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[Dr Duncan Steel]

LOL I just realized, where's Aaron Paul?

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

Maybe I'm crazy but it seems like they cut to commercial every time a chant gets going... Or they're just going to get all the commercials out of the way for a big, long segment near the end?

 

[Carnby]

No Punk but great Raw so far.

No Punk yet... Has there been a lot of chants for him?

 

[joelseph]

Even the Taco Bell commercials are shitting on chicago. Where is the Heinrich commercials shit

 

[truly101]

So does Infamous have a grunge soundtrack I guess...being Seattle n stuff?

 

[Deadly Joker]

It's weird how little heat this match has but there's no CM Punk or Ziggler chants.

Because people don't give enough of a shit about this match to chant.

 

[Data West]

This is how smoking works. You get sexually assaulted by a tiny man with a mullet

 

[Sanjuro]

I wish there would be an Ultimate Warrior appearance before WM.

Everyone would prefer that over some quitter.

 

[serenewarfare]

I don't care what anyone says, this Raw has been amazing. We need to threaten to hijack the show every week.

 

[KissVibes]

LOL I just realized, where's Aaron Paul?

They filmed his shit earlier in the day, I don't think he's there live. They'll play it in hour three.

 

[Kyoufu]

No Punk yet... Has there been a lot of chants for him?

Yes. Lots.

So does Infamous have a grunge soundtrack I guess...being Seattle n stuff?

Yeah it has some Nirvana etc.

 

[UberTag]

You're never going to have anyone take Emma seriously as long as she's in the comedy wrestler zone. Putting her with Santino was probably the worst way to debut her. She may never escape this.

They'd be better off paying Lance Storm to manage her and have the gimmick be that he refuses to do the zany dance.

Have Emma win competitive matches that actually showcase her wrestling ability and have the angle be that Lance eventually gets roped into doing the silly dance but he does it wrong because he's white bread and uncoordinated.

 

[Sephzilla]

Maybe I'm crazy but it seems like they cut to commercial every time a chant gets going... Or they're just going to get all the commercials out of the way for a big, long segment near the end?

All of the mid match commercials are to push the WWE App

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

LOL I just realized, where's Aaron Paul?

Probably getting ready to do a lame drive the NFS Mustang into the arena spot.

 

[ElRenoRaven]

This is how smoking works. You get sexually assaulted by a tiny man with a mullet

LMAO. OMG. The way you put that just killed me. LMAO

 

[jred2k]

LOL I just realized, where's Aaron Paul?

He was done for when he became associated with Ziggler. They're both in barrels out in the desert.

 

[Toki767]

Would Vince really let the crowd hijack a show by holding off Punk if he was there? I would think if Punk was there, he'd have been out already to pacify the crowd. Unless part of his new deal for coming back out means he's always on last.

 

[bloodyroarxx]

Wonder is Steph will show her daughters were daddy drugged mommy and forced her to marry him in a sham wedding.

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

Have I mentioned how much I can't wait to not see Cristly Knows Best?!

All of the mid match commercials are to push the WWE App

Ugh, that makes more sense... Fucking App... Wait, when's the last time Cole told us how get and use it?!

 

[Sokantish]

Would Vince really let the crowd hijack a show by holding off Punk if he was there?

Yes, especially when they haven't really hijacked it at all

 

[G-Fex]

Wonder is Steph will show her daughters were daddy drugged mommy and forced her to marry him in a sham wedding.

precious memories

 

[truly101]

Chant 'Bring back Gangrel'

#hijackRAW

but they SHOULD bring back Gangrel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shield are about to break up, why not have Lost Boys vs Devil's Rejects feud

 

[Brinbe]

this is still going?

 

[zychi]

Would Vince really let the crowd hijack a show by holding off Punk if he was there? I would think if Punk was there, he'd have been out already to pacify the crowd. Unless part of his new deal for coming back out means he's always on last.

The building would go nuts if Punk comes back at the end during Bootista and Bryan. Either he's coming back then, or Vince is trolling the fuck out of Chicago, because there's no reason for these two to be in a match in the best city of wrestling fans.

 

[serenewarfare]

Would Vince really let the crowd hijack a show by holding off Punk if he was there? I would think if Punk was there, he'd have been out already to pacify the crowd. Unless part of his new deal for coming back out means he's always on last.

If Punk came out and then the crowd died down, some people would stop watching. Save it till the end and you've got them all the way. All about ratings.

 

[Nameless]

I laughed out loud at that Sheamus bump. Well done.

 

[Sanjuro]

Skin cancer commentary!

 

[Man God]

precious memories

Maybe their really daddy is TEST!

 

[FallingEdge]

corporate man punk vs Daniel Bryan

book it!

 

[Judderman]

A woman and child hit in the face by a flying monitor by Brock Lesnar during #RAW. #RawChicago pic.twitter.com/rckKZNy4obp

Uhhhh.

 

[G-Fex]

Goddamnit Brock you fuck up

Maybe their really daddy is TEST!

TEST IS DEAD

I checked twitter and he confirmed it

 

[Freezasaurus]

but they SHOULD bring back Gangrel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shield are about to break up, why not have Lost Boys vs Devil's Rejects feud

I'd watch it.

 

[McNei1y]

Uhhhh.

BOTCH LESNAR

 

[Ithil]

Uhhhh.

Good thing Vince is now worth over a billion again. He's about to open his wallet.

 

[Check Mark]

Uhhhh.

So that's what the crowd reacted to. I wonder what happened to that monitor!

 

[Mr. Luchador]

Christian's Splash is amazing...ly funny.

 

[serenewarfare]

Uhhhh.

Oh shit. Someone's in huge trouble. Looks like we need to find a new opponent for Taker.

 

[truly101]

I feel like this match should be....better. I know wrestlegaf hates Sheamus, but he's a good performer, and Christian is solid. Just no heat I guess.

 

[NastyBook]

Christian's got DDP's chest.

 

[Data West]

Could you imagine JR on commentary during Shield/Wyatts?

'BY GAWD THERES BODIES EVERYWHERE LOOK AT THIS CARNAGE'
and we'd even get a sitdown interview with Seth Rollins. 'Why'dya do it Seth?' and then Seth would light him on fire

 

[ElRenoRaven]

Uhhhh.

I'm calling bullshit on that.

 

[Sephzilla]

Uhhhh.

I heard the crowd react when he threw that monitor.

Guess that's the end of the Bork Toss

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

Apparently that monitor that made it into the crowd hit a woman in the face? That's what I got off the Twitter.

 

[Deadly Joker]

Uhhhh.

Wonder how much money she can get?

 

[Brinbe]

lawwwsuit

 

[HerbertFish]

Uhhhh.

BS

 

[PInk Tape]

Uhhhh.

Jeez, a kid too?

 

[Sblargh]

We know a match is good when people are being entertained by the commercials.

 

[tj hazuki]

crowd gives no fuck about this match!

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Uhhhh.

Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, BARACK LESNAR is on the loose.

Eat.

Sleep.

Hurt Innocents.

Repeat.