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[Man God]

Oh great now its the hipster who loses and takes the spotlight away from real ass workers like Ryback.

Make a Difference Ryback is just trying to escape his gang affiliated past.

 

[Kaladin]

Preach on Bray

 

[NastyBook]

That PTP promo.

Wow, Bray's firefly nametag!

 

[Howard Ballou]

Bray cutting a 2008 election promo

 

[dr3upmushroom]

Fucking Bray spouting some hippy faux-intellectual bullshit.

 

[creatchee]

It's Bray Wyatt currently auditioning for a gig as a Fox News correspondent?

 

[Fox318]

Make a Difference Ryback is just trying to escape his gang affiliated past.

Make a difference Ryback is great.

Him coming out with the weightlifting belt is a fucking great touch

 

[Man God]

Bo Dallas promo!

 

[Lashley]

Sure I've seen the firefly nametag before? Maybe the ppv

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

Through who? I know Dish and DirecTV dropped them

Well, at the very least Time Warner still carries them.

 

[ramoisdead]

I'm falling asleep over here.

 

[NoRéN]

Lmao at Ascension taking about them looking like old relics from the past. Guess they forgot about Legion of Doom.

Isn't that the joke?

 

[Data West]

This is your future Rusev.

 

[Thorakai]

Spider!?!?

R-Truth is next

 

[Howard Ballou]

I hope this feud ends with Bray becoming Ryback's manager. Perfect pairing.

 

[Amory]

Bray's feuds are so lazy. They don't even make sense.

 

[CDiggity]

Honestly, I love Mad Libs Wyatt because his promos make for a great party game.

 

[Man God]

He should call out Meng next month. Golden Spike on a Pole Match at EC!

 

[Fox318]

Ryback in a Gym.

A place you won't see ol'Huskey here in

 

[FallingEdge]

OK, I used a random number generator to pick who's going to review which Tournament of Death - I'll PM those who entered in a day or two with the details, but here's the list and the first round of each tournament to give you an idea of what you've got to look forward to;

Tournament of Death IV - reviewer: FallingEdge

JC Bailey vs SeXXXy Eddy - Barbed Wire Madness Deathmatch
Mad Man Pondo vs Toby Klein - Light Tube Ropes Deathmatch
Brain Damage vs Beef Wellington - UltraViolent Tables Deathmatch
Ian Rotten vs Necro Butcher - Home Run Derby Deathmatch
Nick Gage vs Nate Webb - Light Tubes & Ladders Deathmatch
Zandig vs Eddie Kingston - Fans Bring the Weapons Deathmatch


If anyone else wants to review a deathmatch show for the OT, let me know - you can either review a show of your choice, or I'll find one for you. The reviews will go up on LegitShook and be linked to in next month's OT.

This is fantastic. I got all the heavy hitters. CAN'T WAIT.

 

[Lashley]

You all turned in Bray quickly, huh?

 

[Dark Ninja]

So Bray is gonna finally win a feud after a year

 

[Fox318]

Nice Spinebuster

 

[Kaladin]

That was a brawl?

 

[Kurt Angle]

now that dragons gone

who do I root for. I might finally be off wrasslin bros

 

[Data West]

You all turned in Bray quickly, huh?

They turn on everyone as soon as the booking goes bad. They complain about the booking all the time but then when whoever they like isn't in the spotlight anymore, 'that wrestler is shit i never liked them.' It's happening to Rusev. It'll happen to Rollins once Cena becomes interested in that title again.

 

[Man God]

You can't graduate from NXT if you can't do a spinebuster.

 

[NastyBook]

You all turned in Bray quickly, huh?

Nah, I'm still a fan, even though Vince isn't.

 

[Kaladin]

Jerry Springer would host a show dedicated to all of the moments WWE has made people cringe.

 

[truly101]

Bray's feuds are so lazy. They don't even make sense.

Outside of Undertaker, you're right. He's a character 17 years too late.

 

[FallingEdge]

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

Jerry Springer would host a show dedicated to all of the moments WWE has made people cringe.

So he would just host every episode of Raw from here on out then...

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Apocalypse on the PS1 is a fun ass game.

Oh and yeah Bryan being gone was a forgone conclusion at this point. Sad.

Also, the music every time they show something about Tough Enough is BUMPIN.

 

[jinxthejiv]

Randy Orton moves like water.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

You all turned in Bray quickly, huh?

Turning on Bray would imply I was ever on his side

Dude hasn't cut a good promo since November and hasn't won a feud since January, but I'm supposed to be excited for him versus fucking Ryback. lmao :jnc rotflolol

 

[Kaladin]

New rule in the Monday Night Raw drinking game:

Drink every time JBL mentions the fatal four way is unfair to the champion.

Drink again if Cole fires back with "but the champion won the belt in Triple Threat rules.".

 

[Cagey]

Do you think Neville and Cena compared bicycles after their enhanced performance tonight? Good lord.

 

[Kaladin]

New rule in the Monday Night Raw drinking game:

Drink every time JBL mentions the fatal four way is unfair to the champion.

Drink again if Cole fires back with "but the champion won the belt in Triple Threat rules.".

If you've followed this rule since I posted it, you might be dead already.

 

[Thorakai]

is big show still trapped under that table?

 

[Kaladin]

is big show still trapped under that table?

I think he's filming a movie.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Good lord JBL needs to get off the commentary team ASAP.

 

[Ultratech]

If you've followed this rule since I posted it, you might be dead already.

Was fixing to say...I'd like to survive to tomorrow.

 

[Fox318]

 

[joelseph]

Randy Orton moves like water.

lol

 

[Mahonay]

You all turned in Bray quickly, huh?

The writers turned on Bray.

I haven't given a fuck about Bray for a while now and I was a huge fan at first. He's been wasting away with nothing of meaning to do. They could barely muster up a worthwhile story against the Undertaker. That's not our fault.

 

[UberTag]

Good lord JBL needs to get off the commentary team ASAP.

What you're really asking for is for Vince to get out of gorilla. Good luck with that. He's not dead yet.

 

[spindashing]

Rusev will threaten to hurt Lana and Cena will quit. #Spoilers

 

[Howard Ballou]

is big show still trapped under that table?

#tenmoreyears

 

[Kaladin]

Was fixing to say...I'd like to survive to tomorrow.

It would probably be dangerous to make any kind of Monday Night Raw drinking game.

 

[Fox318]

Rusev makes Cena tap.

Then he wins all of the belts at once including the Divas belt and NXT belts