Melissa Joan Hart is my new THICC mommy Christmas MILF, and Mario Lopez is gonna be our Lifetime CUCK (Lots of pictures!! WOW!!)

This thread is cringier than the pixie gun maniac whatever ms one. GG Spike.

im doing my best trying GIF by Look Human
 
There's also her Maxim spread from October 1999. You guys can Google for more pictures. Don't want this to turn into a fetish thread lol

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If there ever was a face of a woman perfect to describe a word in a dictionary : ordinary / average / unknown / mentally challenged
 
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There's also her Maxim spread from October 1999. You guys can Google for more pictures. Don't want this to turn into a fetish thread lol

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That is rendered null and void by reality.

Photoshop will not make the reality be any more than average.
 
I don't remember thinking much of her back in the TGIF days. But she is a dead ringer for one of my GFs in college, so I must have thought she was hot.

She can still catch it now.
 
she def cute. here is from 2013.

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here is from 2017


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id beware if u look for pandemic-era photos.
Agree, she's pretty. Most of the men's fitness cover models on this site only fuck victoria's secret models though so good job not posting 2020 pics (hint she's getting old.)
 
Agree, she's pretty. Most of the men's fitness cover models on this site only fuck victoria's secret models though so good job not posting 2020 pics (hint she's getting old.)

She's a 44 year old mother of three kids. She's bound to have aged some, but looks great all things considered. People are free to have their opinions, but I'm so grateful to see her aging well and moving onto a directors role rather than mess herself up with plastic surgery ,etc


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Wonder what Fergface is up to these days. Anyway, man...Clarissa Explains It All takes me back! I always wanted that iguana in a sandbox named Elvis lol.
 
Her non-existent upper lip kinda bugs me, but it's not terrible. I do agree it's nice that she's aged.. uh appropriately? I guess.

Clarissa and Sabrina were the shit when I was a kid, loved those shows.
 
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