royox
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Ok here comes big text but I need to express myself after this (I really don't know if the tag should be LTTP or RTTP...don't get the difference lol).
Some months ago, in one of the FFXIV FanFestivals FFXIV players received this news directly from Yoko Taro and YoshiP "FF Shadowbringers will feature a whole crossover adventure (alliance Raid, content for 24 players) based on Nier Automata AND it would be considered Canon to Nier's plot and playing Automata would be mandatory to understand the plot, bosses, characters, locations, etc.
So suddently I, FFXIV player, decided it was the best moment to play that "best game ever" so many people was talking about months/a year ago because I want to play the Raid knowing 100% of what's happening. So I asked a friend about the game, what's the best version to play, how many hours can it take to end the game, etc.
So I got the game in Steam Sales (less than 15$) and got started totally unknowing even what kind of game I just got (to that moment I was 100% it was a "bayonetta-like" Hack and Slash and my info was that "IT HAS THE BEST OST EVER")
So I start playing (after 1 hour searching for patches and shit to make the game run properly at 60fps 1080p cause the developers are shit).
I'm playing with a cutie, 2B, the cutie of all the videos of this game I remember, the cutie of the nice butt. First level is fun, first I play with a gundam-like suit and then I reach the floor and it becomes the "H&S I was expecting it to be".
Mashing the 2 attack buttons and timing my dodges I end the "tutorial level" and bla bla bla bla bla got dropped into an OPEN WORLD GAME. What the actual fuck...IT EVEN HAS SIDEQUESTS!!!!
So i'm playing this game, that to this point has nothing special, gameplay is simple as hell, enemies are very simple and the only think that keeps me playing is my friend telling me "it gets better! keep playing".
Ok reach some interesting point where Adam makes his entrance and I get a little hooked into the story...totally expecting now a big plot twist. I keep playing, the gameplay now is boring as hell mashing the same button all the way, OST keeps not being "that awesome", boss battles are nothing special, graphics are horrible and the open world is horrible too). I force myself to keep playing cause the FFXIV raid.
Almost by accident I reach the final boss in like 10 hours. I'm surprised, friend said it was like 25h long game if I didn't care much about side stuff. Credits roll, got a message at the end "HEY IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE KEEP PLAYING!!"
"Ok" i think "we will keep playing". This time I'm playing as 9S and after a short introduction I find myself playing THE.EXACT.SAME.GAME.AGAIN but with worse gameplay (9S only has 1 attack button, he's weak AF and his way to deal with strong enemies is by the pirate minigame).
I ask my friend about this "hey i'm replaying what I did but now with 9S but it's...literally the same I did with 2B....is that normal??" "YES YES!! Keep playing!! It keeps better". So I kept playing the same exact levels and bosses as I did with 2B. Reach the obvious point where I'm guessing I will have diferent stuff to do and everything is the pirate minigame big version and controlling enemies that have the worst gameplay ever opening my way in a level I played before with 2B. I still don't get any intertest in the plot or much new stuff to get hoocked on the game. The plot twist you uncover as 9S is boring and predictable.
Reach final boss, same as before with 2B, credits roll. During credits shit happens "oh finally a surprise!!!". Credits are interrupted and the story keeps going. I'm 16 hours in of the game and I got the "YOKO TARO PRESENTS: NIER AUTOMATA" screen like the last 15 hours were just a precuel and the game starts now. . I feel trolled, ask my friend again, he insist on the "keep playing it will get much better!!" and I want to know everything I can so I get all the references on FFXIV so I keep playing.
Again with 2B, shit happens, i'm 9S now, BIG shit happens and I'm given the next trolling, a big tower rises and I'm getting a full screen with "NIER AUTOMATA" as if this was the first minutes of a game or movie. Ok so all I did before was totally a precuel and the game begins now.
I reach the part where I can choose between A2 and 9S, bla bla bla, I end the game once and I'm still unimpressed. Ask my friend again, he says "repeat the ending chosing the other character!!" I do that, get another ending, credits roll, game becomes a bullet hell against the credits, i die some times, get some messages from other players, only the credits theme and my faith that something spectacular has to happen after surviving this shit keep me trying, I end up getting help from other players. Game ends, get a 1 minute cutscene with the "real ending".
Afer that I get a message from the game "wanna help other players?"
"Yes"
"gonna erase your data, wanna keep helping?"
"Yes" (of course it's a bluff and it's not gonna erase my data"
Game proceeds to erase all my data.
Game ends.
Dafuk face but I don't even care.
Game ended and it never got better.
It only leaves me with one big question: what did I miss to feel this game was mediocre? I'm usually into this kind of weird games with a big twist or trolling but the story was so boring, the characters so boring, whe open world so bad, the graphics weren't even good, the gameplay has been the same since first second till the last minute...and I keep reading it's one of the best games of the generation, that it's so deep and so well done....and the worst of it is that my friend kept saying "it's going to get better!!! keep playing!!". I didn't even like the characters and only had a little <gasp> when they reveal the real purpose of 2B.
The best thing of this game for me is literally the OST...OF THE FFXIV RAID!!
Come on hear this, it's amazing
Some months ago, in one of the FFXIV FanFestivals FFXIV players received this news directly from Yoko Taro and YoshiP "FF Shadowbringers will feature a whole crossover adventure (alliance Raid, content for 24 players) based on Nier Automata AND it would be considered Canon to Nier's plot and playing Automata would be mandatory to understand the plot, bosses, characters, locations, etc.
So suddently I, FFXIV player, decided it was the best moment to play that "best game ever" so many people was talking about months/a year ago because I want to play the Raid knowing 100% of what's happening. So I asked a friend about the game, what's the best version to play, how many hours can it take to end the game, etc.
So I got the game in Steam Sales (less than 15$) and got started totally unknowing even what kind of game I just got (to that moment I was 100% it was a "bayonetta-like" Hack and Slash and my info was that "IT HAS THE BEST OST EVER")
So I start playing (after 1 hour searching for patches and shit to make the game run properly at 60fps 1080p cause the developers are shit).
I'm playing with a cutie, 2B, the cutie of all the videos of this game I remember, the cutie of the nice butt. First level is fun, first I play with a gundam-like suit and then I reach the floor and it becomes the "H&S I was expecting it to be".
Mashing the 2 attack buttons and timing my dodges I end the "tutorial level" and bla bla bla bla bla got dropped into an OPEN WORLD GAME. What the actual fuck...IT EVEN HAS SIDEQUESTS!!!!
So i'm playing this game, that to this point has nothing special, gameplay is simple as hell, enemies are very simple and the only think that keeps me playing is my friend telling me "it gets better! keep playing".
Ok reach some interesting point where Adam makes his entrance and I get a little hooked into the story...totally expecting now a big plot twist. I keep playing, the gameplay now is boring as hell mashing the same button all the way, OST keeps not being "that awesome", boss battles are nothing special, graphics are horrible and the open world is horrible too). I force myself to keep playing cause the FFXIV raid.
Almost by accident I reach the final boss in like 10 hours. I'm surprised, friend said it was like 25h long game if I didn't care much about side stuff. Credits roll, got a message at the end "HEY IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE KEEP PLAYING!!"
"Ok" i think "we will keep playing". This time I'm playing as 9S and after a short introduction I find myself playing THE.EXACT.SAME.GAME.AGAIN but with worse gameplay (9S only has 1 attack button, he's weak AF and his way to deal with strong enemies is by the pirate minigame).
I ask my friend about this "hey i'm replaying what I did but now with 9S but it's...literally the same I did with 2B....is that normal??" "YES YES!! Keep playing!! It keeps better". So I kept playing the same exact levels and bosses as I did with 2B. Reach the obvious point where I'm guessing I will have diferent stuff to do and everything is the pirate minigame big version and controlling enemies that have the worst gameplay ever opening my way in a level I played before with 2B. I still don't get any intertest in the plot or much new stuff to get hoocked on the game. The plot twist you uncover as 9S is boring and predictable.
Reach final boss, same as before with 2B, credits roll. During credits shit happens "oh finally a surprise!!!". Credits are interrupted and the story keeps going. I'm 16 hours in of the game and I got the "YOKO TARO PRESENTS: NIER AUTOMATA" screen like the last 15 hours were just a precuel and the game starts now. . I feel trolled, ask my friend again, he insist on the "keep playing it will get much better!!" and I want to know everything I can so I get all the references on FFXIV so I keep playing.
Again with 2B, shit happens, i'm 9S now, BIG shit happens and I'm given the next trolling, a big tower rises and I'm getting a full screen with "NIER AUTOMATA" as if this was the first minutes of a game or movie. Ok so all I did before was totally a precuel and the game begins now.
I reach the part where I can choose between A2 and 9S, bla bla bla, I end the game once and I'm still unimpressed. Ask my friend again, he says "repeat the ending chosing the other character!!" I do that, get another ending, credits roll, game becomes a bullet hell against the credits, i die some times, get some messages from other players, only the credits theme and my faith that something spectacular has to happen after surviving this shit keep me trying, I end up getting help from other players. Game ends, get a 1 minute cutscene with the "real ending".
Afer that I get a message from the game "wanna help other players?"
"Yes"
"gonna erase your data, wanna keep helping?"
"Yes" (of course it's a bluff and it's not gonna erase my data"
Game proceeds to erase all my data.
Game ends.
Dafuk face but I don't even care.
Game ended and it never got better.
It only leaves me with one big question: what did I miss to feel this game was mediocre? I'm usually into this kind of weird games with a big twist or trolling but the story was so boring, the characters so boring, whe open world so bad, the graphics weren't even good, the gameplay has been the same since first second till the last minute...and I keep reading it's one of the best games of the generation, that it's so deep and so well done....and the worst of it is that my friend kept saying "it's going to get better!!! keep playing!!". I didn't even like the characters and only had a little <gasp> when they reveal the real purpose of 2B.
The best thing of this game for me is literally the OST...OF THE FFXIV RAID!!
Come on hear this, it's amazing