MAN pruning trees with a chainsaw fell from his ladder and sliced his wifes head off
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Mike Works
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That's one way to get ahead in life.
aparisi2274
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I guess she didnt have a good head on those shoulders...
OK fine, it wasnt that funny. its 1am here. Deal with it.
OK fine, it wasnt that funny. its 1am here. Deal with it.
aparisi2274
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LakeEarth said:
Not the time to lose one's head.
Grizzlyjin
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That is terribly sad, but damn those Austin Powers jokes made me laugh so much. All of them were hilarious.
But again, very sad. Thats one of those freak accidents that you only think happen on CSI.
But again, very sad. Thats one of those freak accidents that you only think happen on CSI.
Grizzlyjin
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Damn, I need a joke. Need...one...fast
I guess she is no longer a major headliner.
I guess she is no longer a major headliner.
crawlingpeter
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he couldve at least given her a friendly 'heads up' after he dropped it
Grizzlyjin
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Socreges said:
Your actually right, I got caught up in this joking but it truly is a sad event. I guess we just try to find humor anywhere these days, you know. I apologize for my comments.
Grizzlyjin
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Trevelyon said:heh .............
Stop it, your making me laugh again. And the laughing makes me feel bad.
Late Stage Marxist
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Suicide pool? Five dollars says he's dead by the end of the week.
Stuggernaut
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Stepping outside of the jokes for a second...
How the hell can you "accidentally" cut a head off with a chainsaw....he would have to be holding the trigger the whole time, and it's not like it is a razor sharp blade so would do a single samurai sword-esque slice.
Unless the rest of the world has chainsaws that are always running
Personally I thing the hubby just thought their marriage hit a dead end, and he couldn't cut it anymore.
How the hell can you "accidentally" cut a head off with a chainsaw....he would have to be holding the trigger the whole time, and it's not like it is a razor sharp blade so would do a single samurai sword-esque slice.
Unless the rest of the world has chainsaws that are always running
Personally I thing the hubby just thought their marriage hit a dead end, and he couldn't cut it anymore.
ManDudeChild
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Socreges said:
Yes, yes it was.
lol. Well played.
Mike Works
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I guess he just had his head in the clouds.Mr Pockets said:
Greenpanda
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At least she died doing what she loved: getting hit by falling chainsaws.
The Faceless Master
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When we be up in the club
We be posting the back
When we be in the club
Girl always come to the back
And we bout to get our head sprung
And we bout to get our head sprung
And we bout to get our head sprung
And we bout to get our head sprung
We be posting the back
When we be in the club
Girl always come to the back
And we bout to get our head sprung
And we bout to get our head sprung
And we bout to get our head sprung
And we bout to get our head sprung
ZombieSupaStar
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that would make a kickass mortal kombat fatality
Chittagong
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adam20 said:i think this guy needs to head to counselling
LOL nice and subtle
Grizzlyjin
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Mike Works said:
This was the best one.
Mike Works
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Can you imagine being assigned to this case?
The cop heading it is now going to have to carve through the chain of events, stick out his neck, and shoulder the possibility that the husband's actions weren't accidental. It's unfortunate, but anyone cut to police would seesaw between the potentials and lob out that question.
The cop heading it is now going to have to carve through the chain of events, stick out his neck, and shoulder the possibility that the husband's actions weren't accidental. It's unfortunate, but anyone cut to police would seesaw between the potentials and lob out that question.
- It's not so bad, I guess the woman did get promoted to head gardener after all.
- Moral of the story : Never go head-to-head against a chainsaw. You will lose.
- Her parents were right. She did lose her head when she decided to marry this man.
- Did she have a fight with her husband beforehand? Maybe that would explain why she had her foot in her mouth.
- Moral of the story : Never go head-to-head against a chainsaw. You will lose.
- Her parents were right. She did lose her head when she decided to marry this man.
- Did she have a fight with her husband beforehand? Maybe that would explain why she had her foot in her mouth.
Mike Works
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Ok, I was about to call your post stupid, but then I read the last one.Leon said:
Mike Works
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hahahaSocreges said:
"hey guys i posted this joke earlier in the thread but nobody laughed at it so here it is again ok ^_^"
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