Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
I hear it's exclusive AFMy penis is community property. Anyone who wants to experience it can get on the waiting list.
I hear it's exclusive AFMy penis is community property. Anyone who wants to experience it can get on the waiting list.
My penis is community property. Anyone who wants to experience it can get on the waiting list.
I go where ever god takes meGood morning boys! So, we changed topic from big breastmilk tiddies to penises?
Yay!
Well, god is a lucky guyI go where ever god takes me
Well, god is a lucky guy
What’s a penis?Here let me explain. Take my penis - you know how it's mine and I own it? So I can do whatever I want with it because it's mine, right?
I forgot where I was going with this analogy.
That's called being a 'whore.'My penis is community property. Anyone who wants to experience it can get on the waiting list.
More profitable than McDonald's and tastier, too.What’s a penis?
Where can I buy one?More profitable than McDonald's and tastier, too.
That's called being a 'whore.'
Being a whore in the name of God is still being a whore.No, he does it for free.
Do you mean sex workers and shit or sex workers and shit? Because I think Rent is still offering discount on the latter.That YouTube thread was a heady sojourn into politics was fun for a moment, glad it got shot in the head, prefer to argue about sex worker girlfriends and shit than that ouroboros.
Now you just got me picturing a gigalo who pooped himself calling his slimfit jeans "mah fayncy paynts"Do you mean sex workers and shit or sex workers and shit? Because I think Rent is still offering discount on the latter.
That's the gif to end all gifs roflGood morning boys! So, we changed topic from big breastmilk tiddies to penises?
Yay!
I mean, not to cast aspersions or owt, but I’m wearing slimfit jeans as I type. Make of that what you will.Now you just got me picturing a gigalo who pooped himself calling his slimfit jeans "mah fayncy paynts"
I mean, not to cast aspersions or owt, but I’m wearing slimfit jeans as I type. Make of that what you will.
but I’m wearing slimfit jeans
Honestly, it’s like trying to stuff the Pillsbury Doughboy into an empty Pringles tube.another fat bitch wearing Lycra legging because she think it makes her look slim.
Honestly, it’s like trying to stuff the Pillsbury Doughboy into an empty Pringles tube.
I guess I never left part of my emo teen phase behind. I just wish I had the hair instead of the jeans.Chris. buys Skinny Jeans.
Oh no, come on, don't do thatI mean, not to cast aspersions or owt, but I’m wearing slimfit jeans as I type. Make of that what you will.
This reminds of a story of a lady with many flaps and folds who went to the doctor to complain obout a pain in her breast. As the RN started to examine her, she lifted up the troublesome breast and Oreo cookie fell out from somewhere in the chasm as the woman exclaimed "oh my!"
This was told to me as a true story and I liked it so much I never doubted.
Like this?I just wish I had the hair instead of the jeans.
Hah, no, not quite that bad. I did have a hell of a fringe, mind, and my hair was dyed jet black. I guess I wasn’t a true emo, in the sense I didn’t wake up everyday wanting to slit my wrists while listening to My Immortal by Evanescence.Like this?
OK, OK that's enough. Don't be sad or mad!
This was way before then, like 2001.morphed urban myth.
The Asian Oreo Breast Feeding Ad Exposed | Urban Myths
So you’re hungry for a few Oreo cookies and you want milk with that. You look in the fridge and…nothing. Bet you didn’t think of using breast milk to satisfy your cravings. But Oreo’s ad agency has, and an ad it created for an advertising conference has “leaked” out, pun intended. via the NY...www.urbanmyths.com
Like this?
OK, OK that's enough. Don't be sad or mad!
This & mom jeans are making a comeback. I prefer the skinny Jean thing tbh.Only 90s kids will get this.
i saw it so you have to see it too
Positivity breeds positivity. Negativity breeds negativity. Your life has more value than you realize.That’s 55 seconds of my already pitiful life I’ll never get back. Still, it could be worse, I could be them.
What does neutrality breed?Positivity breeds positivity. Negativity breeds negativity. Your life has more value than you realize.
Neutrality. Nothing wrong with that. I try to stay even keeled as I can.What does neutrality breed?
I might try and give that a listen before bed.Neutrality. Nothing wrong with that. I try to stay even keeled as I can.
If you like Podcasts and education, Andrew Huberman does great scientific breakdowns about how your brain chemistry works (or rather our understanding of it thus far). I have not yet watched his video on depression, but I do recommend his podcast for anyone with an interest. He's got some great guides/info/tools across a broad range of topics related to mental wellbeing. His latest is on controlling your dopamine. I'm mid-way through and love his format.
Yeah but 80 of those lbs are boobs.looks like she weighs about 250 lbs
My wife is flying to Disneyland with other grown women today and leaving me alone with our two kids for three days. So I shared this with her
I cannot imagine telling my kids that my wife is going to Disney and we are all staying home. You must have the patience of a saint.My wife is flying to Disneyland with other grown women today and leaving me alone with our two kids for three days. So I shared this with her
Well one is 3 and one is 8 months, and we already went as a family earlier this year. But since it was a total shit show with little kids, the ladies decided they wanted an all adult trip. Because you know, the dozens of other times they’ve all been over the years just weren’t enough.I cannot imagine telling my kids that my wife is going to Disney and we are all staying home. You must have the patience of a saint.
Not a bad deal. Hopefully the deal will not be altered and pray it isn't altered further.On the flip side I’m getting two man only trips out of this: a ski trip and trip to Vegas to see the Raiders this winter.
Well one is 3 and one is 8 months, and we already went as a family earlier this year. But since it was a total shit show with little kids, the ladies decided they wanted an all adult trip. Because you know, the dozens of other times they’ve all been over the years just weren’t enough.
The big burly men who inhabit Disney:They just want to get plowed by big burly men.