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[Kaladin]

sequels rarely retroactively make their predecessor bad, so who cares

Yeezus retroactively made Kanye's discography bad tho

Oh this one did. This one did.

Rachael Newman has developed an interest for murders after she encountered psychopath Patrick Bateman. To further study the subject, she enrolls at the university department for Behavioural and Social Sciences, under the expert leadership of former FBI agent Robert Starkman. Very certain about herself, Rachael has one single goal: to become class assistant. It's a prestigious job as having that position will almost guarantee employment at the FBI. But becoming class assistant is no easy task to accomplish, as the first trouble arises when secretary Gerty Fleck decides she is too young for it. And Gerty Fleck won't be the only obstacle.

 

[Caderfix]

American Psycho II: All American Girl starring Mila Kunis and William Shatner

I just read it wasn't even supposed to be a sequel. The original title was "The Girl Who Wouldn't Die" but then they decided to cash in.

 

[Sephzilla]

sequels rarely retroactively make their predecessor bad, so who cares

Yeezus retroactively made Kanye's discography bad tho

Spider-Man 3 retroactively made Spider-Man 2 bad

 

[Mahonay]

If Mahonay doesn't pay the shipping, we send it to him instead.

 

[Kaladin]

Spider-Man 3 retroactively made Spider-Man 2 bad

Spider-Man 3 retroactively made Spider-Man bad.

 

[Caderfix]

Spider-Man 3 retroactively made Spider-Man 2 bad

I'M STILL SALTY ABOUT VENOM FORMAN

 

[Sephzilla]

I'M STILL SALTY ABOUT VENOM FORMAN

he wasn't even the worst part of the movie. sam raimi's stuff was

 

[Zach]

What did you think if the video game

You joshing me?

You from US right? The shipping to the UK is mad. I think it's like $10 more.

I live in the US, yes. And that's why Mahonay is paying the shipping.

 

[Heroman]

Spider-Man 3 retroactively made Spider-Man 2 bad

Naw, spider Man 2 is still GOAT.

 

[Kaladin]

What is everyone's favorite monster movie?

I love the classic Godzilla stuff, but it can't touch modern tech on these. I'm torn between Cloverfield and Godzilla (2014).

 

[Mahonay]

Spider-Man 3 retroactively made Spider-Man bad.

Another movie that I couldn't get past 10 minutes in. Just...lifeless and awful.

Worst movie I ever saw in the theater was the 2005 Fantastic Four. My high school buddies dragged me to it despite me telling them it was guaranteed to be bad. It's the only time I tried to leave in the middle of a movie.

 

[Beefy]

he wasn't even the worst part of the movie. sam raimi's stuff was

 

[Zach]

Kanye West has a great discography.

Monster movies? I don't think I care about monster movies.

 

[Caderfix]

he wasn't even the worst part of the movie. sam raimi's stuff was

It is if you watch from the perspective of a 15 years old who just wanted to see his favorite comic book villain.

 

[Kaladin]

Kanye West has a great discography.

Monster movies? I don't think I care about monster movies.

You know you like a good kaiju hoss battle.

 

[imBask]

I still can't believe Spider-Man 3

 

[Sephzilla]

Things that were worse than the Venom stuff in Spider-Man 3

• Harry playing Tony Hawk's Pro Goblin
• Mary Jane being the unofficial 4th villain of the movie
• Sandman's origin
• Sandman being retconned into Uncle Ben's death
• The entire Harry redemption subplot
• Every character refusing to think like a human

 

[Bronx-Man]

sequels rarely retroactively make their predecessor bad, so who cares

Yeezus retroactively made Kanye's discography bad tho

shut up

 

[Caderfix]

What is everyone's favorite monster movie?

I love the classic Godzilla stuff, but it can't touch modern tech on these. I'm torn between Cloverfield and Godzilla (2014).

1 - Godzilla vs. Destoroyah
2 - Pacific Rim
3 - Tremors
4 - Cloverfield
5 - The Thing (If it counts)

 

[imBask]

Spider-Man 3 legit made me wonder if Sam Raimi was a fraud and somehow managed to get lucky with every movie he made before that one

it was that bad

 

[Kaladin]

I'm up in the woods
I'm down on my mind
I'm building a still
To slow down time

 

[Bronx-Man]

Think I got Get Out over hyped to me for way too long for me to call it a fave.

Un-possible, my friend. It's a legit masterpiece.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Chavo is such a great looking guy. He's the future!

 

[Caderfix]

Things that were worse than the Venom stuff in Spider-Man 3

• Harry playing Tony Hawk's Pro Goblin
• Mary Jane being the unofficial 4th villain of the movie
• Sandman's origin
• Sandman being retconned into Uncle Ben's death
• The entire Harry redemption subplot
• Every character refusing to think like a human

Seph, with all due respect, fuck all of that GIVE ME A GOOD VENOM.

Spoiler

You are right, terrible movie for a bunch of reasons, specially considering the first two.

 

[Heroman]

What is everyone's favorite monster movie?

I love the classic Godzilla stuff, but it can't touch modern tech on these. I'm torn between Cloverfield and Godzilla (2014).

GIANT MONSTER MONO

 

[Kaladin]

I don't know about anyone else here. But I get hype any time I see an end of the world / apocalypse / monster attack / natural disaster / alien invasion / end of humanity kind of film....no matter how bad it's going to be. I'm looking at you San Andreas.

 

[imBask]

I'm up in the woods
I'm down on my mind
I'm building a still
To slow down time

Even though I'm a man of God
My whole life in the hand of God
So y'all better quit playin' with God


WHAT A MASTER OF RHYMES

 

[Data West]

The China Syndrome is a good movie

and its wrestling related because Bru's dad is in it

 

[slightconfuse]

You joshing me?


I live in the US, yes. And that's why Mahonay is paying the shipping.

The last of us ripped off the road. Naughy dog are huge cormac McCarthy fans it seems

 

[Kaladin]

 

[Hex]

Yeahhh...Cabin in the Woods is pretty fucking good. One of the most enjoyable theater experiences I've ever had. Going with a bunch of dorky friends was the best way to see it.

My only problem with Cabin in the Woods is it felt too wink wink nudge nudge we are so smart and clever and just never felt natural

 

[Beefy]

RIP whoever does this.

 

[Pikma]

Top 3 monster movies ever

Hot Fuzz
Shaun of the Dead
The World's End

 

[Mahonay]

What is everyone's favorite monster movie?

I love the classic Godzilla stuff, but it can't touch modern tech on these. I'm torn between Cloverfield and Godzilla (2014).

The Host.

 

[miserable]

is this on the Network yet?

 

[excelsiorlef]

Oh, going by the "their brother" note, I thought they meant Stephanie.

It's definitely Johnny Ace

The full review that quote is from mentions Road Warrior Animal who is John Laurinaitis's brother.

 

[Menome]

I'm not a big fan of kaiju movies, so I'd say the original King Kong, just because it's an all-round great classic movie.

Outside of that, I don't tend to see others as 'monster' movies. They're horror movies, or comedy-horrors etc. that feature monsters.

 

[Heroman]

We are 3 days away from the "Ultimate Thrillride" and you Marks are talking about fake movies.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Soon as they like you
Make em unlike you
Cause kissing people's ass is so unlike you

 

[Mahonay]

My only problem with Cabin in the Woods is it felt too wink wink nudge nudge we are so smart and clever and just never felt natural

It's all wink wink nudge nudge. It's Joss Whedon spending an entire movie being a gigantic dork. It's why I love it.

 

[Sephzilla]

Cabin in the Woods is Joss Whedon spending too much time going LOOK AT HOW CLEVER I AM instead of being a more complete movie.

What is everyone's favorite monster movie?

I love the classic Godzilla stuff, but it can't touch modern tech on these. I'm torn between Cloverfield and Godzilla (2014).

Are we talking Kaiju movies or monster movies as a whole?

 

[Kaladin]

Are we talking Kaiju movies or monster movies as a whole?

Big monster movies, kaiju or US monster movies....but the big city destroyers.

 

[Mahonay]

Big monster movies, kaiju or US monster movies....but the big city destroyers.

In that case, Pacific Rim.

 

[imBask]

I don't know if I hate Spider-Man 3 or Yeezus more, it's a hard one

 

[Bronx-Man]

I don't know if I hate Spider-Man 3 or Yeezus more, it's a hard one

Both are classics of their respective genres, you jabroni

 

[Kaladin]

In that case, Pacific Rim.

I liked Pacific Rim, but I've never been a fan of mech anime so I don't think I liked it as much as others.

 

[imBask]

Both are classics of their respective genres, you jabroni

what genre? dumpster-fire-core? kill-me-now-core?

 

[Sephzilla]

Spider-Man 3 legit made me wonder if Sam Raimi was a fraud and somehow managed to get lucky with every movie he made before that one

it was that bad

You felt that because Sam Raimi

Spoiler

is a fraud. His claim to fame is Evil Dead, a franchise that only became famous because everyone laughed at how bad the first movie was.

Big monster movies, kaiju or US monster movies....but the big city destroyers.

It's exclusively Godzilla movies

1- Godzilla 1954
2- Return of Godzilla
3- Godzilla Final Wars
4- Godzilla vs King Ghidorah
5- Godzilla vs Biollante

Kong: Skull Island and Pacific Rim are in the top 10 as well

 

[Menome]

You'll die of liver poisoning from the first one alone.

 

[Caderfix]

I don't know if I hate Spider-Man 3 or Yeezus more, it's a hard one

It depends on what you like better, Sam Raimi's or Kanye's previous efforts.