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[Smokey]

Unless you work on a farm you don't need to use soap.

O stank ass

 

[Khaos Kontrol]

Wash Cloth.

 

[wisdom0wl]

Is this one of those GAF threads where someone is eventually gonna say they only shower once a week?

 

[jwk94]

What do you think the 👍 means



I don't...lol...my little microscopic buddies make me stronger

Ay man, that's gross.

 

[Epcott]

Two pair of exfoliating gloves: One pair for the face, the other for the body and nether realm.

 

[necrolysis]

Have you ever tried different scented soaps? I personally love the way Dove For Men's Aqua Impact and Clean Comfort smell.

My other half will not let me wash with anything but Dove Clean Comfort. Even have the matching Deodorant. She loves the stuff lol.

 

[The Lamp]

Literally never had a single problem...

not even remotely.

My asshole is a man.

Great to hear. That doesn't make what I said untrue. And I have had irritation there from when I started working out. My dermatologist told me people shouldn't wash those sensitive areas with regular soap. It can dry and cause irritation and make it more prone to infection with the sweat, heat, and bacteria there. So I use cetaphil, as recommended by dermatologists for the face and private areas.

 

[How About No]

Ay man, that's gross.

im reminded to replace it every time a hygiene thread pops up, if that helps

:[

 

[jwk94]

My other half will not let me wash with anything but Dove Clean Comfort. Even have the matching Deodorant. She loves the stuff lol.

Your other half has good taste! I regularly swap between Clean and Comfort and Aqua Impact (mostly because I can never remember which one I'm out of and they look the same). They're the best soap I've ever used. Coming back to the shower and smelling that scent is a weird treat lol.

 

[Media]

Poofy plus a great smelling body wash.

 

[Biske]

Great to hear. That doesn't make what I said untrue. And I have had irritation there from when I started working out. My dermatologist told me people shouldn't wash those sensitive areas with regular soap. It can dry and cause irritation and make it more prone to infection with the sweat, heat, and bacteria there. So I use cetaphil, as recommended by dermatologists for the face and private areas.

I don't doubt that, you gotta protect yourself.

This being an ass washing thread on neogaf, I'm slightly more inclined for comedy.

 

[Ovid]

For those that use a rag in their crack, do you wash it after you're done showering?

 

[PingPongvonLaserstein]

Cloth on my face, lather puff thing (does they have an actual name?) on my body. Oh, and one of those bamboo back scrubbers.

 

[FinalStageBoss]

I use my hands with bar of soap and liquid body wash.

Had a loofah once it was ok.

 

[Earthbound64]

Wash clothes seem so...medieval to me lol.

You don't wash your clothes?

 

[jwk94]

You don't wash your clothes?

Wasn't there a person on here who just bought new white t-shirts instead of washing them?

 

[LQX]

A warm to medium hot rinse is all you need to kill the germs and get the grime off. No soap needed and a wash cloth might retain the germs.

 

[Earthbound64]

Wasn't there a person on here who just bought new white t-shirts instead of washing them?

This is GAF - it wouldn't surprise me.

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

A warm to medium hot rinse is all you need to kill the germs and get the grime off. No soap needed and a wash cloth might retain the germs.

We don't have that magic Canadian warm water that kills germs here in America.

 

[Evil Monkey DTT]

Soap and a washcloth is the perfect combo.

 

[Nesotenso]

shower gel.

just can't use soap bars.

 

[Marky Mark]

I don't get people who do this or use their hands. I never feel clean afterwards.

Hands only. You need to get in there with your fingernails but no problems with feeling clean.

 

[Ibuki]

I didn't see myself entering this thread to find some shower scientists, what the fuck.

 

[Affeinvasion]

I didn't see myself entering this thread to find some shower scientists, what the fuck.

That's the fun thing about science is that it applies to everything.

 

[NipplesAndToes23]

 

[serenewarfare]

For those that use a rag in their crack, do you wash it after you're done showering?

Of course. I never use the same towels multiple times without washing them first.

 

[CrocMother]

Loofah the body, rag for the face, hands for the crack. In that order.

If you wash your asshole with wash cloth do you just change it every time?

I like to feel around down there to make sure I get every nook and cranny.

 

[TheOMan]

Well - this is disturbing:

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/loofah-clean-healthy_n_5613734

:/

Basically, the people that use their hands and soap are right. Everyone else is wrong.

 

[Hispanic! At the Disco]

Just body wash with my hands. I dont want whatever was on my body living on my bar/cloth/loofah till the next wash!

 

[jwk94]

My coworker and I had a good laugh after he told me that this was true for his family.

 

[Earthbound64]

hands for the crack.

[...]

I like to feel around down there to make sure I get every nook and cranny.

...
Right...

 

[Doctoglethorpe]

Well - this is disturbing:

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/loofah-clean-healthy_n_5613734

:/

Basically, the people that use their hands and soap are right. Everyone else is wrong.

No, the people who use the same loofah or scrunchie for a year straight are wrong. And that should be obvious. The same could be said about tooth brushes.

 

[ginger ninja]

Neither. Happy to see I am not the only one. I am still not sure whey people need those when they have perfectly good hands to use with Liquid soap.

 

[CosmicGroinPull]

A back brush for my back, metal bristle brush for my balls, hands for the rest.

 

[TheUzukiLives]

Well - this is disturbing:

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/loofah-clean-healthy_n_5613734

:/

Basically, the people that use their hands and soap are right. Everyone else is wrong.

 

[disappeared]

Well - this is disturbing:

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/loofah-clean-healthy_n_5613734

:/

Basically, the people that use their hands and soap are right. Everyone else is wrong.

God dammit.

I like my scrubby

back to hand washing

 

[jwk94]

No, the people who use the same loofah or scrunchie for a year straight are wrong. And that should be obvious. The same could be said about tooth brushes.

These people don't wash their stuff?!

 

[7DollarHagane]

The correct answer is bar soap with a wash cloth that gets used once before being laundered with bleach added.

Filthy using your hands to clean your butt and crotch.

 

[IdreamofHIME]

Shower puff

Filthy using your hands to clean your butt and crotch.

I think this is a statement of how filthy you are yourself.

 

[titiklabingapat]

Water and soap is more than adequate. Everything else is just intentional torture for your skin.

 

[7DollarHagane]

Shower puff





I think this is a statement of how filthy you are yourself.

??

 

[How About No]

Well - this is disturbing:

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/loofah-clean-healthy_n_5613734

:/

Basically, the people that use their hands and soap are right. Everyone else is wrong.

Well RIP me

 

[Lucumo]

Shower gel and large breasts (washcloths being the alternative) work decently fine.

 

[Shauni]

Wash Cloths and Loofahs? Some of you for real? Pretty sure the Victorian era is over, we don't have to have a bunch of fancy nonsense that is just there for 'proper' looks anymore. You use soap and water, maybe some special soap for your ass if you get irritated, and you move on.

 

[SelfCon]

Still fucks me up when I hear people say that they only use soap/hands. That ain't cleaning yo self, bruh. #teamwashcloth

 

[Sami+]

I was a loofah man my whole life but my mom gave me these exfoliating gloves a few years back that are basically loofahs you wear and they're fucking rad. Super convenient and easy, I like those better now.

Otherwise though yeah loofahs.

 

[Shauni]

Loofah gloves? Lordy, I've heard it all

 

[Sami+]

Loofah gloves? Lordy, I've heard it all

Hey man I woulda said the same thing

but don't knock it til you try it

shit's the bomb

 

[shawnbuddy]

Wash cloth, usually with body wash. Gets you cleaner. They're only unsanitary if you reuse them. You're supposed to wash them after each use.

 

[Gamble]

I use just a bar of soap like god intended.


Filthy animals.

This