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Live Action Pinocchio Teaser Trailer
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Dirk Benedict
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Yes. Yes, that is correct.
nkarafo
Member
You mean that movie with the realistic looking animals that lack any kind of expression, which was the best thing about the original?
How?
Konnor
Member
ClosBSAS
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I said decent lol not good. It was their best live action, compared to the others it at least had some moments.
GymWolf
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Spaceman292
Banned
'I'm a real bitch'
kruis
Exposing the sinister cartel of retailers who allow companies to pay for advertising space.
"I'm a real boy" is a rather problematic statement these days. What's a real boy these days? Why can't girls be real boys? Does it mean that being a "real boy" is preferable to other self-identifications? Why can't Pinocchio be happy as a wooden non binary puppet?
Ohhh, I can see a scene where Geppetto is trying to attach a little wooden penis to Pinocchio. We have a shot from behind Pinocchio, between his legs. A little wooden wang falls to the floor. Geppetto sighs in frustration. Cut to Pinocchio reaching forward, placing his doll hand on Geppettos shoulder. "It's ok Papa, I'm STILL a real boy..."
Conversely, Pinocchio gets turned into a real kid, immediately whips it out and pees all over the nearest wall, "FINALLY, I'm a real boy!" as he slaps the rump of the closest girl doll.
I'm curious which direction Zemechis will go
Sub_Level
wants to fuck an Asian grill.
Chet Hanks should have been the lead in this movie.
AY YO ITS A REAL BOY SUMMER
Toots
Gold Member
RJMacready73
Banned
looks utterly terrible, to date the only ones i've enjoyed where Aladdin and the excellent Cruella
Ulysses 31
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But you know she'll end up being fine with killing pussies...
Dirk Benedict
Member
Calling it right now. "I'm a real person" Instead of "I'm a real boy"
Toots
Gold Member
One of the hardest ufc moment to witness. The violence (of the cringe) is still unmatched in the octagon
Dirk Benedict
Member
When you wish upon Worldstar
HA! HA!
Tieno
Member
Nah, ”I identity as a real boy”
RaptorGTA
Member
I am really confused by this trailer. Live action but with really random CGI that tries to be realistic but artistic? I will say I am not a fan of these ‘live-action’ remakes as it is just lazy rehashing. But wow this trailer was a mess.
Really surprised they didn’t tease either a close-up of Pinocchio or seeing his hand move. Make me think something is really wrong and they are working to fix it.
Really surprised they didn’t tease either a close-up of Pinocchio or seeing his hand move. Make me think something is really wrong and they are working to fix it.
Hammerite Zealot
Member
So far it looks more like Gepetto show and what's with that bald fairy? She can be non-binnary but she should be friendly not creepy looking.
PS Shrek's Piocchio is still the best one.
PS Shrek's Piocchio is still the best one.
Urban
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its for the "YES SLAY QUEEN" audienceWTF is this monstrosity?
TheInfamousKira
Reseterror Resettler
That black guy looks like a fairy.
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Ayyyy lmao
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Ayyyy lmao
thefool
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JordoftheDead
Member
I came in to say that I wish they would stop diminishing classics by rehashing them for a quick buck, then I saw the bald black Blue Fairy for a story set in 1820s Italy. Peak modern Disney, borderline satire.
John_Ryder
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Could have been Ezra Miller.WTF is this monstrosity?
