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[The Frankman]

WHAT HAPPENED? You refused to pin the guy multiple times in 17 minutes idiot. Now we get serious Cena after a fucking Laurinitis match.

But we were having a blast! It was great! It was fun! It was everything it was supposed to be...

 

[MegaKungFuRadio]

Hate for Cena... rising...

 

[Mr. Luchador]

I think I've asked this a number of times, but older fans during the early 90s (fans that would have been in their 20s-30s) - is this what Hulk Hogan was like?

 

[butter_stick]

Cena: it was fun beating up a defenceless guy

Be a star

 

[G-Fex]

aww we're going to have a Big Show/Cena feud huh?

wellthatstheendofthat

 

[Htown]

Why are you recapping again? We just saw the package.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Well Its the Big Slow again...Ruining segments again and again...

 

[Malo]

Yawn.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

This is totally hbk/jbl

 

[krae_man]

If Johnny got fired. Wouldn't whoever replaced him have rehired Big Show?

:lol Big Show would have stopped me. Like that time I had Johnny in the STF. Big Show was totally ringside to jump in.

Oh wait.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Why are you recapping again? We just saw the package.

Have to fill up some time. They're still finishing up the script after all!

 

[Kyoufu]

What the fuck at the chicken cena fans screaming? lol

This is already a boring RAW. God. Why would you do this to your own company Vince?

 

[Brinbe]

Shut up, Cena.

Serious Cena is somehow even more worse and annoying than stupid smiley Cena.

 

[Officerrob]

Uhhh, what about having him in the STF?

 

[Mr. Luchador]

Cena has mobile GAF on his wristbands. He's reading.

 

[butter_stick]

If Johnny paid The Giant off, why didn't The Giant just run in after 20 seconds

 

[Ithil]

Yeah, the Big Show could definitely beat a 3 count in a sprint.

 

[The Frankman]

See guys? The Big Slow was going to make sure Cena lost anyway.

Uhhh, what about having him in the STF?

But Big Johnny lasted 10 seconds!

 

[ZeroRay]

Shut up, Cena. Bully.

Lol Cena.

"What the Hell happened? What the Hell, man?"

"How come he don't want me, man?"

 

[truly101]

Did anyone care about the Cena/Show feud a couple of years ago? Why are we bringing it back?

 

[HarryDemeanor]

That doesn't make any sense Cena. The Big Slow wouldn't have made it to the ring in time to stop the pin. IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

 

[B M ARAGON]

Sellout? Shut the hell up John

 

[Skiptastic]

Yeah, Big Show was going to run into the ring from outside the stadium and stop a three count if you had just done the pin from the start or tried to submit him with the STF, Cena. Keep thinking that. Idiot.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

See guys? The Big Slow was going to make sure Cena lost anyway.

Big Show was gonna teleport down to the ring

 

[Guzim]

Bring the computer back.

 

[evil ways]

I think I've asked this a number of times, but older fans during the early 90s (fans that would have been in their 20s-30s) - is this what Hulk Hogan was like?

Hogan's promo were giberish most of the time, but they were short and intense. He rarely even joked.

 

[cr_blah_blah]

Playing Diablo instead of watching Raw.

Feels Goodman.

 

[Brinbe]

This is terrible, just so bad. With so much languishing talent on the roster, how does it always become the Cena show. And it's even worse than before.

Well, you're right, John. This is crap.

 

[jmdajr]

Heh....the computer.

 

[butter_stick]

#peoplepower

 

[MisterLuffy]

Ok Cena we get it, you lost.

 

[The Frankman]

Big Show was gonna teleport down to the ring

Why not? Kane and The Undertaker do it all the time. Sin Cara did it once.

 

[DMczaf]

This is probably the worst Cena promo I've heard.

EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[ZeroRay]

You know, Cena. Being meta only works when you enhance the product, not poking holes in what you're trying to sell.

 

[Officerrob]

At least this is a different type of awful Cena promo.....

 

[Jackson50]

He exudes intensity.

 

[krae_man]

HHH Promo last week, Cena Promo this week. I'm guessing HHH promo starts next Raw.

 

[cacophony]

THIS IS CRAP

yes, it is.

 

[DMeisterJ]

Clicking back and forth between this and anything else on TV. What an awful promo about absolutely nothing.

THIS IS CRAP

yes, it is.

This is very self-aware

 

[Guzim]

Eve

 

[Mr. Luchador]

Hogan's promo were giberish most of the time, but they were short and intense. He rarely even joked.

Yeah, I thought so. I remember it from a kid's point of view and thought that was perhaps blinding my opinion.

 

[Alex Anderson]

I'm glad I didn't go to this.

Eve Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng posts in 3 2 1

 

[Ronin]

Thank you Eve!

 

[A Pretty Panda]

THAT WAS ACTUALLY FUNNY

 

[MegaKungFuRadio]

This is going to be a very bad Raw. I feel it in my bones.

 

[Kusagari]

LOL

Cena actually just made me laugh

 

[The Frankman]

Wait ... wasn't Cena making fun of Johnny's voice now? OH BOY HERE COMES JOHNNY.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

PUPPIES!

 

[Skilotonn]

Awwwwwwwwww yeah Eve!

 

[krae_man]

He exudes intensity.

If only he had some integrity and intelligence.