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[Tschumi]

I don't like that story. Let's not talk about this again.

 

[haxan7]

I once decided to go for the nastiest ho in a nightclub in Beijing, fishnets and very expressive dancing, she took me home to her extremely messy apartment and wanted to take a shower alone, i insisted on taking it with her because i was, really, extremely young and wanted to make out, and i didn't realise the hose attached to the tap next to her toilet was for cleaning out her poop shoot, anyway long story short halfway through the deed i realised she had a moisturizing cream tub open and was constantly transfering cream to the action zone, i then realised that my johnson was in her butt.

And thus i lost my butt virginity. With some nasty club ho rather than, you know, whatever my fantasy was at that time.

Yeah I was walking home about 10 minutes later. Probably my all time worst such experience. Lesson: it can be a bad experience.

How did you miss the swinging dick and balls

 

[Tschumi]

How did you miss the swinging dick and balls

she was on her back so i had full view of her anatomy and there was a distinct lack of wang

... unless her last name was wang... which is a legit possiblity...

 

[Star-Lord]

I once decided to go for the nastiest ho in a nightclub in Beijing, fishnets and very expressive dancing, she took me home to her extremely messy apartment and wanted to take a shower alone, i insisted on taking it with her because i was, really, extremely young and wanted to make out, and i didn't realise the hose attached to the tap next to her toilet was for cleaning out her poop shoot, anyway long story short halfway through the deed i realised she had a moisturizing cream tub open and was constantly transfering cream to the action zone, i then realised that my johnson was in her butt.

And thus i lost my butt virginity. With some nasty club ho rather than, you know, whatever my fantasy was at that time.

Yeah I was walking home about 10 minutes later. Probably my all time worst such experience. Lesson: it can be a bad experience.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[T8SC]

I'll save you the headache, he's describing sex. It's an activity that most humans tend to find so agreeable.

 

[T8SC]

I don't like that story. Let's not talk about this again.

 

[Star-Lord]

I'll save you the headache, he's describing sex. It's an activity that most humans tend to find so agreeable.

Ah, OK, gotcha. I got confused when he started talking about genitals smushing together.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Holy shit. The Ban list zoomed up the charts!

 

[Sidney Prescott]

Any Slay the Spire fans in here? That game is surprisingly addictive. I'm not usually in to card type games, but trying to get further each time is a really fun loop.

On first glance it really didn't like the type of the game I'd enjoy. Just goes to show not to judge a book by its cover and all that.

 

[Richard Packer]

Any Slay the Spire fans in here? That game is surprisingly addictive. I'm not usually in to card type games, but trying to get further each time is a really fun loop.

On first glance it really didn't like the type of the game I'd enjoy. Just goes to show not to judge a book by its cover and all that.

I'm judging you by this post.

 

[Star-Lord]

Holy shit. The Ban list zoomed up the charts!

NeoGAF is fast becoming a Mad Max/Mortal Engines battleground. Splinters of communities battling each other and fighting for survival amongst the many skirmishes. Crowded, dusty graveyards lie among the ruins of civilisation.

 

[Sidney Prescott]

I'm judging you by this post.

Not a fan?

 

[Thaedolus]

Holy shit. The Ban list zoomed up the charts!

Part of me understands the warring as, when I was a kid, we were an NES/SNES family and my best friend had a Genesis. But boy did we have fun going to each other’s houses playing the other console, and we both talked about how we wanted both even when we bickered about what was better.

But this was from when I was like 6-10 years old. Imagine being an adult and throwing a bitch fit about which console is better instead of just being happy we continually get more games than we have time for

 

[T8SC]

Any Slay the Spire fans in here? That game is surprisingly addictive. I'm not usually in to card type games, but trying to get further each time is a really fun loop.

On first glance it really didn't like the type of the game I'd enjoy. Just goes to show not to judge a book by its cover and all that.

Card games?

It's strictly strip poker or nothing in here.







Ok maybe Triple Triad for Sunday mornings.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I only strip for Jesus.

 

[Star-Lord]

I only strip for Jesus.

Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can’t tell dad.

 

[Banjo64]

Lmao it’s like the day of reckoning on the ban page. I want a badge of honour if I make it without a ban during this purge Don’t know how clear the sticky could be, but people are persisting with the low tier trolling (Bo aside, he was just posting a meme).

 

[T8SC]

I only strip for Jesus.

That must be a high stakes game.

 

[Tschumi]

Lmao it’s like the day of reckoning on the ban page. I want a badge of honour if I make it without a ban during this purge Don’t know how clear the sticky could be, but people are persisting with the low tier trolling (Bo aside, he was just posting a meme).

I think some of them think that if their pet device is "winning" as part of the thread title any memes and gloats just become celebratory or something..

Ah pity tha fools!

I only strip for Jesus.

Didn't know you were a Southern Belle, Maiden...

 

[nush]

I think some of them think that if their pet device is "winning" as part of the thread title any memes and gloats just become celebratory or something..

I think it's because most of them can only afford one console. Platform whores like myself don't care,

Me buying a Wii U

I guess I'll just play my PS4 instead...

 

[Tschumi]

award for cryobump with the most obvious motivation goes to...

 

[Star-Lord]

Howdy, folks, and how are we all on this fine Sunday morning?

 

[Peggies]

I only strip for Jesus.

Another great name for a band! Or a T-Shirt. Yes, I think I want it on a T-Shirt.

 

[Thaedolus]

Howdy, folks, and how are we all on this fine Sunday morning?

If this fuckin baby doesn’t go back to sleep in the next little bit I’m gonna need a good drywall dude

 

[Star-Lord]

If this fuckin baby doesn’t go back to sleep in the next little bit I’m gonna need a good drywall dude

Weekends going well, I assume?

 

[Thaedolus]

Weekends going well, I assume?

 

[Star-Lord]

I hate everything about this post.

 

[Tschumi]

I hate everything about this post.

Pee-yew! Well that smells stinkowhiff

 

[Peggies]

If this fuckin baby doesn’t go back to sleep in the next little bit I’m gonna need a good drywall dude

Haha, looking forward to that!

 

[Star-Lord]

Pee-yew! Well that smells stinkowhiff

I’m having a good weekend, please don’t ruin it.

 

[Tschumi]

I’m having a good weekend, please don’t ruin it.

haha mea culpa

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Howdy, folks, and how are we all on this fine Sunday morning?

Great. I have my freshly poured coffee and my favorite newspaper, theneogaf.com, right in front of me. The day is filled with endless possibility.

 

[Thaedolus]

Well it felt like the second I dozed off again the older child came to let me know it’s time to start the day.

No daycare all week due to a positive Covid infant, then this weekend from hell. Today is bath day. I’m not religious but fuckin pray for me GAF

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Thaedolus 's kids after hearing him slowly cave to his insanity:

 

[22:22:22]

Howdy, folks, and how are we all on this fine Sunday morning?

 

[Star-Lord]

Good day then?

 

[Thaedolus]

 

[22:22:22]

Good day then?

Just peachy

 

[22:22:22]

When you get woken up at 5 in the morning because your cat demands a luxury faucet drink and your throat is to dry to complain

Lemme fill my water bottles babe

 

[Star-Lord]

Just peachy

Here’s something to cheer you up.



Oh, wait…

 

[nush]

When you get woken up at 5 in the morning because your cat demands a luxury faucet drink and your throat is to dry to complain

Lemme fill my water bottles babe

I put a bowl of water in the bedroom for my dog, she drinks it sometimes during the night.

 

[22:22:22]

I put a bowl of water in the bedroom for my dog, she drinks it sometimes during the night.

Yeah I always have a bowl of fresh water for my *queen* but fresh faucet water is where it's at yo..

Apparently..

I can't blame her

 

[22:22:22]

Would you drink hours old stale water or rather directly from the faucet...

Doesn't mean it's annoying to get woken up between 5 and 7 in the morning became fuck you I'm somewhat thirsty.

And I mean meows from a distant that wake me.up from my interdimensional travels so *madam* can have a lick or 2 before she feels bored

 

[teezzy]

 

[22:22:22]

Soo cute..

 

[22:22:22]

I envy you americans. .

You don't have to be good to beat me at halo

I hope you feel shame in your "succes"

Sincerely

Bitterdude30268

 

[Thaedolus]

dp

 

[Thaedolus]

I envy you americans. .

You don't have to be good to beat me at halo

I hope you feel shame in your "succes"

Sincerely

Bitterdude30268

 

[22:22:22]

Ever died by a singular plasma pistol shot hitting you?

Or seeing 9 BR shots registering from up close and dying from a invisible grenade?



And folks are talking about graphics