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[Timeaisis]

Drafted right into a pendulum XD

 

[Saint Gregory]

It hit me. That's all.

Must have been some lag going on. It said I was in 3rd and I could see two people in front of me and neither got hit.

 

[DaBoss]

So can you hear someone honking the horn online?

Must have been some lag going on. It said I was in 3rd and I could see two people in front of me and neither got hit.

I was far ahead in the Mario Circuit one.

lol I missed the boost start to edit the post.

 

[Seik]

Surprise, with TT Clock I expected to finish last and I finished 3rd.

 

[Needham]

God dammit, Roo, stop getting horns when you're right behind me.

 

[Roo]

I think it was mine

Nah, I hit myself with my own green. Which is 10 times worse.
Also, red and blue shell and still got first at Mount Wario

 

[Timeaisis]

Second to seventh.

 

[Saint Gregory]

Woo, 1st to 6th on dry bones is crushing.

 

[Deleted member 325805]

It's a good thing the gamepad is so expensive or I'd have snapped it in half by now, Mario Kart singleplayer is some of the most frustrating rubbish I have ever played lol, but I want that damn gold kart so I have to keep putting myself through this nightmare. 1 150cc and 5 mirror cups to go....

 

[Timeaisis]

Lightning on the shortcut. Awesome.

 

[Seik]

Man I got hit by so much shit I was yelling NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! at the TV. XD

 

[DaBoss]

What the fuck was that? I failed the trampoline shortcut twice due to reasons. Gonna upload it later.

 

[Saint Gregory]

Man I got hit by so much shit I was yelling NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! at the TV. XD

I had zero coins at the end of that race :/

 

[Timeaisis]

What the fuck was that? I failed the trampoline shortcut twice due to reasons. Gonna upload it later.

That whole race was insane.

 

[HypnoDarkrai]

Sorry Seik.

 

[Seik]

10 meter near the FINISH LINE.

red shell -> green shell ->green shell ->blue shell (AND I WASN'T EVEN FUCKING FIRST, I WAS SECOND)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!

 

[DaBoss]

10 meter near the FINISH LINE.

red shell -> green shell ->green shell ->blue shell (AND I WASN'T EVEN FUCKING FIRST, I WAS SECOND)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!

I lol'd. I'm sorry.

I saw you there so I threw all of my green shells. Then I see a blue shell and looked down at the map to see how many places you would fall behind.

 

[Saint Gregory]

Um... sorry to everyone who got caught in that crazy 8.

It was crazy

 

[Timeaisis]

10 meter near the FINISH LINE.

red shell -> green shell ->green shell ->blue shell (AND I WASN'T EVEN FUCKING FIRST, I WAS SECOND)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!

Mario Kart is a cruel mistress.

 

[chaosblade]

So can you hear someone honking the horn online?

I'm pretty sure you can't, I honk all the time but I've never heard anyone else do it.

 

[CassSept]

Oh wow. Three hours of GAF's cruel tutelage and I'm annihilating npcs in 150cc Grand Prix. I'm amazed.

 

[Timeaisis]

Oh wow. Three hours of GAF's cruel tutelage and I'm annihilating npcs in 150cc Grand Prix. I'm amazed.

Oh, yeah GAFcc makes you own at Mario Kart.

 

[Seik]

That was chaos.

 

[Saint Gregory]

Another race with no coins at the end LOL

 

[Gattuso]

getting on

 

[ohlawd]

holy shit 1st with tilt controls

 

[Saint Gregory]

Who was in 9th or 10th place firing all their fireballs backwards?

I was in 12, was that not far enough back for you???

 

[DaBoss]

Wow that was hectic.

 

[Roo]

In the meantime, DaBoss and I got caught in the middle of bombs, shells and fire flowers.
Still managed second

 

[VICI0US]

man, destroying a blue shell with the super horn is just so satisfying.

 

[Seik]

Welp.

Last.

 

[SmithnCo]

People who hurt Toadette have no soul

 

[Zemm]

There desperately needs to be a larger invincible timer when you get hit by shit. Infuriating as fuck.

 

[Saint Gregory]

In the meantime, DaBoss and I got caught in the middle of bombs, shells and fire flowers.
Still managed second

I really hate Nintendo for what they did to the star.

In which previous MK could you end the race with a star in 2nd but then finish 4th :/

 

[HypnoDarkrai]

People who hurt Toadette have no soul

Same goes for Baby Daisy :'(

 

[Gattuso]

like them shells roo?

 

[Saint Gregory]

Same goes for Baby Daisy :'(

I cosign this

 

[MannyToons]

There desperately needs to be a larger invincible timer when you get hit by shit. Infuriating as fuck.

I'm glad my small, competitive bubble of friends and I aren't the only ones who think so.
Getting hit by one item leaves you wide open for a train of bullshit now.

 

[Saint Gregory]

like them shells roo?

Lose some weight me, you knocked me into the next track that 1st lap

Edit: That was the best star/lightning combo ever

 

[Zemm]

whoever threw that bomb at the end is a dick! 3rd to 12th on the final corner, wow.

 

[Gattuso]

bowser saved you from getting hit with that red shell I had greg

 

[Roo]

I really hate Nintendo for what they did to the star.

In which previous MK could you end the race with a star in 2nd but then finish 4th :/

Yeah, I think they went a little too far nerfing powerful items.

like them shells roo?

Every time I race you, a piece of me dies a little.

 

[DaBoss]

That was even more hectic. Though I screwed up in every way possible lol.

EDIT: Donut Plains is so short and the last item box is so far away from the finish line.

 

[Saint Gregory]

bowser saved you from getting hit with that red shell I had greg

It's alright man, I'm sure that won't happen often LOL

Edit See!

 

[Timeaisis]

I somehow got third there?

 

[Seik]

Looks like I lost the touch, somewhere.

I AM A SHAME TO CANADA!!! D:

 

[Zemm]

priority order for red shells:

1: any Mii
2: baby characters
3. Rosalina
4. People gliding
5. Everyone else

Mii's must die.

 

[Timeaisis]

priority order for shells:

1: any Mii
2: baby characters
3. Rosalina
4. People gliding
5. Everyone else

Agreed.

 

[Seik]

Absolute chaos. :lol

 

[Saint Gregory]

Love how everyone was drifting off me on Royal.

I feel so used