Jedi

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I always thought she was cute, but nothing too get too excited about. Never understood the fascination with this girl. Maybe she's just too young for me. :) Now Charlize Theron on the other hand... ;)
 
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whytemyke

Honorary Canadian.
Minotauro said:
Man, it's entertaining when people with absolutely zero chance of even getting within shouting distance of a celebrity try to use a minor thing like smoking as justification for not being interested in said celebrity.

Also, her boobs disappeared because she's been sick and she lost weight. She didn't have breast implants nor did she have breast implants removed.
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Man, it's entertaining when people try to stand up for celebrities when they have absolutely zero chance of even getting within shouting distance of them to try to use a minor thing like defending their honor on an internet forum as justification for being liked by said celebrity.

NO BREAST APOLOGISTS NEEDED!!! There's the door, now good day, sir!
 
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Boomer

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Minotauro said:
Man, it's entertaining when people with absolutely zero chance of even getting within shouting distance of a celebrity try to use a minor thing like smoking as justification for not being interested in said celebrity.
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I've turned down better looking chicks because they were smokers. That is my one rule that will never change, I'll never go out with a smoker. Also....

Minotauro said:
Also, her boobs disappeared because she's been sick and she lost weight. She didn't have breast implants nor did she have breast implants removed.
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:lol :lol :lol
 
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Minotauro

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TehPirate said:
Masterbation man ! MASTERBATION!!
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Hm, so the smoking disturbs your masturbation fantasies? Well, at least you're consistent...


whytemyke said:
Man, it's entertaining when people try to stand up for celebrities when they have absolutely zero chance of even getting within shouting distance of them to try to use a minor thing like defending their honor on an internet forum as justification for being liked by said celebrity.

NO BREAST APOLOGISTS NEEDED!!! There's the door, now good day, sir!
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Ignoring the fact that your version of what I said makes no sense, I'm really more of a smoking apologist. Aside from her sorta-big boobs, Lindsay Lohan does nothing for me.


Boomer said:
I've turned down better looking chicks because they were smokers. That is my one rule that will never change, I'll never go out with a smoker. Also....
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You sound like a real catch.
 
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whytemyke

Honorary Canadian.
Minotauro said:
Ignoring the fact that your version of what I said makes no sense, I'm really more of a smoking apologist. Aside from her sorta-big boobs, Lindsay Lohan does nothing for me.
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Ignoring the fact that you probably have low reading comprehension skills if you didn't understand what I wrote, I'm sure Ms. Lohan is soaking, knowing that someone as honorable as yourself is defending her name in an internet forum.
 
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Minotauro

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whytemyke said:
Ignoring the fact that you probably have low reading comprehension skills if you didn't understand what I wrote, I'm sure Ms. Lohan is soaking, knowing that someone as honorable as yourself is defending her name in an internet forum.
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Not ignoring the fact that you're a bothersome pest, I'm going to tell you to fuck off and die in lieu of futilely reiterating my original statement.
 
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whytemyke

Honorary Canadian.
Minotauro said:
Not ignoring the fact that you're a bothersome pest, I'm going to tell you to fuck off and die in lieu of futilely reiterating my original statement.
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hahaha, call me names, reiterate your statement, it doesn't matter. Here, I'll do it for you.

Minotauro the Great said:
Man, it's entertaining when people with absolutely zero chance of even getting within shouting distance of a celebrity try to use a minor thing like smoking as justification for not being interested in said celebrity.
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Now, you say that you were more or less acting as an apologist for smokers. Why, then, didn't you just direct your statement to the topic of smoking, as opposed taking a jab at everyone for slamming Lohan? Do you have some attatchment to Lohan? I'm just wondering here... because it seems to me that if you weren't trying to stand up for Lohan, then you wouldn't have brought up the point that people were slamming a celebrity. you'd have said from your ivory tower, something like "Man, it's entertaining when people with absolutely zero chance of getting within shouting distance of someone try to use a minor thing like smoking..." BUT YOU DIDNT! You specifically made the point that she's a celebrity! So tell me, my aspiring intellectual of a friend, why did you stick up for her and not smokers in general?

Who are you trying to impress?
 
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Boomer

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Minotauro said:
You sound like a real catch.
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Your sarcasm cuts right to my core. I like women who take care of themselves (this includes not smoking) and don't smell/taste disgusting. I guess you don't.
 
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Minotauro

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Ugh, this is getting tedious already.

whytemyke said:
hahaha, call me names, reiterate your statement, it doesn't matter. Here, I'll do it for you.

Now, you say that you were more or less acting as an apologist for smokers. Why, then, didn't you just direct your statement to the topic of smoking, as opposed taking a jab at everyone for slamming Lohan?
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Because it had nothing to do with her.

whytemyke the small said:
Do you have some attatchment to Lohan? I'm just wondering here... because it seems to me that if you weren't trying to stand up for Lohan, then you wouldn't have brought up the point that people were slamming a celebrity.
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And why is that? If I was really trying to stand up for Lindsay Lohan like you allege, I most likely wouldn't have made a generic statement about all celebrities.

whytemyke said:
you'd have said from your ivory tower, something like "Man, it's entertaining when people with absolutely zero chance of getting within shouting distance of someone try to use a minor thing like smoking..." BUT YOU DIDNT! You specifically made the point that she's a celebrity! So tell me, my aspiring intellectual of a friend, why did you stick up for her and not smokers in general?
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I didn't stick up for her specifically. My original statement was completely general. The fact that you've somehow twisted it into a defense of Lindsay Lohan is either evidence of my inability to express a clear thought or your ability to completely misinterpret peoples' statements.

whytemyke said:
Who are you trying to impress?
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You. Is it working?

Really, it has nothing to do with Lindsay Lohan. Provided that the person in question was a celebrity, I would've made the same statement regardless of who it was.

Boomer said:
Your sarcasm cuts right to my core. I like women who take care of themselves (this includes not smoking) and don't smell/taste disgusting. I guess you don't.
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I'm just saying that I wouldn't immediately dismiss someone just because of an irritating habit they might have.
 
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Boogie

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Minotauro said:
I'm just saying that I wouldn't immediately dismiss someone just because of an irritating habit they might have.
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For some people, it's more than an irritating habit, ie. myself, having asthma.
 
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Boomer

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Yeah really, and it doesn't even look like she's lost weight anywhere except in her tits. You've seen the scars, people.
 
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pj

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Boomer said:
You've seen the scars, people.
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I've seen that picture, that could just be a bad spray-on tan. Super-pale chicks like her live on fake tans. Plus, a celeb like her would probably have one of the fancy boob jobs, like through the armpit or belly button..
 
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