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[Jeff Albertson]

Progress Chapter 12 was absolutely mental. What a show, this promotion just keeps going from strength to strength. Awesome atmosphere in the bigger venue, can't wait for Chapter 13.

Two spoilery things of note;

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Spoiler

Mark Abdrews and Eddie Dennis won the tag titles, which is actually a big Progress shield that splits in half, yin yang style. #NaziShield

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Spoiler

Jimmy Havoc defending the title against Party Marty, Rampage Brown and El Ligero was just about the most INSANE match I've ever seen live. Pure insanity. Jimmy stole the win from Brown, but Rampage then power bombed him about six times in succession. Then the former champ Mark Andews came down, hit Jimmy with an SSP and said he'd be cashing in his rematch in a ladder match at Chapter 13

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I'd love to attend a progress show they sound great

For a moment on Friday I thought rampage was going to be given the PCW belt (vacated by Lionheart earlier in the night then on the line in the rumble) it came down to him and Danny Hope, Danny won and the place went absolutely mental the pop was insane, then predictably joey Hayes cashed in his briefcase for the title

See I love PCW but I wish they could be a bit different at time for example even having a money in the bank briefcase is so WWE compared with bad ass staffs and shields

Rampage for me could be at the top of any uk fed as either heel or even face

 

[bean breath]

WRESTLEMANIA XXX (dir. McMahon; Levesque, Danielson) - April 6, 2014

I really like this one. I might add 'Batista' because 'Levesque' and 'Danielson' is too inside baseball, plus it'll draw the Guardians of the Galaxy nerds.


I might pull a Plywood-like hijacking just to ensure this title gets used.

 

[Perspicacity]

Wrestlemania XXX |OT| T̘̮̝̲̜͕̻ͣ̓́͒ͣh͉͓̩͔͚̗̦̎͒ͫ͋̚ả̭̟̮̟͖̔̈̃ͮt̰̼͕͉̯̼̘ ̳̝ͤ̏ͧͮͮ̃̔w̫̜̉͂ͫh͕͎̜̪̻̯̗͋͊͑̅̽̚i͔̜͓̜̩̯̋ͨc͓̹̼ͅh͒̓̍̿̄ ̠̣̋ͨ͐̓ͮl̤̩̙͒̈ͦ̐̒̽̿i̼̝ͤ̽͌͐v̝̜̰̤ě͖̳͇̝̙̬͗̉̽s̒́̄̄̎̀̒ ̙͇̗̲͎̥̒͌͐̑̏̂m̩̀̏ͤͭ̽ͩa̋̐̂̆y̱̩̬̞̗͗͛ͭ ͚̙̲̣͌̀n̞̟͚̥͕ͧ̓e̞̯̩̘̰͓͛v̫̬͚̐̉͋͐̅̿e̱̥̟̞̖̦͇r̰̹̟̺̺̞̩̋ ͕̘̤̒͊̓̊͑͌̚ͅd͕̹̩̘̣i͌͒͑͗͐e̹͓̼͎̬̗͔͊

 

[FallingEdge]

Okay, you win. I will check out Progress. Should I just start on the latest show?

 

[Perspicacity]

Wrestlemania XXX |OT| A sports parody

 

[El Pescado]

WRESTLEMANIA XXX (dir. McMahon; Levesque, Danielson) - April 6, 2014

I really like this one. I might add 'Batista' because 'Levesque' and 'Danielson' is too inside baseball, plus it'll draw the Guardians of the Galaxy nerds.


I might pull a Plywood-like hijacking just to ensure this title gets used.

Wrestlemania XXX |OT| A sports parody

Any of these ideas are perfect.

 

[British Monsoon]

Rampage for me could be at the top of any uk fed as either heel or even face

I'm more and more impressed with Rampage every time I see him wrestle - he's not the sort of guy to wow you immediately, but he's incredibly solid in the ring and works really well as a heel in Progress, although I think he may be turning a corner in that regard. The fans loved seeing him destroy Havoc (who I just read finished that match with a broken foot).

Also, I saw Mastiff's singlet, looks kinda odd on him, but his beard is increasingly epic. He had a real good match with Doug Williams, absolutely flattened him with the cannonball.

Does that Zack Gibson get booked in PCW? First time seeing him today and I was pretty impressed. He got a ton of heat for coming out to You'll Never Walk Alone and wearing a Liverpool shirt, which led to some predictable chants; 'sign on', 'does the social know you're here', etc.

 

[Alucard]

Wrestlemania XXX: Starring Batista and Other B+ Talent

 

[Mr. Enigma]

I liked this one :

WrestleMania XXX |OT| Not Featuring Chyna

 

[Sokantish]

Wrestlemania XXX |OT| A sports parody

I like this one, Pepsi. I'm proud of you

 

[slightconfuse]

Wrestlemania XXX: Mango Sentinel's dream come true

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

I really like this one. I might add 'Batista' because 'Levesque' and 'Danielson' is too inside baseball, plus it'll draw the Guardians of the Galaxy nerds.


I might pull a Plywood-like hijacking just to ensure this title gets used.

bean breath, old pal, I like your idea, but it should be "Bautista".

 

[Alucard]

Wrestlemania XXX: More False Finishes than Sex With Your Wife

 

[Data West]

Wrestlemania XXX |OT| Starring Stephanie McMahon

That'll put butts in seats

 

[Jeff Albertson]

I'm more and more impressed with Rampage every time I see him wrestle - he's not the sort of guy to wow you immediately, but he's incredibly solid in the ring and works really well as a heel in Progress, although I think he may be turning a corner in that regard. The fans loved seeing him destroy Havoc (who I just read finished that match with a broken foot).

Also, I saw Mastiff's singlet, looks kinda odd on him, but his beard is increasingly epic. He had a real good match with Doug Williams, absolutely flattened him with the cannonball.

Does that Zack Gibson get booked in PCW? First time seeing him today and I was pretty impressed. He got a ton of heat for coming out to You'll Never Walk Alone and wearing a Liverpool shirt, which led to some predictable chants; 'sign on', 'does the social know you're here', etc.

Rampage is heel in PCW he gets a lot of chants of 'Dirty Leeds' and 'we all hate Leeds scum' but he can't stay heel for long its just too much fun watching him twat people relentlessly. I was talking to one of the roster after the last show and he hinted the reason he left WWE was some of the trainers and the like were absolute nobheads and he couldn't continue working for them

Mastiff is the same he's booked as a heel but you can't dislike him. I once saw Mastiff post show getting into his Peugeot 106 it was hilarious he was bigger than the car!

Zack Gibson doesn't get booked here, PCW owners mate said its down to his attitude but the reality I think is because Gibson runs Infinite promotions in Liverpool and the PCW owner isn't too keen.

Gibson is a great wrestler though really solid but not flashy, plus he shouts 'die lad' before he hits his finisher lol

Robbie X is one I expect big things from he's very young but massively talented

By the way how big is Manson now? The fuckers huge he was cracking jokes about how much juice he's on

 

[Razorskin]

Wrestlemania XXX: More False Finishes than Sex With Your Wife

You're on fire :lol


I need you in NHL-GAF making Beau-lieve photoshops.

 

[DMczaf]

Wrestlemania XXX |OT| Starring Stephanie McMahon

That'll put butts in seats

 

[Serpentine]

Wrestlemania XXX |OT| Starring Stephanie McMahon

That'll put butts in seats

Wrestlemania XXX |OT| A sports parody

Excellent options

 

[Alucard]

I like "Wrestlemania XXX: A Sports Parody," but I'd probably add "A Limp Sports Parody" to it.

 

[funkystudent]

We could put RAW after Mania in the Wrestlemania OT title somehow.

 

[Alucard]

You're on fire :lol


I need you in NHL-GAF making Beau-lieve photoshops.

Haha. One day. The makeup of NHL GAF has changed so much this season. And I haven't been paying enough close attention to have an informed opinion about anything. Just been following the Pens.

 

[Alucard]

Wrestlemania XXX: Batista Breaks Out...of His Skinny Jeans

Wrestlemania XXX: Outdoor Porn in Front of 80,000 People

Wrestlemania XXX: Get Ready for Disappointment

Wrestlemania XXX: Andre the Giant is Still More Over than Any of These Hacks

 

[strobogo]

I wish it was 2002 so Teddy Long could come out and wonder why it isn't a Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial Battle Royal.

 

[bean breath]

I wish it was 2002 so Teddy Long could come out and wonder why it isn't a Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial Battle Royal.

You just don't know when to quit.

 

[Alucard]

Wrestlemania XXX: Like the Super Bowl but Without the Commercials

Wrestlemania XXX: Finishing Prematurely is Not an Option

 

[British Monsoon]

By the way how big is Manson now? The fuckers huge he was cracking jokes about how much juice he's on

Yeah, he did seem pretty massive next to Grado - also, his fucking entrance music...utter nightmare fuel. It was a totally out of tune, off-key, vocal-only version of Like a Prayer - everyone thought Manson was trolling Grado so he got a ton of boos, but then acted like he didn't know what was going on and kept shouting "Stop it! I don't know how to work heel!".

Oh, and after Grado got hit in the head with his bum bag world championship, he 'bladed' with a packet of ketchup, which went everywhere when Manson headbutted him, lol.

 

[Toki767]

AJ has a Vita and is playing FFX.

 

[Sokantish]

What a try hard pretender fake nerd gamer girl nerd fake girl nerd girl

 

[slightconfuse]

Wrestlemania XXX: Four hour New japan pre show

 

[strobogo]

You just don't know when to quit.

Joke's on you. I enjoyed seeing Teddy and Rodney Mack show those honkeys the error of their ways.

 

[Alucard]

Wrestlemania XXX: More False Finishes than The Return of the King

 

[Singularity42]

Wrestlemania XXX |OT| Doing jobs, but not the kind you'll like

 

[British Monsoon]

Wrestlemania XXX: Four hour New japan pre show

New Japan's on Sunday morning, so it's the Mania pre-show...it kinda spoiled Mania last year, knowing that after Okada vs Tanahashi finished there was a 99.9% chance I wouldn't see a better match that day.

This year, all they've got to do is be better than Tanahashi vs Nakamura.

 

[TheBear]

I'm trying to remember a wrestler from the late 90's. he had like a shitty hunter or mercenary gimmick, and his finishing move was a top rope suplex in Wwf. I thought it was Michael Hayes but it doesn't show up in his profile. He probably had one match on Raw. Any ideas?

 

[Singularity42]

Wrestlemania XXX |OT| Who will get the rub, find out for only 9.99

 

[DMczaf]

WrestleMania Week officially kicks off with the WrestleMania 30 Press Conference, broadcast live on WWE Network this Tuesday at 11:00 a.m. ET from the Hard Rock Café in New York City.

What will unfold when WWE World Heavyweight Champion Randy Orton comes face-to-face with his WrestleMania opponent Batista? Orton’s third potential opponent, Daniel Bryan, will be in attendance, as well as WrestleMania host Hulk Hogan, Mr. McMahon, Stephanie McMahon, John Cena and others.

 

[bean breath]

Joke's on you. I enjoyed seeing Teddy and Rodney Mack show those honkeys the error of their ways.

Bull crap. You have zero posts in the Black Culture thread. That speaks volumes.

 

[Alucard]

I'm trying to remember a wrestler from the late 90's. he had like a shitty hunter or mercenary gimmick, and his finishing move was a top rope suplex in Wwf. I thought it was Michael Hayes but it doesn't show up in his profile. He probably had one match on Raw. Any ideas?

Skinner? Repo Man?

 

[Jeff Albertson]

Yeah, he did seem pretty massive next to Grado - also, his fucking entrance music...utter nightmare fuel. It was a totally out of tune, off-key, vocal-only version of Like a Prayer - everyone thought Manson was trolling Grado so he got a ton of boos, but then acted like he didn't know what was going on and kept shouting "Stop it! I don't know how to work heel!".

Oh, and after Grado got hit in the head with his bum bag world championship, he 'bladed' with a packet of ketchup, which went everywhere when Manson headbutted him, lol.

I love a comedy spot if done well and invariably Manson does them well to be fair.

His kayfabe / fourth wall breaking stuff could annoy some people but I love him and in reality the guy is serious about the business.

He's the one setting up the ring and if you follow him on twitter he rages when someone disrespects the business same with Mastiff and rampage brown.

A bit back Kris Travis put something on twitter about marks paying to see him so they should respect him or something equally cuntish - rampage replied tearing into him telling him to have some respect and called him all sorts

 

[strobogo]

Bull crap. You have zero posts in the Black Culture thread. That speaks volumes.

I have in the past.

 

[Spider from Mars]

Wrestlemania XXX |OT| 1 Night In New Orleans

 

[somedevil]

New Japan's on Sunday morning, so it's the Mania pre-show...it kinda spoiled Mania last year, knowing that after Okada vs Tanahashi finished there was a 99.9% chance I wouldn't see a better match that day.

This year, all they've got to do is be better than Tanahashi vs Nakamura.

Daniel Bryan winning it all will be tough to beat.

Also, Prince Devitt seems to be doing his final run in the England and Ireland Indies by doing a Surprise match and winning the ICW title. Then saying this about his future:

"There's a lot of rumours goin' around about where is Prince Devitt going...TNA, WWE," Devitt said after the match. "Well he's right here in ICW!"

http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news...-update-on-if-prince-devitt-is-headed-to-wwe/

Great non answer and he had pity by giving TNA a mention. The next ICW show is April 27 in Ireland. So if its true if he signs that will be his final Indie show to drop the title in his home country.

 

[El Pescado]

AJ has a Vita and is playing FFX.

I came here to post how disappointed this made me.

 

[Toki767]

I'm trying to remember a wrestler from the late 90's. he had like a shitty hunter or mercenary gimmick, and his finishing move was a top rope suplex in Wwf. I thought it was Michael Hayes but it doesn't show up in his profile. He probably had one match on Raw. Any ideas?

The Stalker Barry Windham. AKA Bo Dallas and Bray Wyatt's uncle.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Wrestlemania XXX |OT| A sports parody

This is my favorite, please pick this!!

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

This is my favorite, please pick this!!

Fuck that.

#WrestlingIsReal

#PeopleAreFake

 

[strobogo]

legitshook.com



WWF Monday Night Raw 3/21/93

We're back in NYC and Vince is back. Sounds like a terrible card tonight. I'll let it unfold naturally for you all.

Bushwhackers vs Damian Demento/Repo Man

God damn. It'd be hard to come up with something much worse than this. The Bushwhackers are up in the rafters, licking people. It takes a whole commercial break before this shitheads are even half way to the ring. They sexually assault the large Raw Girl. Show is off to a great start. Licking and sexual assault. And now ass biting. More sexual assault. Great. If there is a garbage worse than hot garbage, this is it. In addition to the wrestling being garbage, so was the officiating. Bushwhackers win. They have the balls to lick Fonzie. That's a risky endevour.

Tatanka vs Reno Riggins

Reno attacks before the bell. Tatanka responds with a huge back drop. These are some really solid mullets. A legit 6'3. Reno unloads some chops in the corner that just fire Tatanka up. Some of Tatanka's chops are fucking rough. End of the Trail for the win.

We're shown a tribute video to the recently deceased Andre the Giant. The first ever inductee into the WWF Hall of Fame.

Money Inc. vs Scott Prince/Jeff Armstrong

Vince immediately messes up the names of the jobbers. Ted and Terrible Hair start the match. Lariatoo. Man, this guy is BAD. I'm not sure he even knows how to bump. Bartlett has a TV on top of his monitor and is flipping through to see the competition. Irwin hits a suplex on No Hair. Macho threatens to shove the TV up Bartlett's ass, in a PG kind of way. A lot of quick tags from Money Inc. IRS wins with a lariatooo.

TO THE WRESTLEMANIA UPDATE.

Doink vs Kamala

Doink has a new hair style tonight. This is a garbage show. Doink gives Kamala a present and rolls back into the ring while he's distracted. He wins by count out. And there was nothing in the package. SWERVE. Kamala chases Doink under the ring. Doink grabbed a chair and hit what he thought was Kamala, but was clearly a giant metal post. Kamala sneaks around and chases Doink out of the arena.

The large Raw Girls are lined up behind Rob. He calls one of them diarrhea. then he makes out with one. What the fuck, Vince.

Fucking terrible show. Luckily it was only 36 minutes.

 

[Toki767]

Is the WWE Network finally putting up Raw episodes in sequential order? If so I may actually have to subscribe to the Network.

 

[strobogo]

The first 34 are up in sequential order. Then a few randoms from Attitude Era