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German Hops said:
I'll just be glad when ÆMNE22A!C ÆMNE22A!C ÆMNE22A!C ÆMNE22A!C gets back .
It's been a long ass week without him.
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Toons said:
I've not come to regret my decision to stay out of the war thread seeing the list grow.

We'll take the horny thread for now
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It's funny, I had it on my ignore list, which is technically not a list since it's only that one thread, and then unignored it. But it still says "ignored thread".

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I've just fairly recently made my decision to essentially stay out of the offtopic area altogether. Many threads on there are just too political and serious for me. And I am just not a serious person, nor do I want to be, when I am posting on a forum on the internet. Bad fit for serious threads.

I am here for video games and for shitposting.
 
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Hudo said:
I've just fairly recently made my decision to essentially stay out of the offtopic area altogether. Many threads on there are just too political and serious for me. And I am just not a serious person, nor do I want to be, when I am posting on a forum on the internet. Bad fit for serious threads.

I am here for video games and for shitposting.
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The psuedo "political" discourse here tends to be pretty cringe and not just because it has a lean but a lot of the users doing the discussing actually have no clue what they are talking about

Evillore made the right decision reducing it overall
 
-see mouse in front room
-quickly think of how to summon murder kitty
-find him napping on my kid's bed per usual
-grab him and spend a couple minutes trying to a) find the mouse and b) get murder kitty to see it to engage
-finally kitty figures out what's up but is clearly half interested as I grabbed him from his nap
-spend what feels like 10 minutes following them around, moving furniture and shit to get the stupid thing
-it finally chances upon my younger kid's empty toddler-sized backpack and hides inside
-well I zip that fucker up, take it to the front porch and give it a few slams
-deposit into garbage, backpack into the sanitary cycle with a shitton of bleach

Stay tuned next week for more zany adventures!
 
The mice got into my garage, so I set up some traps and plugged in a pest chaser yesterday.

Had the traps along opposite walls and just went to check.

Found one trap untriggered but missing the peanut butter bait. I'm going to set that one back up.

I don't know where the other trap is. I had it under some plastic lawn chairs last night and now it's not there.

I'm pretty sure this means that it's something bigger then a mouse.

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I found the trap. It was triggered and 7 feet away from where I put it and between two sheets of plywood.
 
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Peggies said:
How is everyone?

nush nush have you found a place of your own? Hope you didn't kill your mum!
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No, still at my mums but they have got used to me now so don't complain about little things so much. I make myself useful as well and they only notice in my absence when I've gone for a weekend to see my dad. Not got a job yet, looking but it's shitty low paid stuff that would not afford me to rent my own place so it would be zero sum as I'd still be on my mums sofa. Vacation next month so I would not be able to start work until December anyway but there's always lots of jobs opening up in Janauary as people make thier changes then.
 
nush said:
No, still at my mums but they have got used to me now so don't complain about little things so much. I make myself useful as well and they only notice in my absence when I've gone for a weekend to see my dad. Not got a job yet, looking but it's shitty low paid stuff that would not afford me to rent my own place so it would be zero sum as I'd still be on my mums sofa. Vacation next month so I would not be able to start work until December anyway but there's always lots of jobs opening up in Janauary as people make thier changes then.
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Yes, that's the spirit! You go, get em'!
 
Soooo, I have been absent from work for two days and have a shitload of work to do. But now I spent the last 40 minutes or so to make this video into a Gif because I could use it as reply to half of the emails I got in my inbox.

 
My wife had a procedure to fix a bunion in her foot yesterday, but she found a clinical trial for pain relief post-bunion…uhh..ectomy? and it requires her to stay in patient for 2 more nights. So I'm a single dad with a full time job since yesterday morning. Let me tell ya it's a hoot

But instead of paying to fix her foot we're getting like $2,700
 
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Apparently last night she was awake crying for three hours because it hurt so bad, and let me tell you this woman has a high pain threshold, she once passed out from pain before going to the doctor like I told her to. I'm wondering if she's in the goddamn placebo group.

Also murder kitty got another one in the kitchen all on his own.
 
Halloween is coming up shortly and yeah, it's a very spooky situation.

But don't let it spook you out too much, because this is the perfect time of year to get some of that good Vampussy.
 
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Me: Just checking if my reservation for next week is confirmed.
Pub: Sure! Also, last time you were here you left a little blue car.

Youre Kidding What GIF by Your Happy Workplace


Used to be "Also, last time you were here you left your phone.", "your jacket ", "your dignity" but not anymore. Haha!
 
Peggies said:
Me: Just checking if my reservation for next week is confirmed.
Pub: Sure! Also, last time you were here you left a little blue car.

Youre Kidding What GIF by Your Happy Workplace


Used to be "Also, last time you were here you left your phone.", "your jacket ", "your dignity" but not anymore. Haha!
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It could be worse, my mother in law door dashed us Indian food last night and it was terribly mid, but I still got up and ate leftovers in my undies
 
How much is the Nest cam footage of me taking a rat outside to the garbage in me undies worth to MetaGAF
 
Always fun losing power steering on the freeway with 10 miles to go and having all the lights on your dash start flashing…pretty sure it's a dead alternator and I was running on the battery. Barely made it into my garage.

Welp, we were already looking at new cars and fuck if I'm putting money into this 13 year old one with 215,000 miles on it. You did good champ, you've never left me stranded even though you came reeeeeal close today
 
When I was 8 or so, I saw a very naked, hairy man in the locker room at a public swimming pool. It was a new sight to my childhood eyes. I will never forget the little turtle head poking out of the black, swampy thicket of pubic hair.

I've had to live with this my whole life. Now you do too.
 
Maiden Voyage said:
When I was 8 or so, I saw a very naked, hairy man in the locker room at a public swimming pool. It was a new sight to my childhood eyes. I will never forget the little turtle head poking out of the black, swampy thicket of pubic hair.

I've had to live with this my whole life. Now you do too.
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