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Lohan Alert! Her music video is out...

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Baconäger

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jecclr2003 said:
Now kids, let's remember....

This is the internet... which means we all are dating/or married to models, have six figure jobs and are ripped like a sculpted Roamn god.

As opposed to the sterotype of being dorks who obsess over gaming box arts (why does this matter to some people? YOU PLAYING THE FUCKING GAME AND NOT THE BOX!) and the most trivial of shit.

For the record... 18 year old girls with a huge rack (albeit fake as hell) and loose morals? I'D HIT IT! TWICE! IN A ROW!

And show me ONE teenage girl that DOESNT have some blemishes to their skin.. ESCEPIALLY A NATURAL FUCKING REDHEAD. 9 out of 10 they WILL have freckles, that wouldn't detract me from sinking my battleship in her harbor!
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Well, you could make a total exaggeration about the little comment I made and come up with something dumb and baseless like that, or you could just accept the fact that some people don't find Lindsey Lohan attractive and wouldn't do her.

It's up to you and stuff though.
 
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belgurdo

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Ninja Scooter said:
what's disturbing about it? She's of age!


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"If there's grass on the field...PLAY BALL!"
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Maybe he likes his fields freshly seeded, then?

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Baconäger

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=W= said:
No, you pretty distinctly implied that the problem was with her being an 18 year old girl, further implying that said fawners were "disturbing", as if to be likened to pedophiles. Then you changed your argument to her being unattractive (which I happen to agree with [though she does have a great rack] but that's not the point). Should have gotten out then, but you chose to try to defend yourself and now you're just a big flip-flopper. Like John Kerry. John Bacon Kerry.
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Yeah, I meant to add unattractive in the sentence. That was my bad.

Still, I do find the age thing odd, since I'm pretty sure a lot of the people here are over the age of 20 (though I could be wrong...). I'm barley 20 and think an 18 year old is too young for me.

This goes back to the whole me having a different opinion thing though.
 
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nitewulf

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Bacon said:
Odd, disturbing, same difference. And I'm not really surprised that people here think I'm "prude" for not liking some girl with big boobs and bad skin. Still, I should have known better.

Don't worry, the next time some generic pop queen has a video where she's wearing a low cut top, I'll stay out of that thread.
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no you doofus, everybody thinks you're a prude because of your initial comment insinuating her being too young, when in fact she is clearly legal.
 
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Baconäger

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Whoops! I didn't know that if someone was technically "legal" they weren't allowed to be viewed as "too young" by someone else. Again, my bad.
 
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nitewulf

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Bacon said:
Whoops! I didn't know that if someone was technically "legal" they weren't allowed to be viewed as "too young" by someone else. Again, my bad.
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you are allowed to do whatever! but we are also allowed to view you as a "prude" for your comments, get it??
action ----> reaction!
 
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Ryck

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Bacon said:
Yeah, I meant to add unattractive in the sentence. That was my bad.

Still, I do find the age thing odd, since I'm pretty sure a lot of the people here are over the age of 20 (though I could be wrong...). I'm barley 20 and think an 18 year old is too young for me.

This goes back to the whole me having a different opinion thing though.
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Well yeah your intitled to your opinion everyone is but you see this thread with people drooling all over her and then state your opinion ( which your intitled to ) but you imply that it's somehow odd or bad that all these people find her attractive just because you don't, that's where the problem lies, She's not my cup of tea either nor is wrestling for example but I don't pop into those threads and knock people who do...and even if I did I wouldn't be surprised to get a negative reaction. COMMON SENSE basically....
 
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Baconäger

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karasu said:
Too young for who exactly? This is a gaming forum, you think everyone here is 46?
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Me, for one. Probably for a lot of other people here too (in my opinion...).

nitewulf said:
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you are allowed to do whatever! but we are also allowed to view you as a "prude" for your comments, get it??
action ----> reaction!
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Yeah, I get it. It's just that me thinking an 18 year old girl is too young for people makes sense, where people viewing me as "prude" for having that opinion is illogical.

Ryck said:
Well yeah your intitled to your opinion everyone is but you see this thread with people drooling all over her and then state your opinion ( which your intitled to ) but you imply that it's somehow odd or bad that all these people find her attractive just because you don't, that's where the problem lies, She's not my cup of tea either nor is wrestling for example but I don't pop into those threads and knock people who do...and even if I did I wouldn't be surprised to get a negative reaction. COMMON SENSE basically....
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Odd doesn't equal bad.

And for like the fifth time, I'm not surprised. But as I said before, this will probably be the last time I post in one of these threads.
 
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duderon

rollin' in the gutter
OK Bacon, you stated your opinion, now GET OUT. I need some direct feed goodness. Come on, one gaffer must have the direct feed.

I need to see them titties @_@
 
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Ryck

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Bacon said:
Whoops! I didn't know that if someone was technically "legal" they weren't allowed to be viewed as "too young" by someone else. Again, my bad.
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Yes you did, you just wanted to start some shit and you did.....
 
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mightynine

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Jesus Christ, people, we're losing sight of the fact that dem titties is PHAT PHAT and ALL THAT

Question: since she's in an elevator, does that mean she's been demasked?
 
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Ryck

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Bacon said:
That even though she is legal she could be still be viewed as too young for some people?
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So you find her unattractive due to her age?

oh btw..true odd does not equal bad but disturbing does...
 
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AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
I'll be 20 in May. And allow me to say that I'd fuck the living shit out of her.

That is all.
 
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Ryck

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Bacon said:
Um, that's part of it. Why does it matter?
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She's not going to look very different when she's 20, 21,22 maybe 25 and up but either way....I still don't see how that can disturb you as if you were un aware that older guys are attracted to 18-19 year old girls...
 
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Baconäger

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Ryck said:
She's not going to look very different when she's 20, 21,22 maybe 25 and up but either way....I still don't see how that can disturb you as if you were un aware that older guys are attracted to 18-19 year old girls...
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Yeah, and she probably looked about the same when she was 16...
 
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Che

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Bacon said:
It's pretty disturbing how you're all fawning of an 18 year old girl...
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It's OK we'll wait till she's 90. And when she becomes 100 and die she might be allowed to have sex (ooooh did I say the forbidden word?), too.
 
Brofist

Brofist

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Bacon don't you think you came in here a bit strongly opinionated? I mean this is for all intents and purposes an anonymous message board, you really don't know the people posting. If you were with your friends you could joke with them, tell them she's too young..etc..but here?

I mean it's good you stick to your standards, but you kinda got to the point where you started pushing your ideals on other people a little too much.
 
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Baconäger

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kpop100 said:
I mean it's good you stick to your standards, but you kinda got to the point where you started pushing your ideals on other people a little too much.
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No I didn't. I repeatedly said I thought it was fine and that they could continue doing it, but that I think she's too young.

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It's pretty disturbing that having freckles now means having "bad skin"...
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Freckles are fine, and are the least of her worries as far as skin concerns go. She also had sun poisoning at one time.
 
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RobotChant

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Don't worry guys, Bacon's probably just turn off by the populous and overt sexuality of Lohan. It happens to the best of us. No straight man would ever turn that down in real life.

The only strike against her is that she is probably dumb. For me personally, that would be the biggest turn off.
 
ManaByte

ManaByte

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and bad skin.
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See..

And show me ONE teenage girl that DOESNT have some blemishes to their skin.. ESCEPIALLY A NATURAL FUCKING REDHEAD. 9 out of 10 they WILL have freckles, that wouldn't detract me from sinking my battleship in her harbor!
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Odds are, Bacon has never seen a natural (i.e. NOT a dye job) redhead in his life. The freckles add to the hottness as it's evidence towards her being a natural redhead.
 
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Baconäger

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Wow, it's like I could say "freckles are fine" a million fucking times and you guys still wouldn't understand what I was saying.

Jesus.
 
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hXc_thugg

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Yeah, I'm only 18 and I don't really find Lohan that attractive. Not that age has anything to do with it or anything.

I'd still fuck her though, just because of who she is. It would be rough too, and we would listen to The Faint.
 
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golem

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not sure if its been mentioned, but there is a bt link on the site with stars exploding under the previous day's music
 
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J2 Cool

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*sigh* Happens to every pop teen. They crack. They all just crack. Then every other lyric is "let me just live", "I'm not a girl anymore", "I can't live under this pressure, Im a human being!", "I want to bang hot guys, a lot of them, on a regular basis, from every angle. Is that too much to ask?!". Then they start throwing that stuff in music videos and take off more and more clothes the following video. It's not a bad cycle I suppose. It's just, I miss the sweet little girl we all knew in Parent Trap. Don't you?? :(

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(and what happened to her twin?)
 
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hXc_thugg

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I remember watching that movie when I was younger and thinking to myself; "Hey myself, that looks like your cousin." Not so much anymore.

True story.
 
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sprsk

force push the doodoo rock
after watching the video i can say with confidence, the breasts are definitely fake.
 
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