Mike Works said:That's one way to get ahead in life.
His wife was gardening below him and was hit by the chainsaw and killed instantly.
LakeEarth said:She'll never be the head of a major corperation!
Socreges said:Every one of you disgusts me. This is a terrible tragedy and we should mourn the death, rather than use it as a platform for cheap jokes.
That's the last time he saw his wife alive.
Trevelyon said:heh .............
Meier said:A head in the hand is worth two in the bush?
Socreges said:Every one of you disgusts me. This is a terrible tragedy and we should mourn the death, rather than use it as a platform for cheap jokes.
That's the last time he saw his wife alive.
Personally I thing the hubby just thought their marriage hit a dead end, and he couldn't cut it anymore.
I guess he just had his head in the clouds.Mr Pockets said:Stepping outside of the jokes for a second...
How the hell can you "accidentally" cut a head off with a chainsaw....he would have to be holding the trigger the whole time.
Socreges said:Every one of you disgusts me. This is a terrible tragedy and we should mourn the death, rather than use it as a platform for cheap jokes.
That's the last time he saw his wife alive.
tenchir said:On the bright side, the husband got some head.
Every one of you disgusts me. This is a terrible tragedy and we should mourn the death, rather than use it as a platform for cheap jokes.
That's the last time he saw his wife alive.
Greenpanda said:At least she died doing what she loved: getting hit by falling chainsaws.
Personally I thing the hubby just thought their marriage hit a dead end, and he couldn't cut it anymore.
adam20 said:i think this guy needs to head to counselling
Mike Works said:I guess he just had his head in the clouds.
AniHawk said:I guess her head must've been sawed off!
Get it?
Ok, I was about to call your post stupid, but then I read the last one.Leon said:- It's not so bad, I guess the woman did get promoted to head gardener after all.
- Moral of the story : Never go head-to-head against a chainsaw. You will lose.
- Her parents were right. She did lose her head when she decided to marry this man.
- Did she have a fight with her husband beforehand? Maybe that would explain why she had her foot in her mouth.
What if no one notices in this thread, either? You can't let a gem like that go to waste!nitewulf said:ah yes, you hit the nail on the head!
ps: made it in the other thread (mom having sex with son) but no one seemed to have noticed...
hahahaSocreges said:What if no one notices in this thread, either? You can't let a gem like that go to waste!