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LOL...Britney hurt Kevin's feelings

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MIMIC

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Britney Spears had some harsh advice for her hubby regarding his nascent singing career: Don’t get your hopes up.

Kevin Federline recently brought home some music he’d recorded and he played it for Spears, according to the new issue of In Touch Weekly.

His efforts were “greeted with hurtful laughter from his superstar wife, who was unimpressed,” reports the mag. “She said his debut CD might sell ‘a hundred, maybe a thousand’ copies if he was lucky,’” an “insider” told the mag, who added, “Kevin looked really hurt.”
MSNBC

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"K-Fed? BWAHAHAHAHAHA! You need to Fed-ex that shit back where it came from!"



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"That hurt, yo."


EDIT: Now you can laugh along with Britney!
 

whytemyke

Honorary Canadian.
if anyone knows about the bare minimums of the music industry, it's britney. her entire career was built by corporate executives to guarantee a certain amount of sales, so i'd say she's a pretty good source on how bad you can get away with being while still selling music.

kevin is fucked, anyways. i'd normally give a guy that got dogged like that from his woman to just leave her, but he's fucking britney spears so the rules are a bit skewed.
 

pnjtony

Member
They could sell a sex image with Britney (jailbait sex but hey) they can only sell white trash with Kevin. Maybe he can join the Blue Collar Tour and talk shit about her while gitting her done and handing her a sign.
 

AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Yes, because the magazine obviously has set up recording devices in their house so that they could record even the most insignificant bullshit and publish it as news. Anybody who believes this really would really have to be naive.

I hate the two of them just as much as the next guy, but damn this is just too much.
 
Both seem trashy, but that's still low on Britney's part. In other news: why does shit like this get posted as news? Who the hell cares what some idiots do. Ugh. Celebrity worshipping.
 

MIMIC

Banned
ManDudeChild said:
Both seem trashy, but that's still low on Britney's part. In other news: why does shit like this get posted as news? Who the hell cares what some idiots do. Ugh. Celebrity worshipping.

:lol It's in the gossip section.
 

AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
ManDudeChild said:
Hey, don't you point out me not paying attention, only I may point out me not paying att.... what word was I about to type?

Penis. Paying penis.
 
Old news, but thanks for showing other people. Its just a matter of time before thier marriage is over and i know some people who wanna swoop in.

I heard about it , from dudes up the street from me who use to work with Mrs. Spears, we all had a good laugh about it, because like i said, thier marriage aint gonna last. Stuff like that, happens all the time. :lol
 

Ollie Pooch

In a perfect world, we'd all be homersexual
how would they possibly know thats what happened? :lol

but if it is true, she's probably right :p
 

eLGee

Member
dot-Nick said:
I'm a music snob, and I love Britney Spears.

contradictory

con·tra·dic·to·ry [kòntrə díktəree]
adjective
1. inconsistent: inconsistent either within itself or in relation to others
2. opposing: holding or consisting of an opposite view
3. argumentative: tending to take opposite views


-con·tra·dic·to·ri·ly, , adverb
-con·tra·dic·to·ri·ness, , noun
 

Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
eLGee said:
contradictory

con·tra·dic·to·ry [kòntrə díktəree]
adjective
1. inconsistent: inconsistent either within itself or in relation to others
2. opposing: holding or consisting of an opposite view
3. argumentative: tending to take opposite views


-con·tra·dic·to·ri·ly, , adverb
-con·tra·dic·to·ri·ness, , noun
:lol :lol :lol
 

Link1110

Member
I don't know how bad he is, but no music could possibly be worse than Britney's. "I'm a Slave 4 u" will go down in history as the worst song ever recorded.
 

Kintaro

Worships the porcelain goddess
Wait, wasn't she like all about promoting him and building him up as this hot new thing? She has the kid, figures out "oh shit, I need to make some money myself!" then bitch slaps his shit?

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"Cold Blooded!"
 

Kieyran

Member
Link1110 said:
I don't know how bad he is, but no music could possibly be worse than Britney's. "I'm a Slave 4 u" will go down in history as the worst song ever recorded.

Well, looks like someone proved you wrong.
 

Mau ®

Member
Well she completely right. Have you guys listened to the guy's first single, its downright a.w.f.u.l.

And Britney's music is not that bad, she's released some worthwhile singles like "Toxic" and "Everytime", probably much better than the "hip hop" trash that plagues the Top 40. And have you guys listened to her new single off her remix album, it reminds of Madonna in a way, its extremely atmospheric.
 

BarneyBP

Member
Whoah, whoah, whoah.

Well she completely right. Have you guys listened to the guy's first single, its downright a.w.f.u.l.

And Britney's music is not that bad, she's released some worthwhile singles like "Toxic" and "Everytime", probably much better than the "hip hop" trash that plagues the Top 40. And have you guys listened to her new single off her remix album, it reminds of Madonna in a way, its extremely atmospheric.

Did you derive your forum name from her album?

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Mau ®

Member
Did you derive your forum name from her album?

LOL yeah actually I did. Not that Im a big spears fan or anything but I do buy alot of albums (some hobbie of mine) and I'm a big fan of her song "Toxic" that I decided WTH and I bought her album hehe... it was actually a pretty good album now that I remember it it had like 6 awesome songs, some which never became singles which was one of the worst crimes in mainstream music ever. I remember there was a Moby produced song which was pretty good, very atmospheric stuff.

And I really liked the name of the album so...
 

MIMIC

Banned
inthezone said:
LOL yeah actually I did. Not that Im a big spears fan or anything but I do buy alot of albums (some hobbie of mine) and I'm a big fan of her song "Toxic" that I decided WTH and I bought her album hehe... it was actually a pretty good album now that I remember it it had like 6 awesome songs, some which never became singles which was one of the worst crimes in mainstream music ever. I remember there was a Moby produced song which was pretty good, very atmospheric stuff.

And I really liked the name of the album so...

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inthezone said:
LOL yeah actually I did. Not that Im a big spears fan or anything but I do buy alot of albums (some hobbie of mine) and I'm a big fan of her song "Toxic" that I decided WTH and I bought her album hehe... it was actually a pretty good album now that I remember it it had like 6 awesome songs, some which never became singles which was one of the worst crimes in mainstream music ever. I remember there was a Moby produced song which was pretty good, very atmospheric stuff.

And I really liked the name of the album so...
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Best GAF post in a long time.
 

Leatherface

Member
inthezone said:
LOL yeah actually I did. Not that Im a big spears fan or anything but I do buy alot of albums (some hobbie of mine) and I'm a big fan of her song "Toxic" that I decided WTH and I bought her album hehe... it was actually a pretty good album now that I remember it it had like 6 awesome songs, some which never became singles which was one of the worst crimes in mainstream music ever. I remember there was a Moby produced song which was pretty good, very atmospheric stuff.

And I really liked the name of the album so...


:lol
 

impirius

Member
Guzim said:
I will buy a copy to prove her wrong!
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FEDERLINE IS HERE
AND HE'S REALLY MAD
FEDERLINE IS HERE AND HE'S REALLY AN-GRYYYY

BRITNEY SPEARS MADE FUN
OF HIS HOT NEW SONG
GO AND BUY A COPY JUST TO PROVE HER WROOOOOONG
 
Haters be damned!

Toxic is a great song. And, you people need to stop fronting: if you had a chance to bang Britney you'd be jumping all over it.

Kevin will always be a P-I-M-P in my eyes. The man is basically a dancing bum who's married to Britney Spears. His pimp skills aren't nearly as advanced as Steddman's, but he's still good.
 
PhoenixDark said:
Haters be damned!

Toxic is a great song. And, you people need to stop fronting: if you had a chance to bang Britney you'd be jumping all over it.

Kevin will always be a P-I-M-P in my eyes. The man is basically a dancing bum who's married to Britney Spears. His pimp skills aren't nearly as advanced as Steddman's, but he's still good.

PhoenixDark said:
What the heck happened to her? She used to be pretty hot, but now...UGH.

Toxic is a great song, tho.
 

atomsk

Party Pooper
you know, i never thought the internet would bring me something funnier than avril trying to sing chop suey...

but damn, that did it :lol
 

MIMIC

Banned
:lol :lol It made the news!

Yo! K-Fed — make that Daddy— in the house!
Track from Federline's new album surfaces on Internet to comic response

NEW YORK - The dawn of Kevin Federline's hip-hop career has begun, though it remains to be seen if it will last past breakfast.

A track by Federline was posted on the Internet by Disco D, the producer of his upcoming album, "The Truth," to be released next year.

Though the song has since been taken off Disco D's Web site, it has popped up elsewhere, giving a glimpse of Mr. Britney Spears' rhyming, um, abilities.

"Back then, they called me K-Fed, but you can call me Daddy instead," he intones in the chorus of "Y'all Ain't Ready."

Over an industrial beat reminiscent of Kelis' "Milkshake," Federline represents himself as a brash, newsworthy figure ahead of his time. "People always asking me when's the release date / Well, baby you can wait and see, until then all these Pavarottis followin' me," he raps, nicknaming paparazzi after the Italian opera singer.

Tabloids might remark that their photographers are actually focused on his pop star wife. Before meeting Spears, Federline's career was mostly limited to backup dancing. The couple wed last year and had a son in September.

Already garnering comparisons to Vanilla Ice, Federline's album appears destined for late-night punch lines. But the 27-year-old does anticipate some backlash from his musical pursuits: "My prediction is that y'all gonna hate on the style we create, straight 2008."
MSNBC
 

LordMaji

Member
hahah

His shit sux, I hope people make so much fun of him he disapears and Brittney fades away also.

Then 5yrs after, Brit ends up in Play Boy for extra cash. :lol
 

Error

Jealous of the Glory that is Johnny Depp
sad thing is to be told by someone that makes shit music that the your music is shit :O

that's what was really hurt K-Fed :lol
 

MIMIC

Banned
Error2k4 said:
sad thing is to be told by someone that makes shit music that the your music is shit :O

that's what was really hurt K-Fed :lol

Well, Britney Spears's music appeals mostly to young girls. Kevin's music would appeal to....ummm....late night talk shows. :)
 
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