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[MC Safety]

OMG the wait is over.

Puerto Rico.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Jericho is going to rip apart Ambrose's girlfriend's jacket.

Is he gonna shoot reveal them as a couple?

 

[Chie Satonaka]

OH GOOD GUYS

FINALLY, THE SHINING STARS!!!111

 

[shanafan]

The wait is finally over fella's!

 

[Bronx-Man]

Jericho's right about Greensboro being a dump. I can't tell you how many times I finished writing term papers at 10 or 11 at night, and every single fast food joint would be closed. It's a damn embarrassment.

 

[Heroman]

The shinning stars? WHo comes up with this garbage?

 

[ramoisdead]

Carlito has to be coming out with his family. I mean, it's the only explanation why they are pushing this Shining Stars gimmick.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

THEY'RE COMING!

 

[Toki767]

So the tape that Cesaro is wearing on his shoulder, I've seen Balor wear it and NBA player James Harden. What does it even do?

It's athletic tape. They maintain positioning for your bones and muscles while you do physical activities.

 

[Sanjuro]

Golden Corral presents: Apollo Crews

 

[Laws00]

Reminds me I need to hit up Golden Corral sometime.....

 

[Kuroyume]

Crowd are on their feet

 

[bbd23]

THAT REACTION!!!

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

LMAO NO REACTION AT ALL.

It's athletic tape. They maintain positioning for your bones and muscles while you do physical activities.

I thought it was that or even Velcro to hold the suit together.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Is "hit the bricks" a Canadian idiom?

No, now hit the bricks Junior

 

[Sanjuro]

Oh, look...it's Latino New Day.

 

[mightynine]

Crowd are on their feet

Are they heading to the bathrooms/exit?

 

[Y2Kev]

Wow wtf? What is this? >The crowd is DEAD

 

[shanafan]

Watch. These "Shining Stars" will squash their opponents, while Gallows and Anderson still get beat down by the fucking Uso's.

 

[Ultratech]

The Shining Stars: Dead on Arrival

Crowd: ..............who are these guys?

 

[Sephzilla]

Wow, the crowd couldn't be any more silent.

 

[Angry Grimace]

Why are these people here

are they jobbing to the Vaudevillains

 

[Toki767]

Well this gimmick is dead on arrival.

 

[Wagram]

Crowd is deader than their careers.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE'S NO REACTION AT ALL! THIS IS AMAZING! I LOVE IT!

 

[TheSchwab_7]

ACTUAL JOBBERS

 

[Bluekaveli]

YES MY BOYS ARE HERE

 

[DJChuy]

Lmao. No reaction at all.

 

[MC Safety]

Oh, wait. The Shining Stars aren't Puerto Rico.

The ring is Puerto Rico.

Clever.

 

[Barrage]

FUCK YES!! THE RETURN OF JOBBERS!!

(not talking about Shining Stars either)

 

[Jarrod38]

No one cares.

 

[Angry Grimace]

The jobbers are more interesting than Primo and Epico

 

[Intheflorsh]

It was nice of WWE to give these jobbers a vacation.

 

[Sanjuro]

Shining...

Stars...

Rock...

Shining...

Stars...

Rock...

 

[mightynine]

These guys get jobbers.

Primo and Epico get a fucking squash match.

PRIMO AND EPICO IN 2016 GET JOBBERS

 

[Toki767]

These jobbers look like a poor man's Beer Money.

 

[ramoisdead]

Well this gimmick sure makes the Vaudevillians gimmick 100x more appealing.

 

[painey]

these guys spit in the faces of those who don't wanna be cool

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

This is brilliant. Who thought this was a good idea?

 

[Barrage]

Jesus. The number one thinf they had to do was establish without a doubt if these guys were heels or faces. And they didnt. Ugh.

 

[Bronx-Man]

......so where does the heel part of their act come in?

 

[Laws00]

who the hell are these guys?!

 

[Master_Funk]

Compared to these guys, vaudevillians get a big pop.

 

[Sanjuro]

I was about to book my flight to Puerto Rico...

...then I saw this.

 

[Sephzilla]

These guys get a squash match but Gallows and Anderson have to be stuck with the fucking Usos. There is no justice

 

[Kuroyume]

Tooooooootal Eliminattttttttion!!!!!!!!

 

[mightynine]

In case you wanted to bury the Ascension a little more, give the Shining Stars their finisher.

 

[somedevil]

Was that Total elimination?

 

[HeisenbergLannister]

their finisher is the same name of the team?

LOL

 

[ChosenPredator]

just keep giving them Ws against jobber teams that will make people care than move on to established teams