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[OmegaSupreme]

Tom Hanks looks horribly miscast imo. Then again this is just another movie that doesn't need to exist.

 

[jshackles]

 

[Zeroing]

No thanks.

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Refuse to click it.

 

[LordCBH]

 

[jorgejjvr]

he better say he's a real boy

 

[Sub_Level]

The only one of these live action adaptations I liked was Snow White & The Huntsman.

Only because K-Stew was pretty in it and it was just kind of a trashy, inoffensive 5/10 adventure romp that didn't try to copy the classic cartoon and instead did its own thing.

 

[dr_octagon]

They needed an actor to portray a wooden, souless character with an obvious sign when lying. Amber Heard would make a good Pinnochio.

 

[ManaByte]

The only one of these live action adaptations I liked was Snow White & The Huntsman.

Only because K-Stew was pretty in it and it was just kind of a trashy, inoffensive 5/10 adventure romp that didn't try to copy the classic cartoon and instead did its own thing.

Jungle Book and Aladdin are good. The rest are just meh, and Lion King is total shit.

 

[Zeroing]

The only one of these live action adaptations I liked was Snow White & The Huntsman.

Only because K-Stew was pretty in it and it was just kind of a trashy, inoffensive 5/10 adventure romp that didn't try to copy the classic cartoon and instead did its own thing.

It was not made by Disney... Contrary to popular believe, Disney does not own fairy tales.

 

[Sub_Level]

It was not made by Disney... Contrary to popular believe, Disney does not own fairy tales.

Oh. Makes sense, thats probably why I remember liking it. Solid popcorn flick to watch & forget.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Because, of course.

 

[chromhound]

Hell nah

 

[chromhound]

he better say he's a real boy

Non Binary...

 

[Sybrix]

Not for me

My 8 and 6 year old nephews will love it

 

[SJRB]

 

[Saiyan-Rox]

 

[Zeroing]

Not for me

My 8 and 6 year old nephews will love it

Do not do it, it is a trap, Disney will suck all their dreams and the parent's money... Also you will be hearing them singing the same damn song for 4 months.

 

[TGO]

Wow I'm surprised Disney got Jada in on this.

 

[Dirk Benedict]

Non Binary...

He identifies as "Cream Puff"

 

[Billbofet]

Will not click on this.
The cast looks ridiculous as well. Great in so many other things, but why this.......

 

[ItsGreat]

It doesn't look very magical. It looks grim like the French Connection or Taxi.

 

[newtypepilot]

it is a miracle! They manage to make Geppetto look like a masterpiece, starring Drew Carey!!

 

[NoLootBoxDev]

I won't accept anything less than this:

 

[ClosBSAS]

Holy balls...tom Hanks...and that...fairy...lol. the only decent live action Disney movie is lion king.

 

[Gifmaker]

Huh. Yeah, why not. I expect the children fun island to be pure nightmare fuel in live action, which is good because that means it will traumatize a whole new generation of little kids.

Can't wait tbh.

 

[dr_octagon]

Chet Hanks should have been the lead in this movie.

 

[EverydayBeast]

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Whoa I wasn't expecting Shaq at the end.

 

[K' Dash]

Bob Zemekis is directing this? now I have to watch it :/

 

[Dis]

Amber Heard as Pinnochio.

Lying bitch.

 

[RiccochetJ]

Robert Zemeckis has made some of my favorite movies of all time. He's also made that trio of movies (Polar Express, Beowulf, A Christmas Carol) that were off in an almost creepy uncanny valley. I wonder where this will wind up.

 

[jshackles]

and Lion King is total shit.

the only decent live action Disney movie is lion king.

 

[kruis]

WTF is this monstrosity?

 

[Husky]

This seems kinda goofy.
Pete's Dragon was the best Disney remake btw.

Someone please give Zemeckis a practical effects gig again.

 

[Bragr]

Hollywood wont sleep until every old movie has been dragged from its place and destroyed and exploited. Fuck is the point of this.

 

[Fbh]

G.I Jane is the fairy now?


Anyway, if I watch any new version of this it's going to be the Guillermo del Toro one.

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

Is it just me, or is Tom Hanks shine finally wearing off? He's losing that likeability factor to me for some reason.

 

[NoLootBoxDev]

This is the ending I expect coming from Disney:

 

[Kev Kev]

ill check it out. im done listening to anyones opinion on a movie, game or tv show. lion king wasnt great, and i didnt see any of the others, but im not just going to jump on the hate wagon. so many seem suspiciously eager to do that these days. im sorry guys but life is short and i want to be entertained, so ill actually watch it and form my own opinion. ill let you know how it goes

 

[jason10mm]

An english/portugese is portraying an Italian?!?!

CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!!!

 

[thefool]

Blue fairy lol.
That's just funny. It's so absurd it's funny.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Is it just me, or is Tom Hanks shine finally wearing off? He's losing that likeability factor to me for some reason.

What I find interesting is that he's never plays a full blown villain. It's all likeable roles for him

 

[Doom85]

Jungle Book and Aladdin are good. The rest are just meh, and Lion King is total shit.

Agreed, though I’d say Mulan’s remake also deserves the “shit” rating. Also Cruella was really good though that was a prequel rather than a remake (although the older remake of 101 Dalmatians was pretty good too mainly due to Glenn Close having the time of her life playing Cruella).

 

[Doom85]

What I find interesting is that he's never plays a full blown villain. It's all likeable roles for him

He’s played the bad guy a few times. Ladykillers and The Circle. Not seen either mind you, just did a quick Google check.

 

[El Pistolero]

If it is timeless, why the hell do you need to make a live version of it in the first place?

 

[DeceptiveAlarm]

Did I miss it or did they not show Pinocchio?

 

[bitbydeath]

They needed an actor to portray a wooden, souless character with an obvious sign when lying. Amber Heard would make a good Pinnochio.

Instead of the nose growing she could say.

 

[nikolino840]

 

[nikolino840]

Do not do it, it is a trap, Disney will suck all their dreams and the parent's money... Also you will be hearing them singing the same damn song for 4 months.

Or they dance like this