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Taskmaster is probably the best entertainment show on British TV in years, even though the series filmed during lockdown felt a little stilted. The banter between Greg and Alex is hilarious. I’m glad it’s gaining more recognition on an international level, though I dread the inevitable American take on the format.
Rentahamster
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I wish this gif was in reverse. Dangle > smile
Tschumi
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Commentator couldn't resist being a total fratboy about it loll
Damn son, what a thing to tell your kids: "i was in the Olympics once, as chance would have it my participation ended the same instant your siblings died"
Thaedolus
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If I was that guy’s kid, I’d clip the sound of his scream and make it the tone when receiving a text from dad.
Thaedolus
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Tschumi
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I shit u not it took until today, years into my stay in Japan, to realise that i need to bend my enormous wang more downwards while pissing here then i do in western toilets or the top of the spread of my piss hitting the bowl can spill down the front of the toilet, passing beneath the seat. Mysterious yellow buildup around the base of the toilet in our old house explained!
... Fucking ew.
I need to alter my stance slightly to avoid dabbing the tip again' the bowl...
... Fucking ew.
I need to alter my stance slightly to avoid dabbing the tip again' the bowl...
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nush
Member
I shit u not it took until today, years into my stay in Japan, to realise that i need to bend my enormous wang more downwards while pissing here then i do in western toilets or the top of the spread of my piss hitting the bowl can spill down the front of the toilet, passing beneath the seat. Mysterious yellow buildup around the base of the toilet in our old house explained!
... Fucking ew.
I need to alter my stance slightly to avoid dabbing the tip again' the bowl...
Show us Japanese toilet.
haxan7
Banned
Seconded
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
I want him to show us something else from that story.
Tschumi
Member
Edit: I'm not saying the girls are toilets lol i just got to that stage in the gif search and wanted to share
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IbizaPocholo
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OmegaSupreme
advanced basic bitch
Pervs. The lot of ya.
Maiden Voyage
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Richard Packer
Gold Member
The lack of image upload affected us all. It was especially hard on
Maiden Voyage
, the poor bastard.
Maiden Voyage
, the poor bastard.
Peggies
Gold Member
SoggyBiscuit
Banned
Sad you didn't make it as a pilot, but you can always fall back on your YoniFans.
Prison Mike
Banned
Peggies
Gold Member
SoggyBiscuit
Banned
I'm a true creative, what can I say.Haha "YoniFans".
haxan7
Banned
i can't edit a quote on mobile (Safari browser/iPhone) anymore. That stopped working a few months ago. If I try to select any portion of text, it automatically scrolls my screen all the way up top and can't get around it.
Toons
Member
So I'm not the only one here. Nice
SoggyBiscuit
Banned
Hell yeah, finally someone who understands good characterisation and story telling.
GymWolf
Member
I can copy but i can't paste, i can't even do the
The crazy thing is that i can copy paste link from youtube...
Dafuq??
OmegaSupreme
advanced basic bitch
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Richard Packer
Gold Member
I liked your post in my mind.haxan7 no lie I was about to do the exact same thing you just did in the copy paste thread and now I'm kicking myself that I went with the gif.
haxan7
Banned
Richard Packer
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nush
Member
Richard Packer
Gold Member
Hope you have another sweet sausage filled dream.
nush
Member
haxan7
Banned
Good night my love
Richard Packer
Gold Member
Ionian
Member
I hope it's of British bangers.
Immediately the theme tune played in my head
nush
Member
ban-na bow bow...
Peggies
Gold Member
Hmmm
, is it a female person who likes to bang?
Richard Packer
Gold Member
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
I love bangettes with butter and jam.
Tschumi
Member
Selling on mercari, Japanese ebay with much higher accountability standards... Guy buys my old alienware 17 for about $500, more or less as soon as i post it, (leading me to freak out about undervaluing it) i write in my post that it's a used item, it delivered this morning... he messages asking for the password i set it up with - "1234" - 7 hours later he still hasn't "completed" the transaction. Which would release the funds to me.
Is he at work? Is he too busy gaming? Does he have an imperfect understanding of what buying a "used" product implies about its condition?
Check his mercari page and he has sold like 8 items, all of them old graphics cards for peanuts... I'm like, what the fuck, is he going to cannibalize my laptop and send it back hollow or something? Is he picking over the wiped hard drive trying to find banking pwords or something?
This kind of seller's anxiety is under-represented.
Is he at work? Is he too busy gaming? Does he have an imperfect understanding of what buying a "used" product implies about its condition?
Check his mercari page and he has sold like 8 items, all of them old graphics cards for peanuts... I'm like, what the fuck, is he going to cannibalize my laptop and send it back hollow or something? Is he picking over the wiped hard drive trying to find banking pwords or something?
This kind of seller's anxiety is under-represented.
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Tschumi
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I hope it's of British bangers.
I remember this being a British cartoon but i think I'm wrong, anyway here it is!
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