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Sephzilla

Member
What do you buy people for the holidays? Gifts or jifts?

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GWF 4: Life: Zachlash: Great Balls of Filth
Date: Friday, May 26th, 2017
Time: 7:00PM Eastern/6:00PM Central
Where: Live from the Z-Pak Zone on www.twitch.tv/sephzilla

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Pre-Show Match
rrc1594 vs UrbanDandy
Both rrc and UrbanDandy step back into the GWF ring for the first time since GWF1. Both competitors are looking to get some positive forward momentum after taking losses at the inaugural GWF event.

Singles Match
Anth0ny vs Browny
Two WrassleGAF veterans clash as both Trevor Anth0ny Nakamura and Big Daddy Browny square off in a match that could have significance in either of the singles championship pictures.

Extreme Rules Match
Sephzilla vs FallingEdge
After having his one on one GWF Championship match converted to a Fatal Four Way on the eve of GWF3, FallingEdge has called out the man who he feels cheated him out of a championship in a hardcore match.

GWF Tag Team Championship
Bronx-Man & Kornflayx vs The New Japan Express (Klonere & Heroman) [C]
In a shocking turn of events back stage, Bronx-Man has abandoned his previous tag team partner Ithil and has aligned with Kornflayx after initiating the rematch clause for the GWF Tag Team Championship. Will the New Japan Express's reign continue or will we see a new nation rise?

The Streak Match
Caderfix vs BewareTheBatsie vs MYSTERY OPPONENT
Who will remain winless? Will Caderfix give up? Will BewareTheBatsie snap defeat from the jaws of victory once again? Who is the mystery opponent who was thrown into this match? Who will be the one to get win number one!?

Shoots and Ladders Match
Hasney vs DMczaf
Both competitors have demanded a rematch from their GWF3 bout! This time Hasney has agreed to step into DM's realm of the shoot. Pinfalls will not matter in this brutal ladder match. Above the ring will be a briefcase holding the rights to the #1 contender for the GWF World Championship!

GWF B+ Championship Match
RBH vs Tall4Life [C]
Possibly the most highly anticipated rematch in GWF history! Moments after Tall4Life dethroned Korly as B+ Champion, RBH dominated a #1 contender battle royal to earn a shot at the B+ Championship. We now have a Super Bowl level rematch. Can RBH rise up or will he fall to the Patriot way?

20 Minute Iron Man Match
Menome vs Zach
Upon the examination of the galaxies of space, images begin to appear -- images of strange and powerful forces. But of all the forces in the universe, the two most powerful -- Zach Hogan! And the Ultimate Menome! -- prepare to explode! Filth Champion versus Purity Champion. Nickname versus no nickname.

GWF World Championship Match
MYSTERY OPPONENT OF BEEFY'S CHOOSING vs Beefy [C]
After defending his title against all odds at GWF3, Beefy earned the right to pick his own opponent for his title defense at GWF4. The opponent has been chosen but Beefy has requested that the opponent's name not be revealed!? Who could it be?! Will we see a new champion?

* Card, event date, and start time are subject to change. No refunds available in the event Zach no shows. No Fanta allowed in the arena.
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
For the record, you also come across like a dude who hasn't watched much indie wrestling lately. But then, I guess, why would you?

The last AAW show I watched had 9 matches, 3 of them were crazy spotfests and the other 6 were singles matches that were all pretty varied from one another. None of those singles matches could be characterised with the usual bullshit non-fans apply to indie wrestling, nothing on the show outstayed its welcome, and the spotfest matches (used to open the show, bring the crowd back from intermission, and close the show) served their purpose. Which is something people often miss or just fail to appreciate.

The most indie and most popular indie tag team seemingly in the world right now mentioned you, a popular gif maker, by name in one of their entrances. Because gifs are how indie wrestlers are marketed these days. Ricochet vs Ospreay is a 'feud' born entirely of a gif which also birthed a Vader feud.

Gifs are as important as selling t-shirts these days and the more comedy spots/big spots you have the more chances it gets your name and face out there to Big Schnoz and Scab Regal.
 
Ryback comes across as a dude who's never watched an indie wrestling show, but has seen a bunch of GIFs and no sir he doesn't like it.

Episode 39: Ryback, Rip, Randy..Oh My!
Sad and Depressed :( Ryback wants to get drunk really fast It’s conversatioN, there is no S in my F*CKING SHOW! Play my music!!! I’ll take a free ring for my backyard. A lot of feedback It’s good to have influence. I wonder how big her…
Some Dusty Rhodes Talk. Ryback is torturing himself. There’s a ghost haunting Ryback. How much has Ryback lost in sales due to the Amazon Debacle? Ryback’s interesting attire. The Secret Bowling Alley. Holding it Together. The post broke! Ryback vs. the Locals. I just messed that up guys, he’s from Tennessee. We should be a little more organized. Punk's one million dollar offer! 7 year contract, 34 tournaments. Picture in Picture Commercials. DIVE!!! Cutting to Vince in Gorilla during the break. What’s Ryback’s Biggest Regret in Wrestling? The Rip Rogers Tweet! F*CK YOU to Psychology. Throwing away the basic fundamentals of Wrestling. Selling to the masses. When did being a gymnastics star make you tough? 2 Sweet Ryback! Everyone wants to be the nWo and DX. The 1 Star Review!!! The Big Guy’s Court!!! A Tranny or a Trainee? Pat Buck’s Big Guy’s Court Curveball! 17,000 F’n Tweets!!! I don’t like Pat Buck. Top Ten Flattest Asses. When will Ryback be back in WWE? Lennys and Larry’s. Pat Buck Sign Guy. Pat opens up his WrestlePro Emails to the world. The Big Guy gets odd messages too! I want to be punished. NO LIMITS!!! I broke Punks ribs for a Hooters Gift card.
Follow the Big Guy on Twitter @ryback22 and check out www.FeedMeMore.com for official gear, loads of multimedia, and announcements you won't find anywhere else.
 
Episode 39: Ryback, Rip, Randy..Oh My!
Sad and Depressed :( Ryback wants to get drunk really fast It’s conversatioN, there is no S in my F*CKING SHOW! Play my music!!! I’ll take a free ring for my backyard. A lot of feedback It’s good to have influence. I wonder how big her…
Some Dusty Rhodes Talk. Ryback is torturing himself. There’s a ghost haunting Ryback. How much has Ryback lost in sales due to the Amazon Debacle? Ryback’s interesting attire. The Secret Bowling Alley. Holding it Together. The post broke! Ryback vs. the Locals. I just messed that up guys, he’s from Tennessee. We should be a little more organized. Punk's one million dollar offer! 7 year contract, 34 tournaments. Picture in Picture Commercials. DIVE!!! Cutting to Vince in Gorilla during the break. What’s Ryback’s Biggest Regret in Wrestling? The Rip Rogers Tweet! F*CK YOU to Psychology. Throwing away the basic fundamentals of Wrestling. Selling to the masses. When did being a gymnastics star make you tough? 2 Sweet Ryback! Everyone wants to be the nWo and DX. The 1 Star Review!!! The Big Guy’s Court!!! A Tranny or a Trainee? Pat Buck’s Big Guy’s Court Curveball! 17,000 F’n Tweets!!! I don’t like Pat Buck. Top Ten Flattest Asses. When will Ryback be back in WWE? Lennys and Larry’s. Pat Buck Sign Guy. Pat opens up his WrestlePro Emails to the world. The Big Guy gets odd messages too! I want to be punished. NO LIMITS!!! I broke Punks ribs for a Hooters Gift card.
Follow the Big Guy on Twitter @ryback22 and check out www.FeedMeMore.com for official gear, loads of multimedia, and announcements you won't find anywhere else.

The random "I don't like Pat Buck" lmfao
 

cordy

Banned
Young Maha, wrassle's greatest spec
Bout to take over the world, now break bread
I'm in Vince's, Global Express
Out the country, but The Collas still connects
On the low, used to fail but I'm back to collect
But when you young, what the f*** you expect? Yep, yep
Grand entrance and the man's closing
Goddamn, your man Maha pinned your favs again
Who you gonna find doper than him?
With no pins, your flips just ain't what's ins
Soon you gonna see you can't replace him
With cheap imitations, my arm they raising
 
I want more of Ryback's insane claims of what he invented or suggested like saying he came up with the Shield triple powerbomb or thought he vs Brock would break PPV records.
 
The most indie and most popular indie tag team seemingly in the world right now mentioned you, a popular gif maker, by name in one of their entrances. Because gifs are how indie wrestlers are marketed these days. Ricochet vs Ospreay is a 'feud' born entirely of a gif which also birthed a Vader feud.

Gifs are as important as selling t-shirts these days and the more comedy spots/big spots you have the more chances it gets your name and face out there to Big Schnoz and Scab Regal.

I'm not denying that GIFs have become an important promotional tool for some, or that there are wrestlers who do stuff in part because they think it'll be "GIFable", but it's the broad characterisation of a varied genre I have a problem with. Indie wrestling doesn't begin and end with Young Bucks matches.

That show I mentioned had an Eddie Kingston vs David Starr match that had no flips, no one did anything cute for the camera, or anything wacky for the RT's, they were just telling a story and doing so in a violent manner. In fact, the intensity of that match probably stood out a lot more because it was followed by a crazy spotfest with a bunch of dudes doing shit that did in fact make for some great GIFs.
 
Jiffers are flat earth truthers tbh

Fake news.

We're all dots on a moving dot amidst other moving dots, nothing any of us could ever hope to do will matter long-term and the sun exploding will make our moving dot stop moving

Dots are round and can't be flat. Unless they're the round flat candy Dots
 
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