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Melissa Joan Hart (Sabrina - Clarissa) cancels a Kickstarter
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AstroZombie
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Samurai_Heart
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Has anyone figured out who Tibor is yet?
A Simpsons character?
http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Tibor
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tibor
thekonamicode
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I'd rather Melissa Joan Hart star in a sequel to Camp Cucamonga.
Where is THAT kickstarter?
Where is THAT kickstarter?
NotTheGuyYouKill
Member
I love how it says "(not Melissa Joan Hart)" yeah because asking her to follow someone on twitter would be way too much trouble.This has to be the saddest "reward" I have seen in ages.
Edit: oh I see, she follows someone for $300 lol
Ninja Scooter
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mugurumakensei
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Just to answer who is Tibor. He's the director of Sabrina and Spiders 3D.
Full name is Tibor Takacs or something like that.
Full name is Tibor Takacs or something like that.
I'd honestly kickstart that, not this
This has to be the saddest "reward" I have seen in ages.
Penny-Arcade did it before for more. Was just as sad,then.
alfredofroylan
Member
I'm going to leave this here, Robert Reger (creator of Emily the Strange) is doing a Kickstarter too.
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1847107349/first-ever-emily-the-strange-animated-rock-n-roll
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1847107349/first-ever-emily-the-strange-animated-rock-n-roll
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
.... that, combined with the fact that she currently has a hit show on ABC Family, is fucking comedy platinum.
Yeah, what the hell Melissa?
A reward tier to get a signed photo of Melissia would be nice, loved her in the Sabrina years.
Whole things stinks of jumping on the band wagon after the Verinica Mars kickstarter has done so well (Even mentioning them in the blurb...)
Shame it has come to this for her. Kickstart a Sabrina movie instead!
Would also back if a nude scene of her was in the plan, or stretch goal.
Whole things stinks of jumping on the band wagon after the Verinica Mars kickstarter has done so well (Even mentioning them in the blurb...)
Shame it has come to this for her. Kickstart a Sabrina movie instead!
Would also back if a nude scene of her was in the plan, or stretch goal.
To be fair alot of the development teams people throw their money at contain some fairly rich individuals.
Not defending it. I find kickstarter gross personally.
I like Kickstarter and I think there is a place for it, but I am growing tired/overly paranoid at the direction it seems to be going. I tend to draw a line between projects that legitimately don't look like they could be made without crowd sourcing and those where it is nothing more than a way to get a ton of money up front and limit a corporations exposure.
RobotMafia
Banned
Isn't she a crazy christian? I know she was a big Romney supporter.
grandjedi6
Master of the Google Search
So a multimillionaire in a hit comedy wants me to fund her show/movie that hollywood executives found too shitty to greenlight themselves? All so I can have two unknown costars twitter follow me? Oh and to further her "stellar" serious acting career?
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
One that advocated for the Romney campaign, you know the one that was based on the foundation of DIY, yeah.
BruceLeeRoy
Banned
Haha bless the first post.
This has to be the saddest "reward" I have seen in ages.
Came just to post this.
Ridiculous, lol.
AuthenticM
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oh man
AuthenticM
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Sapiens
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She should have known better than to take on Kimmel. Say what you will about the man, but he doesn't lack wit.
MJH just seems like such an unholy cunt. Like, the kind of woman who's always periody about something.
And as far as TV went in the 90s, it was easier to masturbate to Blossom (Six!) than it was with Sabrina, what with those two old hags taking up half of the screen time and MJH looking 40 by season two.
depends on how she saved.
She was on what 65 episodes of Clarissa explains it all ? She had to get some money from that. Even at 10k an episode your north of half a million
She then did Sabrina which was on ABC and then WB . That's a 163 episodes and 2 tv movies. I'm sure on ABC she was making more than nick. So what a 100k an episode ? That's at least 16 mil
That new show is in its third season I believe. she did some voice acting and was in a few movies in the early 2000s .
I'm sure she is worth a few million unless she was horrible with it as she was making it
RobotMafia
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According to this site yes:
http://tinyurl.com/d56k27q
No clue if its accurate or real. I could see it, though as Sabrina was on for quite a while as well as Clarrisa.
You guys are really going to base your opinion of an actress based on their political beliefs?
I mean, don't get me wrong, there are several reasons not to support it but one of them is not "omg she voted for the other guy".
DiscoJer
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I'm the exact opposite. The oldest was like 40 or at the time and pretty hot.
And with all those episodes, I'm sure her residual checks aren't too shabby.
alfredofroylan
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I don't know why I'm doing this .... Mayim Bialik (Blossom) 2013
and Jenna von Oÿ (Six) 2012
Aquamarine
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But these are the greatest rewards ever.....
$1 pledge = Nothing! lol
$10 pledge = The SCRIPT!
$25 pledge = A supah-expensive t-shirt
$35 = The movie in digital form! (ONLY IN USA AND CANADA EVEN THO MOVIE IZ DIGITAL TROLOL)
$50 = A PHYSICAL DVDZZZ (fuck you Canada)
$75 = A MOOVIIIZ POZTERS (okay Canada we still love u)
$100 = RANDOMIZED NOBODIES WILL ADD U ON TWITTAHHH! (but Melissa won't add you because she's too good for a mere $100)
$125 = T-shirt ANNNNND the DVD!!! (ACTUALLY THO FUCK YOU CANADA)
#175 = SIIIIIGNNNNED poster + DVD (lol Canada)
$200 = SIGNED PAPER COPY OF THE SCRIPT OMG OMG OMG MEGATON
$250 = END CREDITTSSS REFERENCE
$300 = The holy grail. Her Majesty, MELISSA the Incomparable will graciously allow her divine hand to add you on Twitter, and keepeth so for a period of exactly 365 days upon which, you shall be discarded.
$500 = ONE twenty-second recording sent TO YOUR VOICEMAIL by Her Majesty Melissa Joan Hart's mellifluous, ethereal, majestic voice.
$1000 = AFTERR PARRTTTAAYYY
$2500 = You MAY be in the movie as an extra. Just might...if we're feeling generous. (Although you may get nothing just because lol)
$3500 = HAVE LUNCH WITH HER HOLINESS MELISSA OMG OMG OMG
$5000 = Receive clothing THAT MELISSA HAS WORN ON HER BODY ONE TIME.
$6000 = Receive A DRESS THAT MELISSA HAS WORN ON HER BODY ONE TIME.
$6500 = NAME a random, not-important character in the show. THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES, you get to NAME SOMEONE.
$8000 = You get to yell "ACTION!" one time. But just once tho.
$10000 = You get to say FIVE words in the movie. FIVE. WORDS. SAID. BY. YOU.
$10000 = Melissa will graciously attend your wedding. YOUR. MOTHERFUCKIN. WEDDING.
AlanSmithee
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Has anyone figured out who Tibor is yet?
Dont you know the brilliant director of SPIDERS 3D, Meteor Storm, NYC Tornado Terror?! He need no last name!
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0847749/
fake edit: he did direct the Sabrina movie and Sabrina goes to Rome!!!!
Not that this has any chance of being funded, but I bet she'd skip the ceremony and spend a total of 3 minutes at the party before bolting with a bottle of champagne.
The denial is mind-boggling. How can they speak of a "theatrical release" and a "red carpet premiere" with a straight face?
SouSouRocket
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I thought by attend your wedding they meant she'd just record a lame video toast for you to play at your wedding.
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