Exactly.
I like it, too. I just worry if he'll actually be able to stay hype all the time lol.
Imagine having to stay hype during an entire royal rumble.
A thread title is not a gimmick doeParody laws?
Boy, where I come from, that's called gimmick infringement. That's comparable to high treason.
You just got your self a date with Wrasslin' Court, son. Hope you're ready.
I disagree. He's got the a presence about him and enthusiasm for what he is doing. He is hype and he gets other people hype.....and oh good god Tori.....and while I agree, he's got a good way to go before he's there, he does have potential.
Wow. We are wither looking at two different brahs or the E's target audience has finally been found. Wow. No offense, but he is completely awful. He is The Ascension with a smile.straight up the first time I've seen Mojo Riley was on the This Is NXT feature with his "I don't get hype, I STAY hype" promo. COMPLETELY FUCKING SOLD! I can totally understand why the crowd would get behind him. It's such a wonderfully simple gimmick and done with real enthusiasm. His ring work will come with time, that's why he's in developmental lol.
I feel like the people who came straight to the WWE developmental system with no previous experience will never be as competent in ring as those who traveled the world and worked a bunch of different styles to create their own in ring identity.
Wow. We are wither looking at two different brahs or the E's target audience has finally been found. Wow. No offense, but he is completely awful. He is The Ascension with a smile.
Wow. We are wither looking at two different brahs or the E's target audience has finally been found. Wow. No offense, but he is completely awful. He is The Ascension with a smile.
I know it's not midnight, but....
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Interesting undercurrent gimmick to Evolution - while Randy Orton, as a third generation superstar, made the most since from a genetic's perspective, Batista was also billed as a "genetic revolution" because of how ripped he was and Triple H had believed himself "born better" as early as his Blueblood days. Rounding this group off was the Nature Boy, Ric Flair, who being a nature boy literally meant everything was natural to him and he was, like the others "born this way".
Unlike the Four Horsemen, which was about having a group of men who believed they were the best in general protecting each other, Evolution was actually an extension of Triple H's viewpoint that some people just have "it" from birth. It was a stable based entirely around eugenics.
>yfw Triple H vs. Eugene had this as its entire subtext, right down to Eugene's name being literally eugenics.
Also, the idea that some are born better has now influenced the Wrestlemania main event in storyline, which is also why Triple H has it out for Daniel Bryan.
Triple H being a eugenicist is pretty much confirmed and stayed a part of his character for his entire run. It would also explain his desire to be part of the McMahon's bloodline.
>teamed with an attractive alpha male blonde and Chyna, a woman seen as a genetic freak for her ability to fight men
>the Booker T Wrestlemania feud
>the use of Christian imagery, particularly the Iron Cross
>the use of Norse mythology from a character design point
>why he supports Randy Orton, and now Batista (who, just this Friday, said he was born better than anyone else and deserved to be top dog)
>marrying into the McMahons, the closest thing to a royal bloodline in wrestling
>idolizing Ric Flair, a blonde haired superman with all the wealth and power anyone could want, but was apparently born with these abilities
>Evolution in its entirety, including the feud with Eugene
>the name Hunter Hearst Helmsley - Hunter is self-explanatory, but Hearst is interesting. It's first use is in England during the reign of William the Conqueror, and who's family emigrated from England as nobles to land in New York City. Helmsley, meanwhile, is an indirect translation of a "shepard's clearing". Given that Jesus is referred to as both the King of Kings and a shepard, this leads to a rather apt general translation for his name that fits the theme of his whole career.
>Triple H believes himself to be Aryan Jesus come to cleanse the world of wrestling
Stole this from /wooo/
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That Legit Shook sign. So good.
Man that Legit Shook sign still has me beaming. Who was it that brought it?
@HEELZiggler: kudos to @WWE for editing out the
WE WANT ZIGGLER chants
face to face w/dave
I will never forget that
thank u milwaukee
#SmackDown
And then:
@HEELZiggler: ...it only wouldve helped the show and made the match that much better @wwe
#SmackDown
keep doing your thing @WWEUniverse
This guy is fresh out of fucks to give.
Why would they edit out positive chants for a face?
Confession: I don't miss CM Punk at all. Seriously. Yes, he was a great talker (one of the best, in fact), but, man, was he super sloppy in the ring the past 6-8 months. In fact, he was never that great of a wrestler to begin with (I'm seriously not trolling, btw).
When it comes to the indy darlings (Cesaro, Bryan, Zayn, Rollins, etc.) Punk is easily my least favorite in the ring. All those other guys I just listed are phenomenal, though (Cesaro is easily my favorite wrestler right now).
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I scanned a few photos I took from Nitro in 97'.
Adam Rose was.....interesting. Yeah.
You say this as if storytelling and in-ring charisma aren't a huge part of the best WWE matches of all time. CM Punk wasn't being used correctly which may make you think you don't miss him because, let's be honest, he might as well have been gone for a number of months anyway, but CM Punk being used properly is a huge, HUGE plus to any roster, and any booker worth their salt. When he's going full throttle as a heel or tweener, he looks more naturally charismatic in the ring than anyone else in the company, and does lots of "little things" that feel off the cuff, and makes him feel complete as a worker. He's not just an "indy darling" having a good technical match, or even Bray Wyatt who does a great job staying in character but very much feels like he's following a script, but a real person out there who's feeding off of the crowd, the energy of the match, what his opponent's doing, and whatever pops into his head. It's not just about his wrestling, it's never been.
They had Bret Hart at ringside for a match with Natalya, and I went down to ringside and shook his hand as he went around after the match....that was a moment for me. I'm a huge Bret Hart fan so getting to shake his hand was awesome.
I think that NXT's major weakness could become short-term reactions determining futures. I don't want to say that Kruger didn't get a LONG time to convince people (as much as I loved his style and persona), but I don't know how you can debut 5 or 6 comedic gimmicks per year. There's just an imbalance in the stories WWE is likely to tell. Heck, even when they have a winner with an easy-to-execute plan like Emma, they don't trust themselves to do it.
Adam Rose will probably be more popular than Leo Kruger in NXt, but I doubt he has the sunset date of Kruger on Raw.
The coolest thing about shaking Bret Hart's hand is, once you've done it once, you never have to do it again, cause they are basically all the same handshake.
He's got the five fingers of doom down pretty good.
Cesaro's got to drop the Neutralizer. It has the same end result as the Styles Clash, but it comes off bad because you're expecting a piledriver, and the way he holds them between the legs seems unnecessary. Just make it a Styles Clash.
People actually read the OPs?
we'll here Vince's backstage tirade all over the southeast
Truth, they made a mistake dropping that gimmick.Leo Kruger's Kraven The Hunter/Most Dangerous Game gimmick could've gotten over big in The E.
You make some good points, particularly about storytelling and in-ring charisma. I can't deny he's very proficient in both those areas. But, to me, his overall sloppiness and lack of any real athletic talent is what killed it for me.
Also: y'know all the jokes about him looking like a Waffle House chef? Well, it's true -- I just don't buy that CM Punk is a guy that is a legit badass. It's hard for me to suspend my disbelief that this dude can even CONCEIVABLY beat Brock Lesnar in a real fight. It's positively preposterous, really. So when they feuded, I just found it laughable.
However, I TOTALLY believe Cesaro is a badass and I firmly believe he'd throw my ass into the 5th row (maybe farther). Same goes for Bryan -- even though he's small and short, I buy that he's a dude that can kick ass. I just never got that from Punk. Great, great talker, but that's about it, really.
BTW: I've thought this WAY before he came to the WWE. I remember my friends raving about his ROH matches back in the day and I just didn't understand why he was so hyped up, especially when he debuted in ECW. My initial reaction was: "Uh, that's it?" Whereas I was immediately a fan of the other ROH guys.
Also (if it hasn't been pointed out):
C'mon!
oh wow another thread already
Cesaro's got to drop the Neutralizer. It has the same end result as the Styles Clash, but it comes off bad because you're expecting a piledriver, and the way he holds them between the legs seems unnecessary. Just make it a Styles Clash.
I can see what you mean about Punk not looking like a legit threat to Lesnar or most guys, but in the world of pro wrestling, he's the guy that's in everyone's head. He's the guy who goes way, way too far to really mentally fuck up his opponent, and he knows some MMA and Japanese wrestling shit to finish them off when the match happens.You make some good points, particularly about storytelling and in-ring charisma. I can't deny he's very proficient in both those areas. But, to me, his overall sloppiness and lack of any real athletic talent is what killed it for me.
Also: y'know all the jokes about him looking like a Waffle House chef? Well, it's true -- I just don't buy that CM Punk is a guy that is a legit badass. It's hard for me to suspend my disbelief that this dude can even CONCEIVABLY beat Brock Lesnar in a real fight. It's positively preposterous, really. So when they feuded, I just found it laughable.
However, I TOTALLY believe Cesaro is a badass and I firmly believe he'd throw my ass into the 5th row (maybe farther). Same goes for Bryan -- even though he's small and short, I buy that he's a dude that can kick ass. I just never got that from Punk. Great, great talker, but that's about it, really.
BTW: I've thought this WAY before he came to the WWE. I remember my friends raving about his ROH matches back in the day and I just didn't understand why he was so hyped up, especially when he debuted in ECW. My initial reaction was: "Uh, that's it?" Whereas I was immediately a fan of the other ROH guys.
I can see that. The Pedigree is still leagues better because of the double underhook so the guy's face isn't protected at all. I feel like there's no impact when the Neutralizer hits. A lot of finishers have lame impact, like the Attitude Adjustment, but they're a bit more believable because they come out of nowhere. The Neutralizer has a lot of set up that kills that aspect of it.I always thought of the Neutralizer he does as a badder ass version of the Pedigree. I kinda like it, plus they will never let him do an actual piledriver.
I always thought of the Neutralizer he does as a badder ass version of the Pedigree. I kinda like it, plus they will never let him do an actual piledriver.
Punk's not a badass, though, not in the conventional sense. His natural role is that of the outcast. The guy who stands apart from the rest of the roster, even apart from the face/heel split, and follows his own code. The believability (aside from getting over how he looks and suspending disbelief) comes from his ability to tell a story, get in his opponent's + the audiences head(s), and make it seem like he'll do anything to anyone even if it gets him beat down, fired, or killed. He's supposed to be the tough lone wolf who's proficient enough in, and against, most styles to keep him afloat, but his cunning, ego, and rebellious attitude helps him swim with the sharks.
He's supposed to be a mix of Raven, HHH, and Jake The Snake, and the foil of everyone on the roster because of his versatility. Basing everything on his physical ability is looking at it the wrong way. He's the psychological character that also happens to not be a coward heel (or even sometimes the babyface depending on his motives). When they don't use him as such, he and the angle suffers.
I can see what you mean about Punk not looking like a legit threat to Lesnar or most guys, but in the world of pro wrestling, he's the guy that's in everyone's head. He's the guy who goes way, way too far to really mentally fuck up his opponent, and he knows some MMA and Japanese wrestling shit to finish them off when the match happens.
No one else could have done the Taker vs Punk storyline like Punk. Him dicking around with the Paul Bearer urn and later pouring the ashes on Taker's body, rubbing the ashes all over himself, eating the ashes, etc. was fucking gold. During the WM match itself, he's constantly mocking Taker's moveset and gimmick. In wrestling logic, I could believe that Taker was thrown way off of his game by all of this bullshit and could be beaten.
Think about things like Heyman and Punk recreating Lawler's heart attack in the ring, or the ways Punk got real as fuck and broke out of contrived wrestling angles against Cena at MITB 2011, or how he held that title for almost a year and a half no matter what bullshit got piled on him. He's a legitimate heel who actually wants the fans and his opponents to hate him. The mental game is real (if you watch UFC, think about how GSP's career high and low points are always tied to how he lets things get to him).
I'll say that Punk has the slowest, sloppiest, and laziest kicks in professional wrestling for a guy who's supposed to be the best at them. He always does that roundhouse head kick that just looks like he's resting his leg on his opponent's shoulder.
I can see that. The Pedigree is still leagues better because of the double underhook so the guy's face isn't protected at all. I feel like there's no impact when the Neutralizer hits. A lot of finishers have lame impact, like the Attitude Adjustment, but they're a bit more believable because they come out of nowhere. The Neutralizer has a lot of set up that kills that aspect of it.
What I meant about him not being a badass was less about him being PERCEIVED as one by the audience, but more my own take on his believability of being a professional wrestler (if that makes sense?). Basically, heel/face/whatever, I just have a hard time believing that CM Punk can actually beat up someone in a real fight. That's all. He's not very athletic, he's not very strong, and he's not very graceful. And that's not his fault -- that's genetics.
But, to your point about him being believable as an outcast, I 100% agree with that. As a CHARACTER, I love CM Punk. Like I've said, he's one of the best talkers out there, and he's phenomenal at blurring the lines between fiction and reality. Sadly, as good as a talker as he has, I just don't want to see him wrestle. In fact, like I stated a few posts back, I'd LOVE for him to be a commentator. I've been listening to a lot of Jessie Ventura on the WWE Network and I just adore his commentary. I think Punk could do a MUCH better job at JBL's heel-like commentary role.
I never understood the point of editing out chants. There are certain things to edit out depending on the context, but why edit out simple things like We Want Ziggler?
I never understood the point of editing out chants. There are certain things to edit out depending on the context, but why edit out simple things like We Want Ziggler?
Raven vs. Regal at WWF Invasion might just be the match I've seen where the guys were the least in sync. Neither guy has a clue what the other is trying to do at any point. It's almost funny.
I never understood the point of editing out chants. There are certain things to edit out depending on the context, but why edit out simple things like We Want Ziggler?
HHH is Gill from Third Strike even further confirmed.Stole this from /wooo/
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It's gonna be sad to see him go....I never understood the point of editing out chants. There are certain things to edit out depending on the context, but why edit out simple things like We Want Ziggler?