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[jb1234]

Oh, and also

Yeah, MJH? I've seen you as the lead of a romcom. A shitty one on ABC Family. It wasn't very good. There's probably a reason Hollywood won't take a chance on you.

Yeah, that complaint doesn't really hold much weight with me. At least she's working. There are plenty of actresses who would KILL to have a regular gig on ABC Family.

This Kickstarter doesn't have a chance. It relies solely on people's affection for MJH and I'm not convinced enough care.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

Looks like it's sitting at $11,000 because someone "pledged" $10,000 for the acting role.

 

[CrankyJay]

This kind of pan handling just seems really pathetic to me.

 

[Aquamarine]

I initially thought this was for more Sabrina episodes.

Now I am upset. Bad form, Melissa. :-(

 

[Hi i'm Caleb]

Will I fund this kickstarter?


Nah nah na-na..na-na nah nah nah naaah...

 

[liquidtmd]

Pay us $2million and I'll get someone to follow you on twitter that isn't me and I'll make an edgy romantic comedy that no one in Hollywood will touch with a bargepole. We haven't decided who the twitter stalker will be yet but it'll be someone rad.

Yea...no

 

[Majmun]

Whenever I see her now, all I can think of is this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulm9aee6cTY

You are second

 

[Polari]

If this gets funded when Aaron McGruder's didn't I'll rage with the power of a thousand suns.

 

[SuicidalSteve]

Will I fund this kickstarter?


Nah nah na-na..na-na nah nah nah naaah...

You just explained it all...

 

[Shadow780]

She aged well.

 

[slit]

Did she explain it all?

 

[Angelus Errare]

Does she do voice over work or something? She sounds familiar outside of Sabrina.

And lol @ $2,000,000 goal.

 

[Lambtron]

How about you Kickstart a complete series release of Clarissa on DVD instead, MJH?

 

[Bladenic]

Lol at the part about her path to a more serious film career.

Kristen Bell, what have you done?

 

[Mesoian]

Wow she has aged well. I was expecting her to be Lohan'd.

Seriously. She has Sarah Michelle Gellar elements to her now, it's kind of odd.

 

[Aquamarine]

Pledge $100 or more

Two of our main cast members (not Melissa Joan Hart) will follow you on Twitter for a full year. We don't know who they are yet, but we know you'll want them following you (on Twitter only)!

This has to be the saddest "reward" I have seen in ages.

(not Melissa Joan Hart)

God I am laughing so damn hard right now.

For $100 Melissa won't even grace you with the PRIVILEGE of having her follow you on Twitter. How much more stuck up can you get?

 

[dejay]

Veronica had pent up demand, this has nothing going for it. She's too far out of people's consciousnesses, this ain't Sabrina, there are no talking cats and she isn't cute any more.

 

[KissVibes]

Make a Sabrina movie sequel with Ryan Reynolds reprising his role

SO THAT'S WHERE MY CRUSH ON HIM STARTED.

 

[Purkake4]

This has to be the saddest "reward" I have seen in ages.

Get them to follow Shawn Elliot.

I sincerely hope this fails and gives some perspective for future TV kickstarters.

 

[casablanca]

Worst rewards ever.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Wait, Sabrina started as a movie.... on Showtime?

My mind has been blown.

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

If this gets funded when Aaron McGruder's didn't I'll rage with the power of a thousand suns.

Oh and fuck MJH. She's a cunt.

 

[UpperCaseN]

Whenever I see her now, all I can think of is this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulm9aee6cTY

Oh snap!

 

[D4Danger]

Looks like it's sitting at $11,000 because someone "pledged" $10,000 for the acting role.

I bet it was Melissa Joan Hart.

 

[3phemeral]

You are second

No, you're Second.

 

[SuicidalSteve]

I bet it was Melissa Joan Hart.

Or Ryan Reynolds

 

[ThreePiMatt]

Melissa Joan Hart was one of my first celebrity crushes. If she got Danica McKellar and Kimberly Jo Johnson involved I'd give all my money to this Kickstarter.

 

[Samurai_Heart]

OMG.



Somebody has to do this. And call the character Shitty Cunt Face or something equally appropriate.

How's about Ben Dover? Had an actual friend who was called this XD
Edit: And this is an awkward kickstarter =/

 

[Camp Lo]

kickstarter had a good run.

RIP

 

[chubigans]

Oh man this is going to be cringe worthy.

Who wants to bet it'll be cancelled before the time expires?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I can't believe Melissa Joan Hart thinks she's too good to follow someone one twitter for $100. Go back to the D-list.

 

[HomShaBom]

Kickstarter has become Struggle Inc.

 

[Mileena]

kickstarter had a run.

fixed

 

[Aselith]

I've always thought she had a great voice.

 

[Atlagev]

So she's asking for a handout? Can't she just fund it by using the money in her stock portfolio? Or ask her parents for a loan?

 

[The Faceless Master]

I had no idea this existed.

it's pretty good.

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

That video on the Kickstarter page is cringe-worthy. She can't act for shit.

 

[CreepingFear]

Didn't she come out for Romney or Republicans last major election? Let Romney fund her kickstarter, I hear he has money stashed somewhere.

 

[Figboy79]

More like Sabrina the "middle-aged" MILF...

Anyway, I don't see this ending well, honestly. MJH is awesome, and incredibly lovable, but she's no Veronica Mars, I think. I hope this works out for her, though.

 

[strafer]

I had a crush on her once.

 

[apocalidiot]

Jesus christ. I'm embarrassed reading the fucking rewards. This is so bad

 

[BY2K]

This has to be the saddest "reward" I have seen in ages.

Someone (not BY2K) will give money to this kickstarter.

This is disgusting.

 

[G-Fex]

It wasn't meant to be MJH. Let it go.

 

[TheOMan]

kickstarter had a good run.

Yeah, this might be the beginning of the end.

 

[Alchemy]

$2m? Pffffthahahaha.

 

[AstroZombie]

God I am laughing so damn hard right now.

For $100 Melissa won't even grace you with the PRIVILEGE of having her follow you on Twitter. How much more stuck up can you get?

 

[kirby_fox]

Sabrina or Clarissa movie, I'd thrown in some cash.

This? I don't even know what this is.

 

[BY2K]

God I am laughing so damn hard right now.

For $100 Melissa won't even grace you with the PRIVILEGE of having her follow you on Twitter. How much more stuck up can you get?

For 300$ she will!

Jesus Christ.

 

[Purkake4]

For 300$ she will!

Jesus Christ.

Torment could have made $10 million if only they had had Avellone and Fargo following you on twitter tiers and addons. Opportunity missed.

 

[G-Fex]

is Melissa Joan Hart that stuck up?