Sheesh, you guys really do get upset about the weirdest things.
Consul's Shieldguard - An attack trigger to give another creature a keyword for E is interesting. It's weird seeing a Shieldguard get an attack trigger.
Pressure Point - Didn't expect to see this here.
Revoke Privileges - This is a fun design. If it wasn't already a card, this could be called Grounded.
Trusty Companion - A hyena?! Alright then. I'm glad Wizards acknowledged that hyenas aren't canines, and thus shouldn't have the hound type.
Aether Meltdown - This is a neat design. I noticed that Depala doesn't boost Dwarf creatures but rather "Dwarves", going back to the older wording. Now that noncreatures can have power/toughness, which can be affected by cards like this, I wonder if creature lords are going to have their wordings returned to their previous form.
Confiscation Coup - I feel like it's been a while since we got a "gain control" spell in blue that didn't require swapping. Given that, I'm surprised we also got a swapping spell.
Gearseeker Serpent - Oh look, we got affinity for artifacts after all! I'm surprised this is common.
Glimmer of Genius - Strictly better Weave Fate (or nontargetted Inspiration), seems pretty good.
Minister of Inquiries - Gotta have a vedalken milling card.
Select for Inspection - I feel like this could be good.
Wind Drake - Surprised to see this here.
Diabolic Tutor - Oh hey, this turned out to be that after all. I agree I'm not a fan of the art or flavor text.
Harsh Scrutiny - Strictly better Ostracize. The benefit of Duress hitting noncreatures is that black can already deal with creatures well enough, making creature-specific discard spells less useful, so it's still an open question whether this will see play.
Mind Rot - This has to be the most benign version of Mind Rot ever, right?
Aethertorch Renegade - Oh nice, it's been a while since we had a pinger that hit creatures. The six damage to a player for eight energy seems like a good finisher in Limited for an energy deck and perhaps even in Constructed.
Fateful Showdown - This is an interesting design. It requires some building around for the full benefit, but I could see this in Constructed.
Giant Spectacle - Well, I guess we have giants, though they look more like Lord of the Rings trolls.
Hijack - I'm surprised this wasn't a card already.
Metallic Mastery only gained control of artifacts.
Quicksmith Genius - With fabricate, that's a lot of card filtering. Maybe even worthy of Constructed play.
Renegade Tactics - I'd say this is strictly better than
Stun, but I suppose the instant speed could have helped sometimes, in an opponent flashed something in.
Spontaneous Artist - Oh hey, we got an artist in Magic (and red) after all! And MaRo was saying before that artist wouldn't make sense as a creature type.
Appetite for the Unnatural - We got monkeys after all! In art at least.
Cowl Prowler - No non-artifact snakes, but we got a wurm.
Creeping Mold - Surprised to see both this and Demolish.
Nature's Way - I like this card. Surprised to see a strictly better
Rabid Bite already.
Riparian Tiger - Green tigers are weird.
Servant of the Conduit - A 2/2 mana elf for any color which gets two uses on its own, and more in an energy deck. Seems good.
Take Down - Surprised to see an effect like this at common. Also, the name sounded familiar, but no, there's no older card with this name.
Wily Bandar - Wha? Cat monkey? Checking, it looks like it isn't a real thing, but rather a reference to
The Jungle Book's
bandar-log, and they took some liberties. After the discussions of not portraying Indian culture and mythology in the set, making their one fictional Indian animal inclusion be from a Kipling story is a bit... ehhhhh.
Engineered Might - This is an odd design.
Hazardous Conditions - The wording of "counters" instead of +1/+1 counters makes me thing -1/-1 counters are coming in the same Standard.
Veteran Motorist - So the only other red dwarf is also red/white, huh? Also, what's providing the scry 2? Are both colors' abilities to scry 1 piling on top of each other?
Accomplished Automaton - This is cute.
Bastion Mastodon - Besides the name, a 4/5 for (5) seems pretty pushed, especially at common.
Deadlock Trap - The ability to stop planeswalker activations is interesting.
Eager Construct - Everyone getting to scry is a new effect, right?
Weldfast Monitor - I like this guy.