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Remember elementary school (or whatever they call it in Europe Land) where everyone would just be chillin listening to the teacher, then suddenly someone would throw up three bucket's worth of puke out of nowhere?

Or shit themselves.

 

[Rentahamster]

Remember elementary school (or whatever they call it in Europe Land) where everyone would just be chillin listening to the teacher, then suddenly someone would throw up three bucket's worth of puke out of nowhere?

This stil happens at the pub , as a grown ass man #adulting

 

[Star-Lord]

If there’s no oxygen in space, how is the sun still burning?

We all know the speed of light, but what’s the speed of dark?

When butterflies fall in love, what do they feel in their stomachs?

Happy Monday, you bunch of shitfucks.

 

[nush]

This stil happens at the pub , as a grown ass man #adulting

I've always made it to the bathroom first. #adulting/Not looking like a fucking lightweight to your mates

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Remember elementary school (or whatever they call it in Europe Land) where everyone would just be chillin listening to the teacher, then suddenly someone would throw up three bucket's worth of puke out of nowhere?

I did that. I threw up my cinnamon toast crunch all over my desk in second grade.

 

[nush]

I did that. I threw up my cinnamon toast crunch all over my desk in second grade.

 

[Rentahamster]

If there’s no oxygen in space, how is the sun still burning?

We all know the speed of light, but what’s the speed of dark?

When butterflies fall in love, what do they feel in their stomachs?

Happy Monday, you bunch of shitfucks.

The sun "burns" from a fusion reaction, not an oxidation reaction, so no oxygen is needed.

Dark is merely the absence of light, so it doesn't have a speed.

Butterflies have very simple brains so they don't experience love, and their stomachs are full of flower nectar and parasites.

Commander Shitfuck, reporting for duty.

Cheers

 

[Maiden Voyage]

If there’s no oxygen in space, how is the sun still burning?

We all know the speed of light, but what’s the speed of dark?

When butterflies fall in love, what do they feel in their stomachs?

Happy Monday, you bunch of shitfucks.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

“Alright kiddo let’s get your shoes and jacket on.”

“No daddy, that’s not the deal!”

“Well I am altering the deal, pray I don’t alter it further!”

*blank stare*

 

[Rentahamster]

“Alright kiddo let’s get your shoes and jacket on.”

“No daddy, that’s not the deal!”

“Well I am altering the deal, pray I don’t alter it further!”

*blank stare*

At least you didn't tell him that you're his father and then he screamed "NO" and attempted to commit suicide.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

At least you didn't tell him that you're his father and then he screamed "NO" and attempted to commit suicide.

You don’t know that

 

[Rentahamster]

You don’t know that

 

[Richard Packer]

At least you didn't tell him that you're his father and then he screamed "NO" and attempted to commit suicide.

Is there something you would like you share? This is a judgement free zone.

 

[Rentahamster]

Is there something you would like you share? This is a judgement free zone.

No one needs to know about my inverted nipples and outie belly button.

 

[Richard Packer]

No one needs to know about my inverted nipples and outie belly button.

The world does.

 

[haxan7]

Richard Packer have you even seen star wars bro

 

[Richard Packer]

Richard Packer have you even seen star wars bro

I have.

 

[Rentahamster]

He only watched the prequels.

 

[IbizaPocholo]

Glarthir's extreme paranoia has led him to believe his neighbors are constantly watching him as part of a conspiracy. He contacts a local neighborhood watch, as well as different home security services, to enlist help against the spies. As each of the recipients dismiss him and refuse his bribes, however, his suspicions slowly begin to extend to them as well.

 

[Barakov]

We're now in the lizards vs dogmen timeline

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

Surprised to see Noboru Wataya close his account.

Did he say anything about why?

 

[OmegaSupreme]

We're now in the lizards vs dogmen timeline

I imagine Seth Rogan to be a guy who pretty much lays in bed all day with weed and tries to insert himself into everything on twitter. Does anyone care what he thinks?

 

[Richard Packer]

He only watched the prequels.

Correction. I only watched the sequels.

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

Correction. I only watched the sequels.

You poor bastard. I can't imagine having to sit through Rise of Skywalker again.

 

[Richard Packer]

You poor bastard. I can't imagine having to sit through Rise of Skywalker again.

It's decent. The Last Jedi however, is a masterpiece.

 

[haxan7]

I imagine Seth Rogan to be a guy who pretty much lays in bed all day with weed and tries to insert himself into everything on twitter. Does anyone care what he thinks?

I imagine him as a guy who lays in bed all day and inserts things in himself.

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

It's decent. The Last Jedi however, is a masterpiece.

I unironically agree. I love TLJ.

 

[Richard Packer]

I feel like haxan7 was so high last night he forget he asked me about Star Wars.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Star Wars is bad.

 

[haxan7]

Star Wars is bad.

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

Star Wars is bad.

 

[haxan7]

I feel like haxan7 was so high last night he forget he asked me about Star Wars.

i'm straight edge

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Marvel movies are bad too.

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

Marvel movies are bad too.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Marvel movies are bad too.

I have yet to block anyone on here but you're pushing it, bucko. Stand down.

 

[Richard Packer]

i'm straight edge

Lol

 

[MudoSkills]

Surprised to see Noboru Wataya close his account.

Did he say anything about why?

I think account closure is different to requesting a ban. There are a couple of accounts on the list with it which suggests there was some offsite fuckery afoot.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I think account closure is different to requesting a ban. There are a couple of accounts on the list with it which suggests there was some offsite fuckery afoot.

They’re banning people over there too, thinking I have a secret account. At some point they’ll figure out the same people posting there are sharing caps in private here.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

They’re banning people over there too, thinking I have a secret account. At some point they’ll figure out the same people posting there are sharing caps in private here.

Over there or over there?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Over there or over there?

Ovah yondah.

 

[Prison Mike]

Ovah yondah.

 

[Rentahamster]

i'm straight edge

I'm curved slightly upwards.

 

[haxan7]

I'm curved slightly upwards.

 

[Rentahamster]

 

[haxan7]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Taskmaster is my new favorite Brit show. Watched series 1 over the past few days. Glad to see the episodes on YouTube in full.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Sound on

 

[haxan7]

Sound on

us laughing at other people's pain:

 

[Prison Mike]

Sound on

 

[Sub_Level]

The Extreme Sausage from Jack in the Box feels underrated. 25g protein, two delicious sausage patties (pork hasn't had quite the inflation beef has), and wholesome American cheese n' egg on a buttered bun. Its served all day too.