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[slugbahr]

Lmfao bros I totally confused Dean Cain for Mario Lopez

Best Superman?

BEST SUPERMAN

BEST LOIS LANE

 

[West Texas CEO]

BEST LOIS LANE

and the most flat-chested Lois Lane

 

[Stiflers Mom]

and the most flat-chested Lois Lane

God, I love small tits so much.

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

Does anyone remember when she was going to star in a live action adaption of the anime Samurai Girl: Real Bout High School?

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

 

[West Texas CEO]

God, I love small tits so much.

I guess in practice they're easier to handle, just not visually stimulating for me.

 

[Liamario]

Now, she's hot.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Now, she's hot.

It's a shame the show is kinda awful.

 

[Turnstyle]

Here is one of the special features on the Clarissa DVD box set. I miss MTV Cribs, and actually caring about celebrities.

Original air date: 2001

I was 10 and she was 25

Jesus christ, this video has more cuts than an emo kids arm.

 

[GreyHorace]

Now, she's hot.

It's a shame the show is kinda awful.

I have Netflix and keep seeing it on the lineup. Is it really as bad as people say?

And yes, Kiernan Shipka is cute.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Stilton Disco :
Don't be triggered, mate. Merry Christmas to you!

 

[OmegaSupreme]

I have Netflix and keep seeing it on the lineup. Is it really as bad as people say?

And yes, Kiernan Shipka is cute.

Depends on your tolerance for wokeness. It's almost parody with how woke it tries to be.

 

[GreyHorace]

Depends on your tolerance for wokeness. It's almost parody with how woke it tries to be.

Yeaaaaah... That's a no from me. Star Trek Discovery and Picard are pretty much unwatchable for me because of how unashamedly woke the writing is. I can't imagine sitting through this if that's the case.

 

[BrettWeir]

Best thread of 2020!

 

[diffusionx]

Pretty based ngl

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

I have Netflix and keep seeing it on the lineup. Is it really as bad as people say?

And yes, Kiernan Shipka is cute.

I love it. And I'm 49. Squee!

There's definitely an injection of woke. Not as bad as nu-Trek. Stamets getting lectured on they/them pronouns is officially the end of Trek for me.

 

[Sub_Level]

Yes yes, navi-Dad. Well done, well done. HOWEVER

 

[jason10mm]

She even has one with BBC Master Lord URKEL!!!

Not gonna lie, I read that movie title too fast and was about file a complaint

 

[Richard Packer]

Always thought Zelda was hotter. I wonder if she ever showed her tits.

 

[bucyou]

 

[Piku_Ringo]

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Gaf thirst threads are in decline I feel.

 

[Elektro Demon]

Man she got old. I remember watching Sabrina in my teen year. Yeah I jerk off watching that, I ain't got no shame admitting that.

 

[nightmare-slain]

hope you get better soon.

edit: WTF is is only 44? fuck she is OLD looking. her wikipedia photo from 2011 looks like a totally different person. i mean i know 9 years is a long time but the change is drastic.

 

[jshackles]

Alex Mack > Clarissa

therefore

Larisa Oleynik > Melissa Joan Hart

Spoiler: She got old too, though

 

[Elginer]

Hot

 

[nightmare-slain]

Alex Mack > Clarissa

therefore

Larisa Oleynik > Melissa Joan Hart

Spoiler: She got old too, though

wtf is that photo?

 

[jshackles]

wtf is that photo?

OK how about a better and more professional headshot from 2018?

 

[Coolwhhip]

hope you get better soon.

edit: WTF is is only 44? fuck she is OLD looking. her wikipedia photo from 2011 looks like a totally different person. i mean i know 9 years is a long time but the change is drastic.

Lighting can make you look like a different person in photos too, so kinda pointless to compare.

 

[fatty]

Lmfao bros I totally confused Dean Cain for Mario Lopez

Best Superman?

BEST SUPERMAN

Yes, this is Mario Lopez (aka Colonel Sanders):

 

[nightmare-slain]

Lighting can make you look like a different person in photos too, so kinda pointless to compare.

still the same person so perfectly fair to compare

 

[bitbydeath]

Move along grandpa she’s not even the best Sabrina anymore.

 

[T8SC]

 

[bitbydeath]

I love it. And I'm 49. Squee!

There's definitely an injection of woke. Not as bad as nu-Trek. Stamets getting lectured on they/them pronouns is officially the end of Trek for me.

Yeah, it swings both ways at times being both for and against woke. But does unfortunately have a lot of woke politics.

Look beyond that and it’s a fun show.

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

hope you get better soon.

edit: WTF is is only 44? fuck she is OLD looking. her wikipedia photo from 2011 looks like a totally different person. i mean i know 9 years is a long time but the change is drastic.

She morphed into Rachael Dratch

 

[eddie4]

You're on your own on this one teezzy

 

[Cycom]

Like any proud American capitalistic pig daddy worth his (or her) salt in 2020, I noticed that Season One of Clarissa Explains It All on DVD was like $5 on Amazon recently so I scooped it up without a second notice. It came in the mail today.

You guys remember this ish? Clarissa explained it all throughout a large majority of my childhood and then some. After that, I knew her as Sabrina the Teenage Witch. The real Sabrina with the wise-cracking cat, Salem. Not that Netflix show... I never got around to watching that.

This got me thinking, brehs. I wonder if Melissa Joan Hart was still hot in 2020. She is 44 now after all. Would I still let her Explain my All and then some?

You bet your Graham Cracker encrusted buttocks I would! Come here thicc Republican rich white mommy lemme play with your butt flaps. I just wanna suckle that pale neck until it's stupid!

I started going even further down the rabbit hole. What was my new sweetie MILF QUEEN up to these days?

Well.. turns out she just directed a Christmas movie starring Mario Lopez!

Feliz Navi-DAD!!! Get it?!!! He's a DILF!!

But wait, there's more! Looks like Melissa Joan Hart has had a looong streak of Made For TV Christmas movies...

https://ew.com/tv/melissa-joan-hart-lifetime-christmas-movies-stupid-questions/

And in many of them, she's starring opposite Mario Lopez. Theyre about to Nog some Eggs brehhz

She even has one with BBC Master Lord URKEL!!!

Are your chestnuts roasting over an open fire yet?! BECAUSE I KNOW MINE ARE!!!

This one even has Mario Lopez's brother or something...

With that said, she's lookin' good fam on that real-real

With that said, I'm gonna watch at least one of these. Maybe a couple. I'm thirsty for some of that Melissa Joan naughty nogg. BOUT TO MAKE MARIO LOPEZ WATCH AND JERK HIS CANDY CANE IN THE CORNER OF SHAME

Ferguson frickin' wishes

Heck yeah

Merry Christmas everyone. Feliz NaviDAD to you all

 

[Elcid]

Sorry teezzy , she got that cock eyed Hillary look I just can't get behind. Also needs bigger tigs. Probably walks on skis to boot.

 

[teezzy]

Sorry teezzy , she got that cock eyed Hillary look I just can't get behind. Also needs bigger tigs. Probably walks on skis to boot.

You like Emma Watson so your opinion is fairly suspect to begin with.

Rats off to ya though

 

[teezzy]

Move along grandpa she’s not even the best Sabrina anymore.

I think I'm gonna try and watch this.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

I think I'm gonna try and watch this.

One of the worst shows I've never seen.

 

[teezzy]

One of the worst shows I've never seen.

Is it spooky at least?

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Is it spooky at least?

It's a bunch of hoes and homos delving into satanic orgies.

There's no wholesome storylines like Salem and the aunties.

It's a dark show for creeps.

 

[teezzy]

It's a bunch of hoes and homos delving into satanic orgies.

There's no wholesome storylines like Salem and the aunties.

It's a dark show for creeps.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

You like Emma Watson so your opinion is fairly suspect to begin with.

Rats off to ya though

Also his weird problem with women with bigger feet.
Something is off with this guy.

 

[teezzy]

Also his weird problem with women with bigger feet.
Something is off with this guy.

They're called "anime avatars"

 

[Stiflers Mom]

They're called "anime avatars"

LOL, weebs.

 

[#Phonepunk#]

She cute but where is the butt pics? Impossible to judge without

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

This thread is cringier than the pixie gun maniac whatever ms one. GG Spike.

 

[Halo is Back]

Ehhhh no