"You gonna let me sit on your lap. Heh. You wish--I know what happened last time."
I love that they keep referring to this "Ramon" guy who loves dressing as Santa and who generally fucks with the other guards by dressing up lol.
A lot of my favourites, that I have a hard time finding video of are listed here:
I've always been a sucker for good dialogue. It's why I enjoy Tarantino movies, shows like Justified, etc. In the Paris level of the recently-released
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Excerpt from that page:
That NPC may look concerned, but trust me, he gives zero fucks.
Certain player actions cause NPC reactions.
I was caught dragging a body, which prompted "How about you show some respect? He's not a sack of potatoes!" This led to a fistfight with a guard, whose buddy came running up in the middle of it and said, "Yeah, get 'em Steve!" I promptly knocked Steve out, so his buddy said, "It's okay; next time, Steve" and then shot me in the face.
Later, when I punched a guy within earshot of another guard, he wondered aloud, "Did I just hear somebody open up a can of whoopass?" Then I bailed out of a window onto a ledge and an NPC caught me hanging there, who hilariously deadpanned "Don't do it; you have so much to live for." The voice work and delivery is great overall, but that line in particular was perfect.
One of the best is when a guard sees you doing stupid stuff like continually taking cover or throwing items around within his FOV he might say:
"Are you retarded? You have to tell me if you are!"