The successor to the monstrous bacon wrapped deep dish is here.
The new Deep Dish Pizza, only over 400 calories per slice!
http://littlecaesars.com/OurMenu/Limited-Time/StuffedCrustDEEP!DEEP!™DishPizza.aspx
Haven't tried it yet, but will have to in the foreseeable future
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/little-caesars-r-stuffed-crust-153246136.html