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[cvxfreak]

http://borowitzreport.com/archive_rpt.asp?rec=1169&srch=

A rabid Harry Potter fan took his life yesterday after inadvertently learning a plot spoiler from the soon-to-be-released J.K. Rowling opus, “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.”

Did a search, found nothing. Oh snap.

 

[xsarien]

http://borowitzreport.com/archive_rpt.asp?rec=1169&srch=



Did a search, found nothing. Oh snap.

Um...you know this is just a humor piece, right?

 

[Matlock]

"Elsewhere, President Bush called the jailing of a New York Times reporter “a positive step,” but warned that many other reporters were still at large."

*cough*

 

[cvxfreak]

Um...you know this is just a humor piece, right?

Well I can eat crow now. :X

 

[Matlock]

 

[Barnimal]

that 2nd gif is SO fucked up yet i'm laughing. :lol

 

[Matlock]

 

[Deku Tree]

New York Times’ Judith Miller Gitmo Bound




















from the same site

 

[Mupepe]

bananayard.ytmnd.com

 

[Outlaw]

 

[Matlock]

 

[Matlock]

 

[Matlock]

 

[cvxfreak]

Hey Matlock:

 

[Matlock]

Hey Matlock:

touche'

 

[MC Safety]

Why is Venom driving a car?

 

[etiolate]

http://img344.imageshack.us/img344/3640/11094342691609td.gif

http://img344.imageshack.us/img344/7936/hayd1uu.gif

I like these two.

ps:

 

[Docpan]

WHY IS VENOM DRIVING A CAR??

 

[Ash Housewares]

what's he gonna do? walk?

 

[King Jippo]

 

[DMczaf]

WHY IS VENOM DRIVING A CAR??

DONT BRING LOGIC INTO THIS! JUST WATCH HIM DRIVE!

 

[Boogie9IGN]

I love these threads so much, keep em coming when you wake up matlock

 

[demi]

WHY IS VENOM DRIVING A CAR??

You guys haven't seen the animated series then, I'm assuming?

 

[midnightguy]

bullshit. the loser obviously killed himself because of OTHER ISSUES in his pathetic life.

not because of some godamn worthless little book.

(mind you, ive never even seen a harry potter book in my life, much less read one)

 

[Docpan]

no, and now i must see this episode to know why the hell venom is driving a freaking car.

too bad its NOT ON DVD.

 

[Mupepe]

bullshit. the loser obviously killed himself because of OTHER ISSUES in his pathetic life.

not because of some godamn worthless little book.

(mind you, ive never even seen a harry potter book in my life, much less read one)

Are you being sarcastic? Because it was a joke. No one killed themselves.

 

[DMczaf]

no, and now i must see this episode to know why the hell venom is driving a freaking car.

WTF, why CANT he drive a car?! Come on! Let the man drive!

 

[nitewulf]

WTF, why CANT he drive a car?! Come on! Let the man drive!

but he is NOT a man. or for that matter, a HE.
i also must watch this venom car driving episode.

 

[raYne]

That still stands as the single dumbest thing to ever happen in a Spiderman episode. I remember watching it with my brothers and as soon as the truck pulled up beside them on the highway we all looked at each other like wtf? :lol

 

[Zaptruder]

bullshit. the loser obviously killed himself because of OTHER ISSUES in his pathetic life.

not because of some godamn worthless little book.

(mind you, ive never even seen a harry potter book in my life, much less read one)

You need to kill yourself in sympathy.

 

[Dan]

Hot.

 

[Jeffahn]

You guys are buring out my Adblock.

...

 

[Uter]

KEEP. THIS. THREAD. ALIVE.