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Magic tricks - Do girls like em?

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When you meet a girl for the first time, your intention is to impress her. Some guys do this with their 'cool' attitude, some do it with their sense of humor. I was thinking to myself, would doing something like a 'coin behind the ear' trick make a girl remember you, or would she think you're a cheesy bastard?
 
mattx5 said:
When you meet a girl for the first time, your intention is to impress her. Some guys do this with their 'cool' attitude, some do it with their sense of humor. I was thinking to myself, would doing something like a 'coin behind the ear' trick make a girl remember you, or would she think you're a cheesy bastard?
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hahahahaha honestly, I think this is how it would go. She'd either think you were creepy, but that's if she's prude probably. haha or she might construe your cheesiness for personality and humor. I don't think it will do much harm, but oh boy it would be funny.
 
You just came back from watching The 40 Year Old Virgin, didn't you? :lol
 
She'd probably just think you were a fucking weirdo, which considering you made this thread, is probably correct.
 
She'll be really impressed.

Mupepe said:
hahahahaha honestly, I think this is how it would go. She'd either think you were creepy, but that's if she's prude probably. haha or she might construe your cheesiness for personality and humor. I don't think it will do much harm, but oh boy it would be funny.
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What the hell is your avatar?
 
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"White Power Bill canÂ’t hear you... with such dirty ears."
 
dem said:
Well... it works for David Blaine....
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It's not just the magic tricks, but the enthusiasm and
exciting energy I exude whenever I perform them
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Can't you see how excited I am? Watch thiiis....
 
you'd have to do a cool magic trick, save the quarter from the ear for a 3 year old. Have her pick a card, reinsert it into the deck, shuffle only to find the card is no longer in the deck, but in her back pocket
 
aoi tsuki said:
The best kind of magic trick is where you fuck all night, then disappear in the morning. OMGMAGIC!!@
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Lol, classic. :lol
 
Nah, a better trick is the Houdini, I think I read it here:

So you're bangin' a chick from behind and she's taking it like a porn star. After a considerable amount of time (because you're no slouch), you roar with the fury of a tiger in heat - "BITCH, IM'A BUST-A-NUT!". Then you spit on her back, as you would on any normal day.

Soon after, she spins around on her calloused knees grabs at your man-snake, about to put it in her mouth. You grin, mischievously.

"HOUDINI!" you exclaim with the fury of a thousand suns as you grab it back, and cover her eyes without ceasefire.

***

Hm, anyway, magic tricks would be great conversation pieces, just do it when nobody expects it, and do it very nonchalantly like everyone can do them. Then try to bait chicks since you know how to do them but they don't.
 
aoi tsuki said:
The best kind of magic trick is where you fuck all night, then disappear in the morning. OMGMAGIC!!@
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:lol :lol Anyway, most I impressed a girl with a magic trick, was when I was laying on my bed, chewing gum. I was angry about something and I spit my gum out into the air straight up and straight back into my mouth without ever moving. Then I hear a "wooooah". I look over to my left and she says "that was hot". So you know... practice your gum chewing and catching... or don't. It was kind of impulsive.
 
J2 Cool said:
:lol :lol Anyway, most I impressed a girl with a magic trick, was when I was laying on my bed, chewing gum. I was angry about something and I spit my gum out into the air straight up and straight back into my mouth without ever moving. Then I hear a "wooooah". I look over to my left and she says "that was hot". So you know... practice your gum chewing and catching... or don't. It was kind of impulsive.
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:lol girls are so stupid
 
J2 Cool said:
:lol :lol Anyway, most I impressed a girl with a magic trick, was when I was laying on my bed, chewing gum. I was angry about something and I spit my gum out into the air straight up and straight back into my mouth without ever moving. Then I hear a "wooooah". I look over to my left and she says "that was hot". So you know... practice your gum chewing and catching... or don't. It was kind of impulsive.
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hahaha that's magic? shit, i practice that all the time.
 
J2 Cool said:
:lol :lol Anyway, most I impressed a girl with a magic trick, was when I was laying on my bed, chewing gum. I was angry about something and I spit my gum out into the air straight up and straight back into my mouth without ever moving. Then I hear a "wooooah". I look over to my left and she says "that was hot". So you know... practice your gum chewing and catching... or don't. It was kind of impulsive.
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A better magic trick is falling out, but then slipping right back in without missing a beat.
 
on the second date with my gf we decided to go and watch a movie at the cinema, in the intermission "yes they have intermissions down here" i told her: ok look at this.

i used my oragami skills and folded a toad "thats the only animal i know how to fold out of a small paper like that" out of the small cinema ticket that i got.

i acted all cute and shit while folding it and combined with my charm and my funny side wich you always should use alot, as women love a man that can get them laughing, her heart belonged to me.

after date date she couldnt get enough of me.
i am sure she liked that neat little trick, its the small things you do for your woman that is the key to any womans heart.

even today she mention that toad and how cute i was doing that for her.
 
robertsan21 said:
on the second date with my gf we decided to go and watch a movie at the cinema, in the intermission "yes they have intermissions down here" i told her: ok look at this.

i used my oragami skills and folded a toad "thats the only animal i know how to fold out of a small paper like that" out of the small cinema ticket that i got.

i acted all cute and shit while folding it and combined with my charm and my funny side wich you always should use alot, as women love a man that can get them laughing, her heart belonged to me.

after date date she couldnt get enough of me.
i am sure she liked that neat little trick, its the small things you do for your woman that is the key to any womans heart.

even today she mention that toad and how cute i was doing that for her.
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I love you robertsan.
 
robertsan21 said:
on the second date with my gf we decided to go and watch a movie at the cinema, in the intermission "yes they have intermissions down here" i told her: ok look at this.

i used my oragami skills and folded a toad "thats the only animal i know how to fold out of a small paper like that" out of the small cinema ticket that i got.

i acted all cute and shit while folding it and combined with my charm and my funny side wich you always should use alot, as women love a man that can get them laughing, her heart belonged to me.

after date date she couldnt get enough of me.
i am sure she liked that neat little trick, its the small things you do for your woman that is the key to any womans heart.

even today she mention that toad and how cute i was doing that for her.
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robertsan21 said:
i used my oragami skills and folded a toad "thats the only animal i know how to fold out of a small paper like that" out of the small cinema ticket that i got.
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handsome AND talented
 
iceDragon7 said:
Who chews gum in bed?

Anyway the card trick with the shuffle and ends up in back pocket is best if you reach for it :)
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when your chewing gum in your room, that doesn't have couches or seats.
 
dem said:
Well... it works for David Blaine....
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It's pretty easy to get girls when you have no soul (or perhaps have gathered millions). Seriously, that guy freaks the shit out of me.
 
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